Just saw the latest Mad Max movie.
Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!
Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can't have no one who is out saving aborigine kids in the outback being a racist now. Especially with Tina Turner somewhere in the wings waiting to do a cameo.
So, anyway, we are back in...
BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan threw a lavish Look At Me I'm Clean Party at the home of her close friend wealthy socialite Cayuga Archambeau.
The gala event was attended by some of LaLaLand's well-know celebrities including Scarlett Johansson, Geor...
HOLLYWOOD - The question of the new year is what in the wide wide world of sports is the stunningly attractive Charlize Theron, 38, doing with an old goat like Sean Penn who is 53?
The couple has reportedly been having sleepovers at her home in th...
HOLLYWOOD - Charlize Theron, star of such movies as Snow White and The Huntsman, Reindeer Games, and The Hideously Ugly Sea Monsters of The Mediterranean has admitted to being on Cloud 9.
The beautifully alluring actress told Fajita San Guacamole...
HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews.
Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagr...
TARZANA - Noted film star Charlize Theron was recently spotted visiting The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana.
The very attractive actress says that she loves spending time at the zoo because it brings back childhood memories of when she wa...
Chicago, IL - Oprah Winfrey's representative Gail King has issued the following statement, "I, Gail King, Oprah's best friend, announces that Charlize Theron will play Oprah in the upcoming HARPO Produced autobiographical movie, My Best...
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