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Funny story:  Charlie Brown and Lucy among Peanuts Gang members arrested today!

Charlie Brown and Lucy among Peanuts Gang members arrested today!

PEANUTVILLE, New York (ABSNN) - Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus and Pigpen, four ageless elementary school students at Peanutville Basic School, were hauled off to jail today on a "bullying" warrant sworn out by internet blogger Buz Bishop, AKA "Dad C...
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Funny story:  Charlie Brown And Lucy Play A New Type Of Football

Charlie Brown And Lucy Play A New Type Of Football

Charlie Brown of the comic strip 'Peanuts' fame grew up to be a manager of a Seven Eleven and invested much of his meager salary in stocks during the nineties. When the economic collapse of 2008 hit his stock savings were wiped out, he lost his small suburban house and almost ended up homeless. He spent many nights musing over what had gone wrong. Lucy Van Pelt (Lucy from Peanuts) grew up to be...
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Funny story:  "Charlie Brown Was the Manchurian Candidate," Says Andrew Breitbart

"Charlie Brown Was the Manchurian Candidate," Says Andrew Breitbart

Andrew Breitbart, never at a loss to expose the most respected in the US, published a report today stating that Charlie Brown, in fact, was the Manchurian Candidate. "He was definitely the Manchurian Candidate," said the report. "His creator Char...
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Funny story:  Charlie Brown complains as Susan Boyle is to appear in duet with Snoop Dog

Charlie Brown complains as Susan Boyle is to appear in duet with Snoop Dog

Susan Boyle is to appear in a duet with controversial singer Snoop Dogg, who has drugs and firearms convictions and was banned from the UK for brawling at Heathrow Airport. Snoop is looking forward to meeting Subo to discuss what they are going to si...
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Funny story:  Lucy From Charlie Brown Christmas Pulls Nobel Prize From Obama

Lucy From Charlie Brown Christmas Pulls Nobel Prize From Obama

Lucy Van Pelt held President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize only a few feet from Mr. Obama but just as he reached for it, she snatched it back, causing the President to fall flat on his ass. "You blockhead! You bumped our show when you're on the TV eve...
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Funny story:  Obama Causes Three Inmate Riots Over Bumping Charlie Brown!

Obama Causes Three Inmate Riots Over Bumping Charlie Brown!

Three different prisons have reported major riots during the night after President Barack Obama bumped The Charlie Brown Christmas Special Tuesday night. Up to nine others reported burned mattresses, stopped up commodes with running water across t...
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Funny story:  Snoopy Dead At 60!

Snoopy Dead At 60!

Snoopy, aka World War One Flying Ace, aka Joe Cool, has died at the age of sixty. Snoopy, who starred in books, the daily newpaper, movies and television specials, was one of the best known dogs in the world being mentioned in the same breath as L...
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Funny story:  Charles Brown Finally Cracks Up!

Charles Brown Finally Cracks Up!

Los Angeles, California- 62-year-old Blockhead Charles "Charlie" Brown finally cracked yesterday and shot Lucy Van Pelt, a 63-year-old spinster, after she once again pulled the football away just as Brown was ready to kick it. Then Brown apparently...
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Funny story:  Charlie Brown, Peanuts and  MetLife Change With The Times

Charlie Brown, Peanuts and MetLife Change With The Times

Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne fame is now the Chief media consultant for MetLife, the company that produces the Peanuts cartoon line. Ms. Metcalf has revealed that the Peanuts gang will altering the depth of issues that the Peanuts Gang deals with on th...
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Funny story:  Payrise worth Peanuts

Payrise worth Peanuts

Charlie Brown, morose Cartoon Character of the 1970's, and father of Gordon Brown (a morose cartoon Character of the 2000's), has hit out at his sons plans to pay Politicians more for the work that they do.
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Funny story:  Charlie Brown Issues In New Jazz Age

Charlie Brown Issues In New Jazz Age

Piano teachers across America have reported a surge in the amount of children that are signing up for music lessons. Ever since the Charlie Brown Christmas Special aired for the 46th consecutive year last week, kids of all ages have been signing up f...
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