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Funny story:  Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

CORCORAN, California - Charles Manson, who masterminded the so called Helter Skelter killings of 1969, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison for 44 years. An inside source (no pun intended) stated that in those 44 years, Charlie, as the d...
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Funny story:  Helter Skeltered For Your Inspection: Charles Manson And His Bride To Be Or Not To Be, That Surely Must Be The Question, Right?  (Maybe, but in the meantime, don't call me, Shirley!)

Helter Skeltered For Your Inspection: Charles Manson And His Bride To Be Or Not To Be, That Surely Must Be The Question, Right? (Maybe, but in the meantime, don't call me, Shirley!)

San Francisco - Oh happy day! Charles Manson is at long last maybe, just maybe, getting married. Or, so claims one of the convicted murderers most loyally-driven delusional fans. "Yep, it's true," said Star, the blank and distant fiancée in...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney: I think now is the time to admit that "Helter Skelter" really was about a race war

Paul McCartney: I think now is the time to admit that "Helter Skelter" really was about a race war

This August marks the 44th anniversary of the Tate-LaBianca murders, a brutal killing spree orchestrated by a lunatic named Charles Manson. Manson's justification for the murders was that a Beatles song--"Helter Skelter", largely written by me--prophesized a violent uprising in which blacks would murder most of the white race. Manson believed that the Tate-LaBianca murders would spark the...
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Funny story:  Charles Manson Explains Why He'd Vote For Romney (If He Could Vote)

Charles Manson Explains Why He'd Vote For Romney (If He Could Vote)

CORCORAN, California - The most infamous inmate in the history of Corcoran State Prison, Charles Manson, has been denied parole for the 12th time. Manson, who is now 77, was convicted for his role in the Sharon Tate murders of 1969. He was rece...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand Says He Can't Help His Charles Manson Stare

Russell Brand Says He Can't Help His Charles Manson Stare

EL SEGUNDO - Russell Brand was sitting in The Second Base Bar when he was approached by the bar manager. Brand was told by Guido Gunafoochee that he needed to tone down his enthusiasm a bit as he was using way too many curse words and there were s...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney Gets A Very Strange Endorsement

Mitt Romney Gets A Very Strange Endorsement

CHICOPEE, Massachusetts - Mitt Romney brought his Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour to the city that claims to be the place where Paul Revere bought the horse he rode on his midnight ride during the Revolutionary War. Right off the b...
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Funny story:  Charles Manson To Write His Memoirs

Charles Manson To Write His Memoirs

Los Angeles, CA - Serial killer and arch fiend Charles Manson reportedly is busily fiddling around in his jail cell writing his memoirs. The publishing company, "Bloodthirsty Junk Online, Inc." contacted him via his "celebrity serial killer c...
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Funny story:  Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?

Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?

Mass murderer, self acclaimed son of Satan (plenty of candidates for that position) and quite insane lifer, Charles Manson, has admitted to the world that he's still an evil bastard (so what's new?)! Back in the sixties Charles and his gang of hip...
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Funny story:  Charles Manson Says We're All Doomed - So It Must Be Right

Charles Manson Says We're All Doomed - So It Must Be Right

Giving his first prison interview in 20 years, convicted killer Charles Manson has warned the entire human race that we'll all be doomed if we're not extremely careful. "We keep chopping down the trees, eating the birds, poisoning the bees, and bu...
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Funny story:  Manson Claims He Used Cell Phone to Call Satan

Manson Claims He Used Cell Phone to Call Satan

Authorities at Corcoran State Prison in Corcoran, California recently found a cell phone under inmate Charles Manson's pillow. When confronted, Manson claimed that he didn't even know what the hell the thing was and said someone must have planted it...
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck and Charles Manson Powwow on How to Start a Race War

Glenn Beck and Charles Manson Powwow on How to Start a Race War

Witnesses claim a shadowy figure identified as Fox News agitator, professional racist, Tea Party provocateur and self-anointed Godsend, Glenn Beck, was seen moving in and out of the visitation chambers of Corcoran State Prison recently. The target of...
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Funny story:  Judas Tells All - including his friendship with Charles Manson

Judas Tells All - including his friendship with Charles Manson

Judas has spoken out about his betrayal of Jesus. He tells our reporter the truth behind the story. Apparently, Judas was a member of a Cult and didn't believe in Jesus at all. He was sent by the elders of the Cult to destroy Jesus' reputation as a 'good guy'. Judas was recuited by well-known Cult leader Charles Manson, the one with the wierd tattoo on his forehead and the 'evil eyes'.
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Funny story:  Sean Penn seeks Manson interview

Sean Penn seeks Manson interview

Corcoran, California - Sean Penn is seeking an interview with a personal hero and idol of his, Charles Manson, who he has said he regards as "his father". Sean is said to want to star as Manson in a movie he hopes to make about his life and vision.
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Funny story:  Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Convicted murderer Charles Manson has spoken publicly about his shock and disgust over Daily Mail sewer rat Jan Moir and her vicious article about the death of Stephen Gately. Mr Manson said: "I've done bad things in my life but I wouldn't write s...
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Funny story:  Sharon Tate Murder File To Be Reopened After Roman Polanski Arrested

Sharon Tate Murder File To Be Reopened After Roman Polanski Arrested

Disturbing new evidence has come to light that "totally changes" the way police are thinking about the 1969 murder of Sharon Tate, it can be revealed. Tate's husband at the time of her murder, writer and weirdo Roman Polanski, was arrested by poli...
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Funny story:  Atkins not as lucky as al-Megrahi

Atkins not as lucky as al-Megrahi

(Chowchilla-CA) Susan Atkins, former member of the Manson family who murdered pregnant actress Sharon Tate during a two-day killing spree in 1969, has died of brain cancer. Atkins was sentenced to life imprisonment for her crimes. Since she enter...
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Funny story:  Manson psychic to channel in Garrido 'harem' mausoleum hunt

Manson psychic to channel in Garrido 'harem' mausoleum hunt

Antioch - (Helter Skelter Mess): Convicted mass murderer Charles Manson's tarot reader has offered to channel Sharon Tate's ghost in the hunt for Phillip Garrido's necro harem trophy room. The development comes as LA cops widen the net in their tr...
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Funny story:  Charles Manson: AARP Cult Leader of the Year

Charles Manson: AARP Cult Leader of the Year

The American Association of Retired Psychopaths has named 60'scult leader and mass murderer Charles Manson, Cult leader of the Year. Manson's newly released photograph per request of the LA Times made his selection a shoo in according to AARP cha...
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