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Funny story:  Monkey spotted shopping in Ikea

Monkey spotted shopping in Ikea

A small monkey wearing a sheepskin coat was spotted shopping in a branch of Ikea in Toronto. Shoppers were surprised and shocked by the sight. "It was just a small monkey. I thought at first it was a little person in a mask." Mario Tomlin said. '...
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Funny story:  John Terry To Be Appointed UK Goodwill Ambassador

John Terry To Be Appointed UK Goodwill Ambassador

After recently being cleared of a trumped up aggravated racial abuse charge, John Terry, the former England football captain, has been nominated to take on the role of UK Goodwill Ambassador. Terry's nomination is believed to have cross party supp...
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Funny story:  Charles Darwin had a funny voice, newly found letter reveals

Charles Darwin had a funny voice, newly found letter reveals

A newly letter, found from long term advocate of Charles Darwin, Thomas Huxley, has revealed that Charles Darwin had a peculiar voice. "It's quite an exciting letter, I must say," said Melton Shrewsbury, a Charles Darwin Historian. "It was unearth...
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Funny story:  "Evolution - It's The Pits" :  Claims Biologist

"Evolution - It's The Pits" : Claims Biologist

Instead of having genital organs between our legs, human beings nearly evolved with our 'private parts' hidden away under our armpits. Or in more detail, life as we know it is one tiny chromosome away from ladies wearing fashionably bottomless bi...
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Funny story:  Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community. The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...
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Funny story:  Richard Dawkins 'forgets' Darwins racist subtitle!

Richard Dawkins 'forgets' Darwins racist subtitle!

Evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins today embarrassed himself by conveniently 'forgetting' the racist full title to Charles Darwin epic work of fiction. Commonly known as 'The Origin of Species', it's full title is in fact 'On the Origin of Species...
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Funny story:  Evolutionists refute evolution?

Evolutionists refute evolution?

Radical reforms will be taking place shortly in schools throughout the world, due to the final acknowledgement that the theory of evolution is nothing more than a fairy tale, disturbingly, believed plausible by more adults than children. The 7 yea...
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Funny story:  Fossil of "Missing Link" Between Humans and Apes Found with Darwin's Possessions!

Fossil of "Missing Link" Between Humans and Apes Found with Darwin's Possessions!

For years, Darwin's theories involving humans and apes, and whether or not both shared a common ancestor, was always lacking definitive proof in the form of fossilized remains of the theorized creature. That issue exists no more: a complete fossil...
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Funny story:  The Evolution of Darwin's Beard

The Evolution of Darwin's Beard

The controversy created by Charles Darwin regarding evolution and creationism over one hundred years ago has taken on a new twist centering on the famously extravagant beard of the father of evolution. Nearly as famous as the man itself, Darwin's...
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Funny story:  Charles Darwin's Family Suffered From Inbreeding!

Charles Darwin's Family Suffered From Inbreeding!

"Charles Darwin's family suffered from the deleterious effects of inbreeding, suggests a new study that serves as ironic punctuation to the evolutionary theorist's life work", according to a new report in Primates Magazine. "It's fascinating that...
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Funny story:  Racism and Genocide Celebrate 150th Birthday. Royal Society Slams Expose: 'Origin of the Feces and the Ascent of the Vidalia Onion'

Racism and Genocide Celebrate 150th Birthday. Royal Society Slams Expose: 'Origin of the Feces and the Ascent of the Vidalia Onion'

One hundred and fifty years ago today science betrayed Sir Isaac Newton and his empirical fact based methodology, assassinated God and embraced the concept of self serving visual evidence. As a direct result Racism, Genocide and Bestiality have flour...
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Funny story:  Evolution fights back

Evolution fights back

Los Angeles, CA. It is like a horror movie where a benign thing turns into a killing machine. Think of the man-eating bunny in Python's 'Holy Grail', or the novel/movie, 'The Day Of The Triffids'. Now think of something innocuous like the lawn in...
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Funny story:  Darwins evolution theory the best answer to the ascent of man

Darwins evolution theory the best answer to the ascent of man

A former Christian, John Grant, who attended church as a small boy for years and went on to go to church regularly as an adult has admitted that he changed his views after reading Darwins Origin of Species and reading the bible in depth which he had...
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Funny story:  Missing chapters of Darwin's 'Origin of the Species' discovered

Missing chapters of Darwin's 'Origin of the Species' discovered

The longly-suspected missing chapters of naturalist Charles Darwin's book 'The Origin of the Species' were today discovered at a car boot sale in the village of East Saxby, West Riding, by Mrs. Ermintrude Haggles, aged 83. 'I were just rummaging t...
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Funny story:  Second Darwinius Masillae Found

Second Darwinius Masillae Found

A second 'missing link' fossil has been found in Germany within a few weeks of the first. This specimen is slightly older and not in anywhere near as good condition, but there are sufficient similarities to be sure the animal is the same species.
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Funny story:  Charles Follows In Darwin's Footsteps

Charles Follows In Darwin's Footsteps

Prince Charles has arrived in the Galapagos Islands during his world tour. He is expected to visit Lonesome George. A slow-moving depressed individual with no apparent purpose to live and nothing to look forward to, Charles will spend time with the g...
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Funny story:  Creationists "deny existence of Darwin"

Creationists "deny existence of Darwin"

The recent wars between creationists and Darwinists have reached fever pitch with the recent announcement that creationists have argued that Darwin didn't even exist. Darwinists have refused to respond on the grounds that their opponents are moron...
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Funny story:  Sensational find in Shrewsbury - Darwin's "Origins of Woman"

Sensational find in Shrewsbury - Darwin's "Origins of Woman"

A sensational find has been made at the District Valuer and Valuation Office of Shrewsbury. A package wrapped in a copy of "Punch" dated 12 February 1823, was discovered pushed behind the toilet cistern on the first floor of Mount House. It contained...
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