Spoof Political Correspondent Phani Tikkla has been handed a file through Whitehall sources stating that UK Prime Minister David Cameron has joined the successful boy band 'One Direction' in a last bid attempt to woo younger voters into the Tory Part...
As the Triple Dip recession bites deeper, and the population at large has even less money to spend on unnecessary items, such as clothes and food, charity shops are starting to feel the pinch previously only felt by first hand shops, such as River Pe...
Plymouth, Mass - Mal*Wart, JC Farthings, and Maced stores all plan to open right after millions of giant turkey dinners are consumed. Who wants to wait for Black Friday?
According to Dr. Drew Upbird, medical consultant to the retail industry, con...
A non-profit organisation has begun giving trousers to deprived teenagers in schools in four London boroughs. The charity, called Donald Where's Your Troosers? was set up in response to a survey which showed that up to 40% of inner city youths are we...
Tiny Irish rock knob-head Bono, 3' 4", has sensationally reformed Girls Aloud he said today, from his castle in Switzerland.
The U2 frontman has taken full responsibility for the girl bands reformation, telling reporters that he should now be offi...
FC Barcelona have signed a Brazilian boy who plays football without any feet, which is a pretty mean feat. He was scouted playing with other boys with feet and after tying knots in their legs with dazzling dribblings, shooting skills and mesmerizing...
A Utah man, dying of thirst after waiting over 6 minutes to get served a beer has received help from an unexpected source.
Greg Marshall, 28, was attempting to purchase a beer last Saturday night at his favorite bar "Sweet Larry's" unfortunately...
Alleged do-gooder and former Police front man "Sting" famous not just for his monotone voice and drab personality but also his dabbling in things that he really has no knowledge about and "new age" philosophies has started a new charity that will hel...
Tommy Gusset is a fairly normal man, living in the suburbs of a major British town. But beneath his seemingly ordinary exterior, there lies a man whose life has been cursed because he has no arsehole-dar.
Most people can spot arseholes a mile off, or at least once they have opened their mouth, but not Tommy. Tommy cannot tell an arsehole from a normal person until it is much much too late. His...
MANCHESTER, England - Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the reality show Hell's Kitchen, is probably one of the most hated individuals on American television.
The arrogantly sarcastic-as-hell star of the reality cooking show, participated in a charity s...
Following Downing Street's threats to close loopholes used by the rich to avoid tax, charities fear they may lose their largest donors.
Prime Minister David Cameron said that multi-millionaires were using donations to charities that do little work...
A number of well-known spoof writers have come together to raise money for charity with a sponsored Spoofathon. They aim to write a hundred spoofs each in one day to reach a fundraising target of £2000 for Limping Awareness.
Spokesman Clowny McSpo...
The latest batch of Women's Institute members planning to get their kit off for charity are a little bit different from the usual set...
... they're all convicts!
So far the 40 WI girls at Bronzefield Prison, Surrey, have learned about baking a...
Nottingham Health & Safety Executive have closed stalls down at a local Charity Fair, that was being held over the weekend, in support of the Lithuanian & Bulgarian Immigrants Benefit Claiming Association Inc.
The Council's Chief Executive...
A charity street fundraiser from East London has been told to 'fuck off' by a member of the public for a record 100,000th time.
Out-of-work over-actor and charity street fundraiser David Blande from Stratford reached the previously unheard of mile...
Charity shops had a bumper Christmas, while many other prestigeous high street retailers struggled. Charity shops saw an average 11% boost in sales in the run-up to the festive period as shoppers chose second-hand goods over new ones.
Our intrepid...
Rumours that the Bank of England has taken to the Christmas spirit and donated its entire funds to charity are turning out to be partly true.
Robin Hood and his merry men have diverted the Bank's funds to a number of 'good causes' by manipulation...
Tulisa Contostavlos, X Factor judge and 'N'Dubz' singer (yeh right, Ed.) has today launched this years charity campaign, to run over the festive season.
'Save a Chav for Crimbo' was launched today in Essex nightclub 'Slappers', by Ms. Contostavlos...