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Funny story: Senator Scott Brown Has Car Accident In Chappaquiddick

Senator Scott Brown Has Car Accident In Chappaquiddick

Boston MA-- The new senator from Massachusetts was involved in a bizarre car accident last night in Chappaquiddick. Senator Scott Brown was giving an aide a ride home late last night when the car accidentally went off the Chappaquiddick Bridge and i...
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Funny story: Vatican Declares Ted Kennedy A Saint

Vatican Declares Ted Kennedy A Saint

Vatican City-- The late Senator Ted Kennedy was officially declared a saint today during a Vatican ceremony. Saint Ted of Chappaquiddick was named patron saint of swimmers. Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are also expected to be named saints by t...
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Funny story: Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Pearly Gate, Celestial City, Heaven - Yesterday, Sister Mary Jo, resident here these past 40 years since she drowned in an auto "accident", received a surprise visitor. A former Congressman, who for legal reasons will remain nameless, was given a...
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Funny story: Writer Dominick Dunne Continues to Pursue Ted to the Grave-and Beyond!

Writer Dominick Dunne Continues to Pursue Ted to the Grave-and Beyond!

Hyannis, Massachusetts/True Crime Stories - A dogged Dominick Dunne, 83, remained true to his mantra as he followed Ted Kennedy in Death today, making good a vow to "follow Ted to hell in order to get the real story behind Chappaquiddick!" The wel...
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Funny story: Senator Kennedy Indicted For Murder, Drops Dead

Senator Kennedy Indicted For Murder, Drops Dead

Chappaquiddick MA-- Senator Teddie Kennedy was indicted today for the murder of Mary Jo Kopechne in 1969. Mr. Kennedy was served with an arrest warrant for the grisly murder at his bedside early this morning. Senator Kennedy was so shocked by the n...
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Funny story: Senator Kennedy's Brain Cancer Is Cured

Senator Kennedy's Brain Cancer Is Cured

Boston MA -- Senator Teddie Kennedy was pronounced free of brain cancer today by his doctors. The tumor is completely gone and the senator can now resume his non-stop debauchery and whore-mongering. Doctors were amazed at his progress and believe a...
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Funny story: Mary Jo Kopechne Alive, And Living In Boston

Mary Jo Kopechne Alive, And Living In Boston

DATELINE BOSTON: A stunning secret from long ago was revealed in Boston today. Mary Jo Kophence never drowned inside a car in 1969. The willowy blond was able to swim away after Senator Ted accidently drove off the Chappaquiddick Bridge. She has...
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Funny story: Chappaquiddick Police Find More Bodies

Chappaquiddick Police Find More Bodies

Chappaquiddick MA-- Local police and FBI agents will continue their grim search at dawn for more cars and bodies in the Chappaquiddick Canal. Thirty-five drowned young women were pulled from their cars yesterday. A police spokesperson said some of...
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Funny story: Hospitalized Ted Kennedy Sees Mary Jo Kopechne's Ghost

Hospitalized Ted Kennedy Sees Mary Jo Kopechne's Ghost

Ted Kennedy was airlifted to a Boston hospital after what could possibly have been a stroke (or another bump on the head after being falling down drunk again). While being treated by a trauma team in the emergency room, the Massachusetts Senator was...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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