After being on TV 7 times a day for the first year and a half of his reign, President Obama has been conspicuously absent in the past 6 months as world and domestic events have spun out of control and the US ship of state appears not only rudderless,...
Washington D.C - In what's being called a far-sighted and audacious move by environmentalists and security experts alike, the US Government today announced that it's seeking to eliminate Japan - and by extension Japan's hurricane causing butterflie...
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