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Funny story: Channel 5 Greenlights New Reality Shows for 2013

Channel 5 Greenlights New Reality Shows for 2013

Channel 5 has today announced a new series of reality programmes to try and help boost it's ratings. Speaking from 5's head offices in Lower Frottage, head of programming Boisterous Crotch said "While our viewers will still see their favourite sh...
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Funny story: Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear former soap icon of Coronation Street Bet Lynch, who has recently completed a three week stint in Celebrity Big Brother, has now confirmed the disability that she was said to be suffering with in the house. It has been reported to have...
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Funny story: Channel 5 News to use interpretive dance

Channel 5 News to use interpretive dance

Channel 5 news introduced the stand-up news delivery to the television. This has been adopted by news agencies across the world, apart from the BBC who still sit down. Channel 4 news went half way, with the leaning on a table news presenter, whilst I...
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Funny story: Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

The first ever Ginger Awards took place last night with singing ginger Ed Sheeran winning three awards. The carrot top won "most musical ginger", "coolest ginger haircut" and "best ginger newcomer". Other winners included Chris Evans for "best rad...
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Funny story: Edward from Jedward to become a woman

Edward from Jedward to become a woman

In a conversation inside the Big Brother house on Channel 5, Edward, from Jedward, has candidly admitted to the other house-mates that he wants to have a sex change. This was news to his brother. "Jedward are going to Thailand," said Edward, after...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Set To Appear On The Charlie Sheen Show

Charlie Sheen Set To Appear On The Charlie Sheen Show

Word is spreading that Charlie Sheen could be back on British TV screens as he is set to appear on the new instalment of Celebrity Big Brother on Channel 5. However, a term in his rather lucrative contract states that Channel 5 must rename the sho...
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Funny story: CSI:Miami Returns To Forensic Scrutiny

CSI:Miami Returns To Forensic Scrutiny

Sun-soaked forensic drama CSI:Miami returns to UK television for its ninth season this evening - and the critics will be watching closely. Horatio will arrive at his offices to find everyone stricken by a gas attack - and according to the preview...
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Funny story: Channel 5 abandon the questions in their quizzes

Channel 5 abandon the questions in their quizzes

At the end of a lot of imported American shows on Channel 5 there was a little quiz to win ten thousand pounds. Initially, these quizzes were quite popular, despite the £1 entry fee via the text number. "People used to like the quizzes," said Chan...
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Funny story: Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action

Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action

News that a multi-million pound deal will see Big Brother return this summer has been met with a swift response by vigilante, TV Repair Man. Channel 5 has arranged to screen the show which was dramatically dropped by C4 last year as viewing figure...
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Funny story: Freeview Channel Renaming

Freeview Channel Renaming

Freeview, the provider of free television in the Digital UK is to overhaul the way that the channels are named. The old terrestrial channels, BBC1, BBC2, ITV1 and Channel 4 have sufficient clout that they will retain their names. Channel 5 is to b...
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Funny story: CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5

CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5

Fans of US crime dramas are in for a treat as Channel 5 plans to fill its schedules with programmes such as CSI: Miami, NCIS and Law & Order - 24 hours a day. Bosses at the channel have been left with no other option as domestic TV production...
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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Signed Up By TV Channel

Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Signed Up By TV Channel

Fears among industry insiders that Channel 5 would be dumbed down to greater depths than ever before, following its recent purchase by media tycoon Ricardo Dismal were reinforced today by the announcement that the man with the world's largest penis a...
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Funny story: Channel 5 Election Night to be topless

Channel 5 Election Night to be topless

Following the disclosure that Jimmy Carr is to present Channel 4's alternative Election Night Special on 6th May, Channel 5 have gone for broke. Adolph Allersnatch, Channel 5's Controller, has told The Spoof, "We're going for broke. Topless Electi...
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Funny story: Apprentice Loser Kate Walsh To Wear Number Five Costume For New Show

Apprentice Loser Kate Walsh To Wear Number Five Costume For New Show

Apprentice finalist Kate Walsh has won a job co-hosting a topical news magazine programme after agreeing to present while dressed as the number five. The new show, on Five, will feature Kate alongside Ian Wright and Mellinda Messinger and will be ba...
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Funny story: Noddy Set To Return

Noddy Set To Return

Channel 5 has announced that they are to broadcast a new series starring Noddy. An executive said "We are really excited about this. We think young and old alike will love to watch Noddy's adventures. He is such a wonderful character. With his great...
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Funny story: Unbreakable Contestants Sue Channel Five

Unbreakable Contestants Sue Channel Five

The Channel Five mega viewer-pulling sadistic reality television show 'Unbreakable' is being sued in a class action suit by a group of masochistic celebrity contestants after several actually ended up 'Broken'. Ross Crunt, who plays the resident h...
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Funny story: New reality show for cattle starting on Channel 5

New reality show for cattle starting on Channel 5

In a further ground-breaking televisual broadcast, Channel 5 are hittng back at Channel 4 with a new reality show of their own. "Big Udder", due to be screened in the Autumn, will offer the opportunity for cattle to "get on the box and do their th...
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Funny story: Gadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!

Gadget Show has only had ONE entry to its phone in competition … so far!

Even though channels 5's Gadget Show has enjoyed growing from its original half hour format to a full one-hour slot, it faces a major problem now. The phone-in competition which has earned it millions of pounds in previous series has become a vic...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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