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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Leaves Prison A Changed Man

Chad Ochocinco Leaves Prison A Changed Man

BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Former NFL football player Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco walked out of the Broward Country Jail after only serving 7 days of a 30 day sentence. According to an inside source (no pun intended) Ochocinco was let out early...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping

Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping

BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Well it appears that Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco, keeps taking two steps forward and three steps back. The former NFL wide receiver who played for the Cincinnati Bengals and the Miami Dolphins seems to be a magnet for...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

FT. LAUDERDALE, Florida - Chad Johnson, or Chad Ochocinco as he is known in the wide, wide world of sports, was arrested by the FLPD. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, Ochocinco was handcuffed after a neighbor reported that he had been playin...
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Funny story: Brandon Lloyd Regrets Taking #85 with N.E. Patriots

Brandon Lloyd Regrets Taking #85 with N.E. Patriots

The curse of Ochocinco lingers in Foxboro with the New England Patriots. Yes, after a lackluster season, the new '85', Brandon Lloyd, found his $3million bonus in a locked room- and the Patriots confiscated his key. Released, Lloyd has no clai...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers. Mr. 85, was found guilty of...
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Funny story: Facebook: Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada

Facebook: Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada

FACEBOOK Chad Ochocinco: Hey Evie are you there honey biscuit? 9:03 a.m. Evelyn Lozada: Yeah I'm here, whatcha want fool? 9:06 a.m. Chad Ochocinco: Baby, don't call me a fool. You know it hurts my feelings sugar lips. 9:09 a.m. Evelyn Lozada: Don't you call me sugar lips you mean, hateful, head-butting chump. 9:13 a.m. Chad Ochocinco: I'm sorry about dat babe. I lost my temper a...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Comforts Evelyn Lozada

Charlie Sheen Comforts Evelyn Lozada

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has certainly seen his share of ups and downs on the roller coaster of the marital world. Sheen confessed to Barbara Walters on The View that many times in his marriages and/or relationships he has felt like he was noth...
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Funny story: Move Over, Hard Knocks! Ocho & the Hump are on the Way!

Move Over, Hard Knocks! Ocho & the Hump are on the Way!

The latest trend for tabloid heart-throbs and Mensa failures is the short marriage for reality TV athletes of football and basketball. Today in court is Kris Humphries, the man formerly of the divorced New Jersey Nets that have taken up with Brook...
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Funny story: Evelyn Lozada-Johnson Files For Divorce From Chad Ochocinco

Evelyn Lozada-Johnson Files For Divorce From Chad Ochocinco

DAVIE, Florida - Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, and his wife the erotically sultry Evelyn Lozada-Johnson are headed to the Big D (Divorce). Their amusement park ride marriage which only lasted 41 days has...
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Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Drop-Kick Chad Ochocinco

The Miami Dolphins Drop-Kick Chad Ochocinco

MIAMI - A spokesperson for the NFL Miami Dolphins, Clyde "Cleats" Cantabrini, has just stated that they have terminated wide receiver Chad Johnson, better known as Chad Ochocinco (#85). Cantabrini spoke with Tango Brisket, a reporter with Sports T...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Arrested After Headbutting Wife

Chad Ochocinco Arrested After Headbutting Wife

DAVIE, Florida - Chad Johnson, who is better known as Chad Ochocinco, is regarded as one of the most conceited athletes in the history of sports. Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily recently interviewed "Mr. 85" and she came away fe...
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Funny story: Ochocinco & Evelyn as the Honeymooners

Ochocinco & Evelyn as the Honeymooners

We knew there was trouble last week for Chad Johnson, formerly known as the sleight-of-hand artist Ochocinco. Like Ralph Kramden of the Honeymooners, he had let his bluster get out of hand. As part of the publicity campaign for Hard Knocks, the fa...
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Funny story: Ochocinco Still Smells--as Sweet

Ochocinco Still Smells--as Sweet

What's in a name? Doesn't the rose smell as sweet by any other name? So stated Shakespeare in one of his lucid moments about football antics. In a sporting example, the rose is no sweetheart, but a number. The oft-maligned Chad Ochocinco (or was t...
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Funny story: Ochocinco Keeps on Smiling and Keeps Us Smiling

Ochocinco Keeps on Smiling and Keeps Us Smiling

Adios, Ochocinco. The Patriots have seen the lantern in the steeple, and your horse has left without you. Happy Trails to you until we meet again. We harbor no ill will toward the player who disappointed so many New England Patriots fans. He was a...
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Funny story: Ochocinco's Only Reception in the Upcoming Season?

Ochocinco's Only Reception in the Upcoming Season?

Chad Ochocinco may be on a permanent honeymoon after this summer. He will have one big reception right after his wedding ceremony. And, Tom Brady won't be throwing it. While the New England Patriots have kept the future Mr. Johnson on the payroll,...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco upset Tom Brady keeps scoring all the touchdowns

Chad Ochocinco upset Tom Brady keeps scoring all the touchdowns

NEW ENGLAND - NFL Wide Receiver Chad Ochocino told ESPN sports anchor Stuart Scott before the game on Sunday, "Give me the damn ball!" Stuart Scott was taken back because no one told him he was going to carry anyone's ball that day. However, repor...
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Funny story: Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila, prima donna slash diva who many are calling the Filipino Kate Gosselin said that she nearly overdosed on crackers. She said that luckily her maid, Blanca Horchata, 48, found her, laid her on her stomach, and proceede...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

CINCINNATI - The star receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco was in Cincy and his Dancing With The Stars partner was in Vegas but "85" says that the two will be together soon. While on DWTS Chad showered Cheryl with very, nice, expensi...
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