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Funny story: On A Lighter Note: More People Are Being Cremated Today!

On A Lighter Note: More People Are Being Cremated Today!

"Lighter note huh? You news people think the whole world is one big happy home don't you? Well, I deal day in and day out with dead people and cleaning them up, placing a cotton ball with alcohol up their wazzoo and draining them dry so what so humorous about that?" After telling Mr. Clay we only were there to ask him and his staff.. "Did you say 'Stiff'?" "No. I said staff. The people wh...
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Funny story: Nodding Donkey Discovered Behind Hedge at Rose Valley Memorial Park

Nodding Donkey Discovered Behind Hedge at Rose Valley Memorial Park

WHITTIER, CALIFORNIA - The Whittier Oil Watch (WOW) has announced its displeasure at discovering a nodding donkey, used for pumping oil out of the ground, behind a tall hedge at the Rose Valley Memorial Park in Whittier. "We would never have known...
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Funny story: Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Since there was no money any longer to keep the church cemetery mowed, a preacher in North Carolina borrowed some sheep from a local sheep farmer who had family buried in the church graveyard. "I thought we could just fence them off", stated Broth...
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Funny story: Rare cider found in London cemetery

Rare cider found in London cemetery

A rare, vintage cider has been found in Victorian tombs in one of the UK's most famous cemeteries. The discovery of a large bottle of 'Dead Good' Cider in Highgate Cemetery, the burial place of Claud Bulmer and Lord Scrumpy, is the first time the...
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Funny story: Frickin' frackin' hell: plot to exhume Jane Fonda

Frickin' frackin' hell: plot to exhume Jane Fonda

Glendale, California - Cemetery officials have applied to move the dual Oscar winning actress' remains from Glendale's famous Forest Lawn Mammorial Park. An exhumation order sought from the Glendale C**nty Morgue Chief Coroner is backed by Big Oil...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan to Seniors: Please Drop Dead

Paul Ryan to Seniors: Please Drop Dead

Arlington National Cemetery - The Republican's newly named vice presidential nominee has some patriotic advice for America's elderly. He'd like them to stop breathing. Introducing his Medicare cutback program at a graveside press conference, Rep.
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Funny story: Man Buries Wife And Kid In Pet Cemetery And Nothing Happens

Man Buries Wife And Kid In Pet Cemetery And Nothing Happens

John Sullivan, of Boston Lincolnshire, inspired by the novel, Pet Sematary, and the film of the same name starring Herman out of the Munsters, decided to transport his dead wife and child to the state of Maine in the USA, and attempt to have them com...
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Funny story: Homeless UK couple caught having "grave" sex between the graves; was it Adam and Eve?

Homeless UK couple caught having "grave" sex between the graves; was it Adam and Eve?

A UK couple were sighted having "grave" sex amongst the graves of a very posh graveyard next to a very posh public school in Reigate, Surrey. The couple pissed out of their brains stripped off their clothes and were spotted copulating between the...
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Funny story: Government Law to Recycle Graves

Government Law to Recycle Graves

The shortage of land for cemeteries has become so acute the Government has now passed a law which allows councils to clear out the bones from any grave where the person was buried over 100 years ago and re-use it. Anyone buried in a re-cycled grave w...
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Funny story: Human Tongues Growing Out Of Gravesites in US

Human Tongues Growing Out Of Gravesites in US

It is a phenomenon that has been reported occurring all over the US in the last few months, what appears to be a human tongue is growing out of the ground at numerous grave sites. While the news media has been slow to report it for fear of mass hyste...
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Funny story: No Grass Grows On Michael Jackson's Grave

No Grass Grows On Michael Jackson's Grave

Neverland, CA-- Visitors to the cemetery at the Neverland Ranch have an easy time locating their hero's final resting spot. No grass grows over the grave of Michael Jackson. It's as if heaven itself has cursed the spot. New grass has been plan...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Body Unclaimed, Buried In Potter's Field

Michael Jackson's Body Unclaimed, Buried In Potter's Field

Los Angeles CA-- No one from the Jackson Family claimed Michael's body today, so the King of Pop was buried in a pauper's grave in Potter's Field. Everybody was too busy with reporters or too busy checking bank balances to make funeral arrangements.
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Funny story: Obama Supports National Cemetary Xeriscaping

Obama Supports National Cemetary Xeriscaping

Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has stated that he supports the xeriscaping of the Fort Bliss National Military Cemetary in El Paso, Texas.
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Funny story: National Cemetery Loses Grass So Golf Courses Can Stay Green

National Cemetery Loses Grass So Golf Courses Can Stay Green

As drought and a severe water shortage continue in the American Southwest, residents and business are expected to make sacrifices. Lawns can only be watered certain days and during certain hours. Car washing cannot take place on the street. "...
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Funny story: Council's dying to get into the cemeteries

Council's dying to get into the cemeteries

Cemeteries are set for a make-over as part of new government plans to make the most of urban open spaces.
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Funny story: Dead man found in graveyard

Dead man found in graveyard

A dead man has been arrested by police in Cheshire for loitering with intent in a graveyard near to where he died seven months ago.
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Funny story: President Bush Visits Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

President Bush Visits Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

President Bush paid a Memorial Day visit to Arlington National Cemetery and stood by the tombs of the Unknown Soldiers from America's wars. After walking around the hallowed ground in silence for a few minutes in calm reflection, the President o...
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Funny story: Smart and Bush Rip Off the Dead

Smart and Bush Rip Off the Dead

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Michigan - Clayton R. Smart, 67, of Okmulgee, Okla., and Michigan attorney Craig Bush decided that ripping off the living wasn't enough for them. In an effort to solve that pressing problem, they decided to rip off the dea...
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