LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...
English security services and locals were celebrating today after they learned that Hadrian's Wall had secured a £500k SITA grant.
The £537,185 grant has been made to help fund a project, managed by Hadrian's Wall Heritage.
Said a Heritage spok...
In one of the more unexpected transfer deadline day deals Liverpool have signed the entire playing squad, coaching staff and fan base of top Scottish club Glasgow Celtic.
Kenny Dalglish, Liverpool manager and also one of Celtic's most legendary pl...
Celtic manager Neil Lennon has breathed a sigh of relief after a jury returned a 'not guilty' verdict in his trial at Edinburgh Sheriff Court.
Lennon had been accused of being assaulted by 26-year-old Hearts fan John Wilson, whose actions were sai...
Dr John Reid has confirmed that he is to end his 4 year reign as chairman of Celtic FC.
The former Labour minister will be succeeded by whisky magnate and fellow lifelong Hoops fan, Ian Bankier.
Confirming that he will stand down at the club's...
Manager of Stalybridge Celtic, Jim Harvey, admitted his shock when he discovered that the entire team had resigned.
"I was told by a text message," Harvey said in a press conference at the club's Bower Fold ground. "Chairman Rob Gorski sent it."...
Celtic manager Neil Lennon has defended his after match gestures to the Rangers fans after the 0-0 draw this afternoon.
Lennon was seen to put his hands behind his ears as he crossed the pitch in front of the Rangers faithful at the end of the las...
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