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Funny story: Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years. The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage...
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Funny story: The Hillary Clinton - Angelina Jolie Feud Escalates

The Hillary Clinton - Angelina Jolie Feud Escalates

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View is reporting that the ongoing feud between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and actress Angelina Jolie has gotten worse. It appears that both women are really digging in and tossing o...
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Funny story: Intimate Pix of Paris Hilton's Bikini Line Reveal A Hint of Cellulite

Intimate Pix of Paris Hilton's Bikini Line Reveal A Hint of Cellulite

BEVERLY HILLS - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that the celebutante who is known for doing absolutely nothing is feeling very depressed and melancholy. According to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette, Paris is positively devastated at...
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Funny story: Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

LOS ANGELES - Actress Mila Kunis, who is the girlfriend of actor Ashton Kutcher recently made some very harsh statements about Demi Moore. Kunis, 29, told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Demi needs to be a woman and stop acting like a spoiled brat and gi...
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Funny story: Madonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her

Madonna Fears Her 25-Year-Old Boy Toy Will Dump Her

MANHATTAN - Madonna, who is 54, recently confided to her cellulite specialist Dr. Ikaloosa Luluette Lickachevski that she is afraid that her 25-year-old boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat is thinking about breaking up with her. The New York singer told Dr. Li...
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Funny story: Cellulite? There's an app for that

Cellulite? There's an app for that

Coming straight out of Apple Core Labs and into an App Store near you is the latest in applelet based keep fit: iThigh. "I'm not a woman," said App World! editor Mac Buck. "I never have been. But I'm told that many woman detest cellulite. For year...
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Funny story: Daryl Hannah laughs off $100 protest fine

Daryl Hannah laughs off $100 protest fine

Washington - Smelling strongly of recycled french fry cooking oil the vegan nutjob and Tar Sands arrestee looked nothing like her Madison-the-Mermaid stunning best in the 1984 movie Splash! US Park Police had clapped her in cuffs outside the White...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...
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Funny story: Lily Allen Wins Great Britain's Title of "Miss Cellulite Thighs"

Lily Allen Wins Great Britain's Title of "Miss Cellulite Thighs"

NOTTINGHAM, England - Electropop singer Lily Allen has just been named Great Britain's "Miss Cellulite Thighs." Ms. Allen, who is only 24, literally ran away with the title receiving a total of 98 out of a possible 100 points. The second place...
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