Almost half a century after his disappearance (following the cheese-gate scandal of 1958) celebrated cheese inventor, Sir Pettigrew Wynethrop, has been discovered chained to a sacrificial stone alter in the basement of his penthouse apartment in Chis...
California governor Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on Austrian builders to postpone any more construction projects that include cellars, until a thorough search of all current properties with cellars has been c...
Adolf Hitler, the well-known German Chancellor and wartime tyrant, has been found alive and well with several of his closest aides, in a secret bunker under a house in the Austrian town of Amstetten, say police.
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