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The Seattle Seahawks Flew All Over The Field While The Denver Broncos Merely Horsed Around

Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Flew All Over The Field While The Denver Broncos Merely Horsed Around

NEW YORK CITY - Many of the leading sportswriters in the country are still stunned at the way that the Seattle Seahawks manhandled the Denver Broncos in their 43-8 Super Bowl XLVIII victory. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated th...

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New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

Funny story: New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

NEW YORK CITY - There is a widespread movement in the city of New York to honor the late president of South Africa Nelson Mandela by naming Central Park in his honor. Several council members have asked that the mayor consider making the necessary...

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Wynonna Judd Reveals That The Cooking Show Plans Have Sizzled Out

Funny story: Wynonna Judd Reveals That The Cooking Show Plans Have Sizzled Out

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Wynonna Judd has just informed her fans and the music media that the plans for her cooking show have sizzled out like half a dozen slices of bacon. Judd said that the plans hit the kitchen floor after the shows exe...

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Ian Somerhalder Receives A Fantastic Valentine's Day Present From His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev

Funny story: Ian Somerhalder Receives A Fantastic Valentine's Day Present From His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev took a nice drive out to the Hollywood sign where they were sitting in Dobrev's burgundy colored Cadillac Escalade SUV with the personalized license plate Elena G. The two were enjoying the beautif...

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Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

Funny story: Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

The captain of the cruise ship that capsized off Tuscany has been accused by his company of taking an unauthorized diversion that led to the crash. Pier Luigi Luigi, the chairman of Cost-A-Concorde, laid the blame for the tragedy at the feet of ca...

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Fukushima: The Musical

Funny story: Fukushima: The Musical

The disaster at Fukushima, that saw much of the East coast of Japan destroyed and millions left homeless, is to be dramatised in a new musical production it was announced today. The all-star cast will include Justin Bieber as the forty-three year...

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Celine Dion Releases Twins Into Wild

Funny story: Celine Dion Releases Twins Into Wild

Doctors and nature preserverists have confirmed that Celine Dion's newborn twins boys, Damian and Beezelbub, have been released into a Long Island, NY nature preserve. "This breed does not thrive in captivity," said David Kessler of the Environmen...

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Celine Dion Gives Birth to The Anti-Christ, and its Brother.

Funny story: Celine Dion Gives Birth to The Anti-Christ, and its Brother.

The apocalypse is now one hideous step closer to kicking off 1000 years of Satanic rule, now that revolting pop warbler Celene Dion has given birth to the AntiChrist, and its brother, Keith. "The Archbishop of Wales has announced that Ms. Dion iss...

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Male Gay Community Verklempt over Cher Leaving Vegas Act

Funny story: Male Gay Community Verklempt over Cher Leaving Vegas Act

Cher announced today that her fabulous 3-year run at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas is almost at a close, and you could almost hear teeth biting bare knuckles as gay men all over the world reacted horribly to the news. "Oh my gawd," exclaimed Javier...

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Celine Dion, Could Be Four Babes In There!

Funny story: Celine Dion, Could Be Four Babes In There!

42-year-old singer Celine Dion may have gotten more than she bargained for as the doctors now think she may be carrying four little ones instead of the two originally thought. "I'm only 19 weeks along and already my head looks too small for my bod...

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Celene Dion Conceives in Life Size Test Tube

Funny story: Celene Dion Conceives in Life Size Test Tube

Las Vegas. Publicist Ralph LeChevra twittered the world to announce that Celene Dion is pregnant with twins. It has been nine years since Dion's first child was born, and at 42 she was concerned and hope was fading. But now the singer is ecstat...

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Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Funny story: Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Her struggle to win the battle of in-vitro fertilisation has paid off with the the 42-year-old Canadian songstress now 14 weeks pregnant with twins, and she plans to find out the sex of the babies next month. Celine says she is expecting the resul...

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Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

Funny story: Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...

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Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Funny story: Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Scrawny warbler, Celine Dion, has added her voice to an ad campaign to draw attention to eating disorders. The Titanic singer -as in the song, not as in size - is an avid believer in healthy eating and body health.

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Spilt Beaver magazine nominates Celine Dion, Shania Twain for worst Canadian prize

Funny story: Spilt Beaver magazine nominates Celine Dion, Shania Twain for worst Canadian prize

Quebec - (Ass Mess): Split Beaver magazine, the official organ of Canada's National Hystery Society, has nominated singers Celine Dion and Shania Twain for the top prize in its Worst Photographed Canadians contest.

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Celine Dion, Possibly the Whitest Person on Earth

Funny story: Celine Dion, Possibly the Whitest Person on Earth

"In regards to Celine Dion's performance on the Academy Awards last night the only thing I can say is, soulless." This was the comment made by Baptist Minister and choir master, Roy Washington after hearing Celine Dion's rendition o...

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