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There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer

There's a trendy word making the rounds among teens during these hot summer months and that word is celibacy. Yes, celibacy, the practice of safe sex via the means of abstinence or, in other words, no sex. When I first heard this prudish practice...

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Paris Hilton's Startling Announcement: "I Am Giving Up Sex"

Funny story: Paris Hilton's Startling Announcement: "I Am Giving Up Sex"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has made a startling confession to one of her very best friends Christina Aguilera. The two were recently having lunch at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant in West Hollywood when Paris suddenly became...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Reveal Their Amazing New Years Resolution

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Reveal Their Amazing New Years Resolution

SANTA MONICA, California - One of the happiest young couples in America was spotted walking hand-in-hand on the famed Santa Monica Pier. Singing sensations Justin Bieber, 17, and his girlfriend Selena Gomez, 19, were seen feeding each other some p...

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Life without sex - Is it so bad?

Funny story: Life without sex - Is it so bad?

In many ways, the idea of a celibate lifestyle, as supposedly practised by the Catholic Church, is viewed with amusement and puzzlement among believers and non-believers alike. At best a sad and lonely state, at worst a twisted perversion of sexualit...

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No Sex Please I'm Gaga

Funny story: No Sex Please I'm Gaga

Although fans and friends alike remain extremely skeptical as to whether Lady Gaga was being serious or not, the eccentric singer with the telephone shaped hat and the two pairs of pouty lips has come right out and said that she's celibate right now.

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Lady Gaga Goes Celibate

Funny story: Lady Gaga Goes Celibate

Outlandish singer Lady Gage has announced that she is swearing off sex for the time being. The 23 year old woman, most noted for her outrageous costumes and acts onstage, has said that she is celibate for the time being. "I'm single because I don't...

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Church Got It Wrong. Ancient Document Says, "Celebrate," Not "Celibate!"

Funny story: Church Got It Wrong. Ancient Document Says, "Celebrate," Not "Celibate!"

In the hills near the shores of the Dead Sea there is a small, closed Christian monastic community. It was here, almost 2,000 years ago that a manuscript was prepared that set out the way of life that all Christian monastic orders have followed ever...

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