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Funny story:  Wynonna Judd Desperate To Lose Weight States She's Going To Go On The Celery Diet

Wynonna Judd Desperate To Lose Weight States She's Going To Go On The Celery Diet

NASHVILLE - Wynonna Judd was in Nashville working on her next album which is tentatively titled, Wynonna's New Album: Overweight And Proud To Boot. Judd said that the title of the album was her idea and not sister Ashley's like the supermarket tab...
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Funny story:  Dyslexic MPs demand a raise in their weekly "celery"

Dyslexic MPs demand a raise in their weekly "celery"

Dyslexic MPs were today accused of exploiting their disability to further their own political ambitions. In a strongly worded letter to the Grauniad, the leader of the dyslexic parliamentarian union has asked for an overall increase in weekly cel...
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Funny story:  Tom Jones Explodes

Tom Jones Explodes

Unbelievable news just in, Tom Jones was doing a farewell gig in Aberystwyth (near Wigan) for an old pal who'd died. He'd been in the area for a while doing a documentary about Leeks and found out the news about his dead friend through a mutual ga...
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Funny story:  Celery reduces memory loss

Celery reduces memory loss

A taste for celery is one that many people never acquire, but scientists have just given them a reason to eat it. They have discovered that a chemical found in high concentrations in celery - and in peppers - could halt memory loss as we get older...
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