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Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

LONDON, ENGLAND - Gordon Ramsay, who has been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, has plans to hold a celery cook-off in July in Arvada, Colorado, the Celery Capital of the World. According to Ramsay, "Any chef can hold their own in a chowder cook-off or a...

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Wynonna Judd Desperate To Lose Weight States She's Going To Go On The Celery Diet

Funny story: Wynonna Judd Desperate To Lose Weight States She's Going To Go On The Celery Diet

NASHVILLE - Wynonna Judd was in Nashville working on her next album which is tentatively titled, Wynonna's New Album: Overweight And Proud To Boot. Judd said that the title of the album was her idea and not sister Ashley's like the supermarket tab...

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Dyslexic MPs demand a raise in their weekly "celery"

Funny story: Dyslexic MPs demand a raise in their weekly "celery"

Dyslexic MPs were today accused of exploiting their disability to further their own political ambitions. In a strongly worded letter to the Grauniad, the leader of the dyslexic parliamentarian union has asked for an overall increase in weekly cel...

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Tom Jones Explodes

Unbelievable news just in, Tom Jones was doing a farewell gig in Aberystwyth (near Wigan) for an old pal who'd died. He'd been in the area for a while doing a documentary about Leeks and found out the news about his dead friend through a mutual ga...

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Celery reduces memory loss

Funny story: Celery reduces memory loss

A taste for celery is one that many people never acquire, but scientists have just given them a reason to eat it. They have discovered that a chemical found in high concentrations in celery - and in peppers - could halt memory loss as we get older...

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