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Funny story:  Lee Ryan Is Not A Player!

Lee Ryan Is Not A Player!

Boy band member of Blue, unprofessional shagger and bimbo Lee Ryan is currently proving to be this year's most sleazy and controversial contestant of Celebrity Big Brother 2014. Lee has been in the most famous house in Britain for a fair few weeks no...
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Funny story:  New Series of Celebrity Big Brother Begins

New Series of Celebrity Big Brother Begins

It's Britain's third most popular reality television show featuring celebrities, and it's back on Channel 5 now. Yes, Celebrity Big Brother has returned for its 11th season, and as the teaser adverts have loudly proclaimed, this time no barrel has be...
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Funny story:  'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is outraged by Tory plans to force him to compete on 'Celebrity Big Bother' early next year in a plan to raise the profile of the coalition government. The move follows the success of right leaning Tory Nadine D...
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Funny story:  Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear former soap icon of Coronation Street Bet Lynch, who has recently completed a three week stint in Celebrity Big Brother, has now confirmed the disability that she was said to be suffering with in the house. It has been reported to have...
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Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 3rd September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 3rd September 2012

'He is just too intelligent for her': Geri Halliwell cools off her romance with Russell Brand after initial 'fizz of yoga and sex' She's now looking for someone who likes bucks fizz, yoghurt and sax. But no dictionary. 'I don't regret a thing': Celebrity Big Brother's Danica Thrall reveals steamy lesbian romps on sex channels I regret not having that channel on freeview. (Thank God for the in...
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Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 26th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 26th August 2012

Big Fat Gypsy Weddings set to be axed by Channel 4. Coming Soon: Big Fat Gypsy Divorces Kim Kardashians Supremely silly Diana Ross hairdo Well it takes the focus off of Kims butt. Gary's close encounter on The X Factor: CHEEKY wannabe Jamuna grabs Barlow's bum after audition. Or maybe she worked for the Inland Revenue and was looking for his wallet. Celeb Big Brother Latest Julian...
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Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...
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Funny story:  Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs has been snapped smooching a newspaper, as the floozy attempt to repair her love affair with the front page. The Celebrity Big Brother babe caused one of the biggest scandals of 2011 when it was revealed she had an eight-year affair...
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Funny story:  Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins and his loopy crones are celebrating following a new ruling that will prevent any questioning of the religion of evolution to the poor children in our schools. The Department for indoct...
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Funny story:  Dancing On Ice And Big Brother Return... Watch Wipeout, Says TV Repair Man

Dancing On Ice And Big Brother Return... Watch Wipeout, Says TV Repair Man

As Celebrity Big Brother and Dancing On Ice return to our screens, shadowy vigilante organisation TV Repair Man has issued a new warning to producers and schedulers. "Ignore these warnings and accept the consequences," the organisation said in a c...
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Funny story:  Celebrity to appear on Celebrity Big Brother TV show

Celebrity to appear on Celebrity Big Brother TV show

There is exciting news that a celebrity is to appear on this year's lack-of-reality TV series, "Celebrity Big Brother". The celebrity - who can't be named for legal reasons as well as for reasons of sheer embarrassment - joins the show after her c...
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Funny story:  World's oldest tramp for Celebrity Big Brother

World's oldest tramp for Celebrity Big Brother

Today Channel 5 announced that Stinki Needzashowa,89; the Worlds oldest tramp is set for Celebrity Big Brother when it returns in January. The Polish born former plumber became a celebrity when he appeared on an Essex street for 10 seconds in TOWIE.
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Funny story:  Darth Vader to go into the Big Brother house?

Darth Vader to go into the Big Brother house?

Plans to mark the thirty fifth anniversary of Star Wars next year began in earnest today, with many of the events planned for the UK in recognition of the role played by Pinewood Studios. As part of the proposed celebrations, television executive...
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Funny story:  Non-Celebrities Set To Disappear Within A Decade

Non-Celebrities Set To Disappear Within A Decade

According to a report released today, the world's supply of non-celebrities will be exhausted within the next ten years unless drastic action is taken now. The report, written by the Media Studies department of a respected London college, claims that...
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Funny story:  Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.

Irish traveller refuses to be evicted from Big Brother house.

Irish traveller Paddy Doherty will soon to be told he has "30 minutes to pack his bags and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house." But the star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding claims he has nowhere to go and has erected chicken wire around the program...
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Funny story:  New comparison website for reality show viewers

New comparison website for reality show viewers

With the number of reality shows on British television reaching epidemic proportions, a new comparison website has been launched to help viewers swim their way though the morass of thick wastrels taking part. [Although bearing in mind what the Z-C...
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Funny story:  Edward from Jedward to become a woman

Edward from Jedward to become a woman

In a conversation inside the Big Brother house on Channel 5, Edward, from Jedward, has candidly admitted to the other house-mates that he wants to have a sex change. This was news to his brother. "Jedward are going to Thailand," said Edward, after...
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Funny story:  George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

George Orwell, (well his ghost actually) creator of the "real Big Brother" is suing Channel 5 for using his vision in vain and replacing it with less than mediocre crap. Wannabee, worthless "superstars" are locked up in a house as the world or 5...
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