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Celebrity Big Brother to end as supply of 'Celebrities' runs out?

Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother to end as supply of 'Celebrities' runs out?

A leaked report from the producers of the Channel 5 programme, Celebrity Big Brother, has suggested that the future of the show is in doubt due to the lack of suitably 'qualified' celebrities. It is alleged that because so many celebrities have al...

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Nick Griffin rumored for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother

With the current series of Celebrity Big Brother soon coming to an end there is already speculation to who will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother house come the next series in the summer, but one of the most interesting names to be rumored is tha...

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Katie Hopkins Opens UK's First Ever Boot Camp for Trolls

Funny story: Katie Hopkins Opens UK's First Ever Boot Camp for Trolls

Voice of the people Katie Hopkins has unveiled her latest business venture, a month long boot camp for wannabe trolls. The progress of the bootcamp is to be covered by Channel 6 and will see Hopkins put the wannabe haters through four weeks of th...

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Celebrity Flash Fiction Literature Big Brother

Funny story: Celebrity Flash Fiction Literature Big Brother

It's a first for the world of Short Story Flash Literature as six brave 'flashters' enter the Big Brother House. These famous flash fiction writers take part in a six week series they hope will rival the Monty Python Team for amazing satire. It se...

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Public bored with DJs and C list celebrities being taken to court

Funny story: Public bored with DJs and C list celebrities being taken to court

Recent Media "overkill" featuring "has been" celebrities going to court has led to cries of "Let's have a 'Strictly' style sudden death televised phone in" to let the public decide if they are to be punished or not. Ideas for what punishments to dish out include: - Forced watching of Soaps with multiple choice tests afterwards for soap haters. - 3 year sentences of football match highligh...

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Lee Ryan Is Not A Player!

Funny story: Lee Ryan Is Not A Player!

Boy band member of Blue, unprofessional shagger and bimbo Lee Ryan is currently proving to be this year's most sleazy and controversial contestant of Celebrity Big Brother 2014. Lee has been in the most famous house in Britain for a fair few weeks no...

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'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

Funny story: 'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is outraged by Tory plans to force him to compete on 'Celebrity Big Bother' early next year in a plan to raise the profile of the coalition government. The move follows the success of right leaning Tory Nadine D...

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Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Funny story: Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear former soap icon of Coronation Street Bet Lynch, who has recently completed a three week stint in Celebrity Big Brother, has now confirmed the disability that she was said to be suffering with in the house. It has been reported to have...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 3rd September 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 3rd September 2012

'He is just too intelligent for her': Geri Halliwell cools off her romance with Russell Brand after initial 'fizz of yoga and sex' She's now looking for someone who likes bucks fizz, yoghurt and sax. But no dictionary. 'I don't regret a thing': Celebrity Big Brother's Danica Thrall reveals steamy lesbian romps on sex channels I regret not having that channel on freeview. (Thank God for the in...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 26th August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 26th August 2012

Big Fat Gypsy Weddings set to be axed by Channel 4. Coming Soon: Big Fat Gypsy Divorces Kim Kardashians Supremely silly Diana Ross hairdo Well it takes the focus off of Kims butt. Gary's close encounter on The X Factor: CHEEKY wannabe Jamuna grabs Barlow's bum after audition. Or maybe she worked for the Inland Revenue and was looking for his wallet. Celeb Big Brother Latest Julian...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...

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Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Funny story: Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs has been snapped smooching a newspaper, as the floozy attempt to repair her love affair with the front page. The Celebrity Big Brother babe caused one of the biggest scandals of 2011 when it was revealed she had an eight-year affair...

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Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Funny story: Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins and his loopy crones are celebrating following a new ruling that will prevent any questioning of the religion of evolution to the poor children in our schools. The Department for indoct...

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Dancing On Ice And Big Brother Return... Watch Wipeout, Says TV Repair Man

Funny story: Dancing On Ice And Big Brother Return... Watch Wipeout, Says TV Repair Man

As Celebrity Big Brother and Dancing On Ice return to our screens, shadowy vigilante organisation TV Repair Man has issued a new warning to producers and schedulers. "Ignore these warnings and accept the consequences," the organisation said in a c...

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Celebrity to appear on Celebrity Big Brother TV show

Funny story: Celebrity to appear on Celebrity Big Brother TV show

There is exciting news that a celebrity is to appear on this year's lack-of-reality TV series, "Celebrity Big Brother". The celebrity - who can't be named for legal reasons as well as for reasons of sheer embarrassment - joins the show after her c...

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World's oldest tramp for Celebrity Big Brother

Funny story: World's oldest tramp for Celebrity Big Brother

Today Channel 5 announced that Stinki Needzashowa,89; the Worlds oldest tramp is set for Celebrity Big Brother when it returns in January. The Polish born former plumber became a celebrity when he appeared on an Essex street for 10 seconds in TOWIE.

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Darth Vader to go into the Big Brother house?

Funny story: Darth Vader to go into the Big Brother house?

Plans to mark the thirty fifth anniversary of Star Wars next year began in earnest today, with many of the events planned for the UK in recognition of the role played by Pinewood Studios. As part of the proposed celebrations, television executive...

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Non-Celebrities Set To Disappear Within A Decade

Funny story: Non-Celebrities Set To Disappear Within A Decade

According to a report released today, the world's supply of non-celebrities will be exhausted within the next ten years unless drastic action is taken now. The report, written by the Media Studies department of a respected London college, claims that...

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