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New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

Funny story: New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

Los Angeles, CA The Berkeley Research Panel released a poll which revealed that most Americans, sick and tired of Trump's reality show, Celebrity Apprentice, voted for Trump simply because they figured it would keep him too busy to run more programs.

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Anthony Weiner Asked By Donald Trump To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice

Funny story: Anthony Weiner Asked By Donald Trump To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump may have the worst hairdo this side of Gary Busey but he does know all about getting television ratings. The producer and star of Celebrity Apprentice has just stated that he has asked Anthony Weiner to appear on the s...

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Donald Trump Wants Edward Snowden To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice

Funny story: Donald Trump Wants Edward Snowden To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - The producer and host of Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump has said that he would like to have the infamous NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden appear as a contestant on his hit NBC show. Trump, being a billionaire (thanks to daddy), kno...

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Donald Trump Wants To See Paula Deen's Birth Certificate

Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To See Paula Deen's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump, the multi-billionaire who prides himself as being known as The Birther Baron, has just stated that he wants to see Paula Deen's birth certificate. When asked by a reporter with The Right Coast Revue why, the funky-hai...

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Cleveland Scientists Make An Amazing Prehistoric Discovery

Funny story: Cleveland Scientists Make An Amazing Prehistoric Discovery

CLEVELAND - The city that sits on the banks of Lake Erie is home to the NBA Cleveland Cavaliers, the NFL Cleveland Browns, and the MLB Cleveland Indians. It is also home to the Cleveland Diggers, which is the name of a team of scientists who trave...

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Playboy Playmate Brande Roderick Shocked That She Was Fired From Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - One of the biggest surprises on this season's edition of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars is the fact that Brande Roderick was fired. Most of the show's viewers were surprised to see the beautiful, svelte, 38-year-old mode...

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Donald Trump Bounces Dennis Rodman Off Of Celebrity Apprentice

Funny story: Donald Trump Bounces Dennis Rodman Off Of Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA basketball star, was the sixth celebrity to be fired by Donald Trump on this season's edition of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice. Dennis, who has more bling on his face than all of the teens in Iowa combined...

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Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Finally Fires Omarosa

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Finally Fires Omarosa

NEW YORK CITY - Well it took a bit of good old-fashioned ear bending from Piers Morgan but Donald Trump finally grew a pair and fired the evil, back-stabbing Omarosa. Many All Star Celebrity Apprentice viewers were beginning to wonder how long the...

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The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

Funny story: The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers traveled to Milwaukee where the Bucks handed them a 113-103 defeat. This loss now puts the Utah Jazz just one win away from being tied with Kobe Bryant's Lakers for the 8th seed in the West. Kobe was in a foul mood, no...

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Donald Trump Predicts Omarosa Will Win This Year's Celebrity Apprentice

Funny story: Donald Trump Predicts Omarosa Will Win This Year's Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - The latest member of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice to get fired is the very sexy Deal or No Deal model Claudia Jordan. The Rhode Island native clearly showed that just like La Toya Jackson who was eliminated last week, she is afraid of...

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Piers Morgan Winning The Feud With The Vile Villain Omarosa

Funny story: Piers Morgan Winning The Feud With The Vile Villain Omarosa

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he has never hated a person more than he hates Omarosa, whom he says is one bitter-as-hell Villain or Villainess. He grinned as he said that he used the male and female gender t...

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Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson For The Third Time

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson For The Third Time

MANHATAN - La Toya Jackson now knows what former New York Yankees Manager Billy Martin must have felt like after he was fired time after time after time by his boss George Steinbrenner. Jackson ended up being the third casualty of the current All-...

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Celebrity Apprentice: Another Rock Star Gets Fired By Donald Trump

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Another Rock Star Gets Fired By Donald Trump

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, host of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice has just sent home a second rock star as Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider was shown the board room door. Snider followed on the heels of Bret Michaels of the band Poison who was eli...

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The Piers Morgan - Omarosa Feud Getting Hotter Than Hell!

Funny story: The Piers Morgan - Omarosa Feud Getting Hotter Than Hell!

NEW YORK CITY - There are probably no two individuals in the United States who dislike, despise, and downright detest each other more than talk show host Piers Morgan and Omarosa Piers Morgan is noted for being a long time journalist and Omarosa i...

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All-Star Celebrity Apprentice - Donald Trump Fires Brett Michael's In Season Opener

Funny story: All-Star Celebrity Apprentice - Donald Trump Fires Brett Michael's In Season Opener

NEW YORK CITY - Season 13 of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice proved to be bad luck for rock singer Brett Michaels as he was the year's first victim. Brett was definitely thrown under the bus by the black and white tandem of Omarosa and Brande Roderi...

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Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

Funny story: Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

LOS ANGELES - Showing no signs of letting up on her verbal attack of Donald Trump, Cher appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show and took some more jabs at the man she calls The Off-Key Trumpet. Cher has repeatedly made it known that Trump's Birther...

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Donald Trump Furious At Toupee Charge

Funny story: Donald Trump Furious At Toupee Charge

MANHATTAN - Well, well, well, it appears that billionaire talking head Donald Trump can certainly dish it out, but he definitely cannot take it. The entertainment news agency iRumors is reporting that the man with the hairdo from hell is extremely...

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The Donald Trump - Wolf Blitzer Feud Hits The Fan

Funny story: The Donald Trump - Wolf Blitzer Feud Hits The Fan

NEW YORK CITY - An article which appeared in Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine states that Donald Trump is having trouble finding celebrities to appear in the next season of his show Celebrity Apprentice. Grilletta Brewburger with YKY revealed that Trump has...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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