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Funny story: Hellfire Bank hid millions for arms dealers, drug traffickers and Z-Lister celebs

Hellfire Bank hid millions for arms dealers, drug traffickers and Z-Lister celebs

Switzerland - Hellfire Bank's Gnomes of Zurich subsidiary hid billions of $$$ for drug lords, arms dealers and Z-Lister royals according to a new report. Celeb non-entities laundered their coke-dealing squillions via the Swiss bank's private arm i...
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Funny story: Helen Flanagan is pregnant

Helen Flanagan is pregnant

The former Rohhhr-zeee from Coronation Street, Helen Flanagan, has been reported as being pregnant, and this reporter wishes her well and, at the appropriate moment, 9 months into her pregnancy, hopes she becomes the proud mother of a healthy and hap...
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Funny story: Michelle Duggar's Uterus Will be Preserved in The Smithsonian Museum

Michelle Duggar's Uterus Will be Preserved in The Smithsonian Museum

History must remember a woman who has given birth to nineteen children, according to Dr. Chaim Pipick, head curator for the Smithsonian. The Smithsonian approached Michelle Dugger and her husband with the proposal that Ms Dugger's uterus should be...
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Funny story: TLC Announces "Celebrity Airport Screening Gone Wild"

TLC Announces "Celebrity Airport Screening Gone Wild"

"It's wild all right!" announced TLC TV President Mikey Schlocker in Hollywood today: "This will blow your socks off -(along with every other article of clothing heh heh heh) Because we have purchased the XlT1000 Super Security Scanner which El Al Air uses to scan islamists who are constantly trying to blow up Israeli passengers - and it's the best!" He went on: "I mean you can see a spot on...
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Funny story: Secret Celebrity Marriages Revealed

Secret Celebrity Marriages Revealed

They managed to keep their nuptials secret for years, even decades, but today, thanks to the opening of public records to the internet generation, Paxton Quigley is able to reveal the odd couple marriages the celebrities didn't want you to know about. Here is a selection of the best and the worst. Michael and Glenda Jackson. Who would have thought it? The piebald plastic child molester "Ki...
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Funny story: Hefner's Wife Tells All

Hefner's Wife Tells All

Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend. She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend...
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Funny story: Scottish Celebrities In New Year's Eve Strike Threat

Scottish Celebrities In New Year's Eve Strike Threat

Hogmanay 2014/2015 could be a sober affair with Scotland virtually on a general strike over the normally enthusiastic celebration period. Dissatisfied with a huge list of things which have turned out to be empty Westminster promises, the Scottis...
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Funny story: Seth Rogen passes drug test

Seth Rogen passes drug test

According to an anonymous Hollywood studio executive, actor/comedy-writer Seth Rogen recently passed a mandatory drug test which was required for an upcoming role. The negative THC results surprised studio management due to Rogen's well-known mar...
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Funny story: Shop A Celebrity Campaign Offers £10,000 As T.V. Trials Dry Up

Shop A Celebrity Campaign Offers £10,000 As T.V. Trials Dry Up

Major media companies have offered huge inducements to fill the gap left by trial reporting on T.V. as next week sees the end of yet another celebrity ordeal. Rumours of rewards such as £10,000 in Woolworths vouchers and free video hires for a year f...
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Funny story: Deliberately failed suicide attempts set to supplant Ice Bucket Challenge

Deliberately failed suicide attempts set to supplant Ice Bucket Challenge

The world wide internet phenomena dubbed "The Ice Bucket Challenge" seems set to be replaced by a new infusion of collective dares, this time involving intentionally unsuccessful suicide attempts. Celebrities have led the way, using a variety of meth...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Wassilly, Alaska Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was dismayed when trying to enter the Celebrity Centre of the L.A. branch of the Church of Scamatology. "They told me I wasn't a celebrity!" shouted Palin. "I said, 'Do you know who the #@%$ I...
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Funny story: Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...
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Funny story: Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

ALMOST HEAVEN -- Has-been celebrities, in an effort to generate publicity and reignite their flagging careers, claim to be "outraged" over nude photo spreads of themselves--and, in one case, at least--a sex tape that were allegedly stolen from a "hac...
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Funny story: Most TV Celebrities Not Perverts

Most TV Celebrities Not Perverts

In an article in today's Daily Rant, it is alleged that the majority of pop stars, DJs and TV presenters are not child molesters, paedophiles or rapists. Music journalist Danny Jones, in an exclusive interview for the Rant, has claimed that nearl...
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Funny story: Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers

Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers

Hollywood celebrities have brought the streets of downtown to a standstill asking for the Palestinians to stop being so self obsessed, stop playing the victim card and let some other less contentious world issue dominant the Tv screens and news agend...
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Funny story: Celebrities choose their World Cup XIs

Celebrities choose their World Cup XIs

Because it's the World Cup Final this weekend, we asked a number of celebrities to tell us who their top World Cup XI would be if they could choose anyone or anything to be on the team. We then imagined what would happen if they actually played each other. Reverend Timothy Pulpit selected a diverse group of objects. In the midfield he had church and gay marriage; on the left wing, Jesus, and on...
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Funny story: Celebrity Free Love Free-For-All

Celebrity Free Love Free-For-All

Commitment-phobes rejoice! According to recent news reports out of the magical land of Hollywood, you can live together, co-parent and have sex all you want without all the frustrating baggage of being a 'couple' or 'splitting' up, while also saving...
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Funny story: Woman comes out in protest against celebrity molestation

Woman comes out in protest against celebrity molestation

A woman from Shrewsbury has come forward with a shocking revelation which if proven true will cast doubt on every celebrity in the land. Maureen Edwards 51, claims NOT to be been molested, interfered with, accosted or even reefed up by a single indiv...
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