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Funny story: Bill Cosby adopts a pet

Bill Cosby adopts a pet

Bill Cosby also known as Silver Fox makes another clever move by adopting a dog, it wasn't as easy as the actor expected. After seeing a video of an abandoned canine on an animal shelter's website, the 77-year-old actor fell in love with the dog's...
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Funny story: Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.

Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.

Italy (the toe part) - The Italian Navy towed a gleaming white mega-yacht into port, allegedly belonging to rap mogul Jay Z and Pop Star wife Beyonce, for allegedly trying to smuggle more than fifty refugees into Europe, authorities say. But, Jay...
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Funny story: Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

The Dalai who is quickly approaching his eightieth birthday has said recently "This will be the year!" referring the end of Tibetan struggle with China being aligned with his eightieth birthday. A well-established fact amongst most of the Dalai Lama'...
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Funny story: Game of Thrones author's writing pace set to quicken as he is writing from prison

Game of Thrones author's writing pace set to quicken as he is writing from prison

Fans have been celebrating the recent imprisonment of Song of Ice and Fire series author G.R.R. Martin, since it means he will almost certainly be writing a lot quicker from his cell, without any of the distractions which have plagued the author's ou...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Ex-patriarch to the Kardashian Royal Family, Bruce Jenner, 65, is reportedly going to all imaginable lengths, in order to complete his transformation into womanhood. The former Olympic Champion apparently wants nothing more to do with being able t...
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Funny story: The Unhappy Famous

The Unhappy Famous

Suicide bombers' favourite magazine "What-Makes-U-Tick" recently did a biographical study of the rich and famous. It is soon to be made into a fifteen part Television Series by CNN. It appears that few, if any of them, were actually happy with their station in life. Envied by millions all over the world, yet they felt they would have been much happier as somebody else. The article titled "...
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Funny story: Septic Tank Cleaner Scores StarShit Gold!

Septic Tank Cleaner Scores StarShit Gold!

Wiilliam Bigturd, an American Indian septic tank cleaner in Hollywood announced at a press conference held by creative Artists Agency today at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills: "Yep, it's true! I've been cleaning out the septic tanks of the Stars for many moons and i have saved and cataloged their "Star Shit" with it's DNA -- along with the starshit my ancestors have saved. We have been in the...
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Funny story: Hellfire Bank hid millions for arms dealers, drug traffickers and Z-Lister celebs

Hellfire Bank hid millions for arms dealers, drug traffickers and Z-Lister celebs

Switzerland - Hellfire Bank's Gnomes of Zurich subsidiary hid billions of $$$ for drug lords, arms dealers and Z-Lister royals according to a new report. Celeb non-entities laundered their coke-dealing squillions via the Swiss bank's private arm i...
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Funny story: Helen Flanagan is pregnant

Helen Flanagan is pregnant

The former Rohhhr-zeee from Coronation Street, Helen Flanagan, has been reported as being pregnant, and this reporter wishes her well and, at the appropriate moment, 9 months into her pregnancy, hopes she becomes the proud mother of a healthy and hap...
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Funny story: Michelle Duggar's Uterus Will be Preserved in The Smithsonian Museum

Michelle Duggar's Uterus Will be Preserved in The Smithsonian Museum

History must remember a woman who has given birth to nineteen children, according to Dr. Chaim Pipick, head curator for the Smithsonian. The Smithsonian approached Michelle Dugger and her husband with the proposal that Ms Dugger's uterus should be...
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Funny story: TLC Announces "Celebrity Airport Screening Gone Wild"

TLC Announces "Celebrity Airport Screening Gone Wild"

"It's wild all right!" announced TLC TV President Mikey Schlocker in Hollywood today: "This will blow your socks off -(along with every other article of clothing heh heh heh) Because we have purchased the XlT1000 Super Security Scanner which El Al Air uses to scan islamists who are constantly trying to blow up Israeli passengers - and it's the best!" He went on: "I mean you can see a spot on...
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Funny story: Secret Celebrity Marriages Revealed

Secret Celebrity Marriages Revealed

They managed to keep their nuptials secret for years, even decades, but today, thanks to the opening of public records to the internet generation, Paxton Quigley is able to reveal the odd couple marriages the celebrities didn't want you to know about. Here is a selection of the best and the worst. Michael and Glenda Jackson. Who would have thought it? The piebald plastic child molester "Ki...
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Funny story: Hefner's Wife Tells All

Hefner's Wife Tells All

Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend. She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend...
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Funny story: Scottish Celebrities In New Year's Eve Strike Threat

Scottish Celebrities In New Year's Eve Strike Threat

Hogmanay 2014/2015 could be a sober affair with Scotland virtually on a general strike over the normally enthusiastic celebration period. Dissatisfied with a huge list of things which have turned out to be empty Westminster promises, the Scottis...
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Funny story: Seth Rogen passes drug test

Seth Rogen passes drug test

According to an anonymous Hollywood studio executive, actor/comedy-writer Seth Rogen recently passed a mandatory drug test which was required for an upcoming role. The negative THC results surprised studio management due to Rogen's well-known mar...
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Funny story: Shop A Celebrity Campaign Offers £10,000 As T.V. Trials Dry Up

Shop A Celebrity Campaign Offers £10,000 As T.V. Trials Dry Up

Major media companies have offered huge inducements to fill the gap left by trial reporting on T.V. as next week sees the end of yet another celebrity ordeal. Rumours of rewards such as £10,000 in Woolworths vouchers and free video hires for a year f...
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Funny story: Deliberately failed suicide attempts set to supplant Ice Bucket Challenge

Deliberately failed suicide attempts set to supplant Ice Bucket Challenge

The world wide internet phenomena dubbed "The Ice Bucket Challenge" seems set to be replaced by a new infusion of collective dares, this time involving intentionally unsuccessful suicide attempts. Celebrities have led the way, using a variety of meth...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Wassilly, Alaska Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was dismayed when trying to enter the Celebrity Centre of the L.A. branch of the Church of Scamatology. "They told me I wasn't a celebrity!" shouted Palin. "I said, 'Do you know who the #@%$ I...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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