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Funny story: Most TV Celebrities Not Perverts

Most TV Celebrities Not Perverts

In an article in today's Daily Rant, it is alleged that the majority of pop stars, DJs and TV presenters are not child molesters, paedophiles or rapists. Music journalist Danny Jones, in an exclusive interview for the Rant, has claimed that nearl...
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Funny story: Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers

Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers

Hollywood celebrities have brought the streets of downtown to a standstill asking for the Palestinians to stop being so self obsessed, stop playing the victim card and let some other less contentious world issue dominant the Tv screens and news agend...
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Funny story: Celebrities choose their World Cup XIs

Celebrities choose their World Cup XIs

Because it's the World Cup Final this weekend, we asked a number of celebrities to tell us who their top World Cup XI would be if they could choose anyone or anything to be on the team. We then imagined what would happen if they actually played each other. Reverend Timothy Pulpit selected a diverse group of objects. In the midfield he had church and gay marriage; on the left wing, Jesus, and on...
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Funny story: Celebrity Free Love Free-For-All

Celebrity Free Love Free-For-All

Commitment-phobes rejoice! According to recent news reports out of the magical land of Hollywood, you can live together, co-parent and have sex all you want without all the frustrating baggage of being a 'couple' or 'splitting' up, while also saving...
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Funny story: Woman comes out in protest against celebrity molestation

Woman comes out in protest against celebrity molestation

A woman from Shrewsbury has come forward with a shocking revelation which if proven true will cast doubt on every celebrity in the land. Maureen Edwards 51, claims NOT to be been molested, interfered with, accosted or even reefed up by a single indiv...
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Funny story: Friends WITHOUT benefits?

Friends WITHOUT benefits?

One of the greatest and longest running mysteries in Hollywood was explained last night. For years people everywhere have been at a loss to explain just why Jennifer Aniston, one of the most beautiful women in the world has been unable to hold on to...
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Funny story: The Kardashians are even more revolting in real life

The Kardashians are even more revolting in real life

Hollywood was in uproar last night after a celebrity plastic surgeon accidentally revealed that the Kardashians have been sharing their fat. Dr Geoffrey Nipantuck from the Beverly Hills Institute of Veterinarians accidently emailed details of the sis...
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Funny story: Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

Celebrity Irish gardener Diarmuid Gavin called in to tend Cheryl Cole's arse

In a development that has rocked the world of showbusiness, it was discovered at the weekend that Cheryl Cole's arse has a severe infestation of greenfly. The star, who for some strange reason had her rather beautiful posterior covered in the tat...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

Miley Cyrus has handle surgically inserted into her head

In a statement issued earlier today, Hiram Thicke, the agent for pop diva Miley Cyrus said the star attended hospital to have a handle inserted into the right side of her head. The star, who is the most followed and tweeted personality ever by bot...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Mercedes McNab

Hollyweird's Hottest: Mercedes McNab

Another Canuck, "actress" Mercedes McNab, "not a bad-looking chick," says Hugh Humpher, publisher of Playboy magazine, in which she appears modeling her birthday suit, played Harmony Kendall in the television series Buffet the Vampire Player. In the same series, she later played a vampire named Harmony KenDodall (don't ask; it's not only complicated, but it's also asinine). Since then, she has app...
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Funny story: A pound of flesh: celebs who've insured parts of themselves

A pound of flesh: celebs who've insured parts of themselves

Lloyd's of London has insured Holly Madison's boobs for $1 million; there's no word as to whether she'd be paid $500,000 if something happened to just one of them. Her breasts' starring role in Peepshow prompted her to take out the policy. "People sure weren't watching me because I'm a great actress," she admits, "and I realized that, without my best assets--make that my only assets--I could becom...
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Funny story: New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - A new Hollywood business called "All Eyes Are On You", has quickly become a popular tourist destination since opening in October. Owner, Buzz Rocklin, bought a lot up in the Hollywood Hills next to the Iconic "Hollywood" s...
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Funny story: Ophrah Finally Fails to Appear on Her "O Magazine" Cover

Ophrah Finally Fails to Appear on Her "O Magazine" Cover

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Ophrah Winfrey, whose "O Magazine" has been published since 2000, will finally take herself off the cover next month. Since the magazine's inception, she alone has been featured on every single monthly cover, except for two...
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Funny story: Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Swiss neutrality at its most extreme - Scottish Second Division sides East Fife and Stranraer F.C. met at Bayview Stadium yesterday and experienced surely the most bizarre events ever to take place in sport. Eleven minutes into the game, referee J...
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Funny story: Walt Disney Thawed to Serve Jury Duty on Will Smith Spree Killing Case

Walt Disney Thawed to Serve Jury Duty on Will Smith Spree Killing Case

Hard pressed to find a 12th U.S. citizen to serve on the jury for actor Will Smith's murder trial, the Supreme Court is enacting a wild card protocol which will see beloved animator Walt Disney thawed from cryogenic freeze to serve as the final juror...
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Funny story: Fashion Industry schemes to Punish Men by turning Women into Freaks

Fashion Industry schemes to Punish Men by turning Women into Freaks

LAS ANGELES--More and more consumers are aware that magazines hire Photoshop artists to doctor pictures of celebrities, as part of an elaborate ritual designed to appease the celebrities' agents and to flatter the egocentric actresses so they'll agre...
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Funny story: Things You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber

Things You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber

Old friend tells press after Bieber pulls one of his pranks. "He's my friend no more, no way in uh the bad place. He used to not be this way. Now I'm telling the ladies his likes and dislikes. I'm after money too." Here's some Bieber himself has...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

Selena Gomez has announced that she is cancelling her tour overseas and will have tests ran to see what her problems are all about. "I simply do not feel like that tour and I wanted it very much", she told reporters. "I don't know what is wrong. I...
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Daryl Hannah Breaks Up With Neil Young

I get confused sometimes but as soon as he started playing Heart of Gold instead of Sweet Caroline, I realized that I had gotten Neil Young and Neil Diamond mixed up," said Ms. Hannah on her break-up.

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