Back in the old days, people used to collect themselves at the cave in the middle of the woods, look up at the stars and the constellations and make up stories about the various diagrams they saw in the sky. You know, Orion, The Big Dipper, The Littl...
Archaeologists have uncovered what they believe to be the earliest example of cross dressing in a cave in Southern France. It is a find that they have dated back to thirty-five thousand years BC, smashing the four thousand BC record previously held b...
Researchers have discovered stone tools in Norfolk, UK, that suggest that early humans arrived in Britain nearly a million years ago - or even earlier.
Ever since then, knife crime has been on the increase.
In 2000BC alone there were a dozen...
WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -- Two anthropologists were killed early Thursday morning when the walls of Nacy Pelosi's vagina collapsed while they were studying Neanderthal Cave Paintings discovered therein last year.
Killed were Nevada's famed Dr. Dian...
Jennifer Aniston has some unwelcome visitors in her back garden. A group of Neolithic cavemen have set up home in Aniston's antique World War II German V2 rocket collection.
The children are not are future, rather it is the cavemen to whom we must look for much needed guidance.
For a while, it was pirates who were the subjects of the public’s ever obtrusive eye. Ninjas then grappling-hooked their way to the top of the latter. I still feel they were a bit overrated.
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