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Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month

Funny story: Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month

Editor's Note: Some so-called Brits are claiming this fake news story is a fake fake news story, due to its American English and colloquialisms, not to mention a total ignorance of the English countryside. Nothing could be further from the truth. It'...

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Carbon Dating Reveals Greg Oden to be Actual Caveman

For years now, the former #1 overall pick in the 2007 NBA draft, Greg Oden has been victim to hard luck and difficult circumstances due to numerous injuries. In the past 6 years, he has only been able to play in roughly one season's worth of game...

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First "Man Cave" Found in Southern France

Funny story: First "Man Cave" Found in Southern France

While they are all the rage amongst "He Men" nowadays, the first ever Man Cave was unearthed this month near Lyon-de-terre, France. The crew broke through an ancient wall exposing an undisturbed setting from 12,000 years ago. The excavators marve...

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Black plastic sack company announces souvenir Osama Bin Laden products

Funny story: Black plastic sack company announces souvenir Osama Bin Laden products

To celebrate the unfortunate demise of charismatic murderer and the world's most famous cave dweller Osama Bin Laden, the Acme Plastic Bag company of Idaho has produced a series of souvenir plastic rubbish sacks. Delicately printed with a picture...

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Man Cave Paintings Yield Clues to Early Culture

Funny story: Man Cave Paintings Yield Clues to Early Culture

FLINT, Michigan - In the windowless basement of a long-abandoned home, scientists believe they have discovered the oldest known man cave. The cave contains the ruins of a billiard table and tiny wet bar, but this was useless in dating the struct...

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Tooled up cavemen indicate increase in knife crime figures since 2000BC

Funny story: Tooled up cavemen indicate increase in knife crime figures since 2000BC

Researchers have discovered stone tools in Norfolk, UK, that suggest that early humans arrived in Britain nearly a million years ago - or even earlier. Ever since then, knife crime has been on the increase. In 2000BC alone there were a dozen...

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76% of Humans work in Call Centers

Funny story: 76% of Humans work in Call Centers

A staggering 76% of human adults work in call center based employment, says the World Forum For Employment Statistics (WFEM).

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Cavemen Arrested for Selling Fake Artifacts

Funny story: Cavemen Arrested for Selling Fake Artifacts

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) Temperatures in Atlanta hit the tree digit mark today but things got even hotter for the Cavemen made so popular thanks to their TV commercials that seem to appear on the screen every 10 minutes.

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Geico Caveman Suing Spoof Writer

Funny story: Geico Caveman Suing Spoof Writer

Dewey County, South Dakota - Local ABC News affiliate WCMN reports today that the Geico Caveman has filed suit against The Spoof writer Woodpile for defamation of character. The suit is in response to an article written by writer Woodpile which sugg...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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