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Funny story:  Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed across the USA. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying i...
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Funny story:  Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Despite being fat, ugly, lazy, suffering from a flatulence problem, having bad fish breath as well as fleas, five year old cat Sebastian still gets laid more than his owner,who is a relatively good looking, slim and hard working young man with no fou...
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Funny story:  Georgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

Georgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

A Tybee Island man has been given the all clear by the District Attorney to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Americans to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen as triumph for civil liberties claim many watche...
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Funny story:  New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Cats across the United States are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after a Georgia man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadth o...
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Funny story:  Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman!  Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...
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Funny story:  Government orders pussy cull as badgers abandon spreading TB

Government orders pussy cull as badgers abandon spreading TB

Barking, London - Cats are being blamed for spreading tuberculosis following a public outcry at a badger cull that did little to stop the spread of the disease. Ministry officials handling the outbreak said that a dozen cases of Mycobacterium bovi...
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Funny story:  Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Col...
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Funny story:  U.S. Military's New Super Laser Weapon Used to Screw With Cats

U.S. Military's New Super Laser Weapon Used to Screw With Cats

Recently the United States came out with the latest technological advance in modern war fare. They have developed a new super weapon that uses a laser to bring down targets. This new laser sounds like something you might see in Star Wars movies, bu...
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Funny story:  Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat

Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat

A dog and a cat got the Pope's blessing yesterday for a Valentine's wedding attended by hundreds of PETA members, some with their pets. "It's time to let the little creatures follow our own traditions", stated the host before the ceremony. "We her...
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Funny story:  New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

NEW BEDFORD, Massachusetts - The city of New Bedford was struck by an earthquake at 5:46:13 on Tuesday morning. Residents reported what sounded like a freight train, a squadron of F-15 fighter jets, and Kirstie Alley running combined. One resid...
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Funny story:  A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, recently conducted a national survey to determine the worst cat names in the United States. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox, who has four cats, stated that over 825,000 individuals participated in the nationwide poll. Many of the participants submitted foreign cat names, but it was decided that these names would not be used since a...
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Funny story:  Are Cats Really That Interesting?

Are Cats Really That Interesting?

The online cat-owner website "Catster" surveyed a variety of internet users in 2010, asking the one simple question: What is your cat looking forward to in 2011? The results of this survey were never published -- it could have been "Toys and treats!"; it could have been "A new brother/sister!" -- but if cats, who by some Darwinian miracle also happened to be blessed with opposable thumbs, were the...
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Funny story:  Prince George is a cat

Prince George is a cat

It is revealed that Prince George the newborn of Prince William and Duchess Kate happens to be an adorable kitty cat. Cat lovers of Britain rejoice at the fact that someday a kitty cat will sit on the British throne. One cat lover was quoted as...
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Funny story:  Pigeon craze hits London clubs

Pigeon craze hits London clubs

Head bobbing, foot tapping, arm flapping movement has started appearing in London clubs across the capital, London. Called simply Pigeon it is more than a dance craze, it's a dress sense, a diet and a way of life. "I'm a Pigeon," said Paul Bunner,...
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Funny story:  Scientists Reveal Cats' Shocking Secret

Scientists Reveal Cats' Shocking Secret

It has always been a mystery to mankind. Even though we love them, pamper them, feed them and give them shelter, why do cats have a permanent look of disdain for humans? Why are they always refusing to show their emotions? Is Tiddles happy, sad, s...
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Funny story:  Biden Uses Slain Cop's Funeral To Unveil New Book On Fart Jokes

Biden Uses Slain Cop's Funeral To Unveil New Book On Fart Jokes

WASHINGTON, DC - "Let me tell you: the Irish know more than a useful thing or two about the infamous butt burp, and that's saying something!" said U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden while speaking from the podium in his eulogy to fallen MIT police off...
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Funny story:  Leader of Killing Cats in US is reincarnated Pol Pot

Leader of Killing Cats in US is reincarnated Pol Pot

Cats are killing millions of animals in the US and their leader is actually ex-Khmer Rouge leader, Pol Pot, infamous for butchering millions in the Killing Fields. The FBI, CIA, police, RSPCA and scientists are attempting to track down Top Cat, Po...
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Funny story:  Not ALL Cats Killing Billions Of Animals Claims Baltimore Man

Not ALL Cats Killing Billions Of Animals Claims Baltimore Man

Recent reports that cats are one of the top threats to US wildlife, killing billions of animals each year, have been dismissed as "utter crap" by Baltimore man Brendan Packham. Researchers had estimated that cats are responsible for the deaths of...
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