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Funny story:  Leader of Killing Cats in US is reincarnated Pol Pot

Leader of Killing Cats in US is reincarnated Pol Pot

Cats are killing millions of animals in the US and their leader is actually ex-Khmer Rouge leader, Pol Pot, infamous for butchering millions in the Killing Fields. The FBI, CIA, police, RSPCA and scientists are attempting to track down Top Cat, Po...
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Funny story:  Not ALL Cats Killing Billions Of Animals Claims Baltimore Man

Not ALL Cats Killing Billions Of Animals Claims Baltimore Man

Recent reports that cats are one of the top threats to US wildlife, killing billions of animals each year, have been dismissed as "utter crap" by Baltimore man Brendan Packham. Researchers had estimated that cats are responsible for the deaths of...
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Funny story:  Doctors now say pregnant women should definitely clean cat litter box

Doctors now say pregnant women should definitely clean cat litter box

After many years of advising pregnant women to avoid cleaning their cat's litter box, medical experts say new research suggests soon-to-be moms not only should change the kitty litter but perform the task as frequently as possible. "It's a huge...
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Funny story:  Prison Overcrowding Solution Creates Controversy in Alabama

Prison Overcrowding Solution Creates Controversy in Alabama

With prisons and jails full to bursting point the state of Alabama has come up with a novel way of releasing criminals back into society earlier than their initial sentences demanded. While not classed as parole the idea, the brainchild of The Ala...
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Funny story:  79 Year Old Cat Lady Climbs Giant Oak and Refuses to Come Down

79 Year Old Cat Lady Climbs Giant Oak and Refuses to Come Down

A 79 year old grandmother, known locally as the Cat Lady because of her habit of taking in thousands of homeless cats over the years, has climbed a giant Oak tree in her front yard and has refused to come down. Neighbors say that Mrs. Gloria Fel...
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Funny story:  A lust for revenge that never ends

A lust for revenge that never ends

The first time gangsters hired a cat burglar to find Maria Santos Gorrostieta's cat, but the cat escaped untouched. That was in 2009, when she was mayor of Tiquicheo, a small town in the Mexican state of Michoacan, which has seen some of the most...
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Funny story:  Cat Makes A Million on E-Trade

Cat Makes A Million on E-Trade

Park Slope, NY - Fuggles the cat wasn't much loved by his new owner, Daniel Stone, who would sooner have gotten rid of him altogether... but then Fuggles became much more valuable. Fuggles had been bestowed upon Mr. Stone by his girlfriend, Sophie...
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Funny story:  Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Despite being fat, ugly, lazy, suffering from a flatulence problem, having bad fish breath as well as fleas, 5 year old cat Sebastian still gets laid more than his owner, a relatively good looking, slim, hard working young man with no foul breath pr...
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Funny story:  Spending cats force sale of Lord Mayor's mansion

Spending cats force sale of Lord Mayor's mansion

The Lord Mayor of Mansfield has had to put his mansion on the market, after running out of money. He initially blamed his wife for running up massive debts. But she blamed their 25 cats. "We've got one Persian and a few Moggies, but most of them a...
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Funny story:  Large Hadron Collider and the single feline

Large Hadron Collider and the single feline

Zurich, Switzerland. In earth shattering news, the Large Hadron Collider, owned and operated by the CERN corporation, has been blamed for, among other things, causing domesticated cats to become prematurely aroused ahead of their usual time of "heat"...
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Funny story:  Curiosity Kills Martian Cat

Curiosity Kills Martian Cat

Is there life on Mars? It's a question that millions of people have asked. Well, the answer? Yes and no. Early this morning NASA's Curiosity Rover send back pictures of what appeared to be a Martian type of cat. Unfortunately several minutes l...
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Funny story:  The hunt is on for the last cat to appear on the internet

The hunt is on for the last cat to appear on the internet

Amateur photographers and YouTube videographers are on the hunt for the only cat in the world not to have had it's photo taken or been videoed doing something cute and/or amusing. "We believe the cat is in the Dorking area," said Simon Ease, who i...
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Funny story:  New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Cat's across the United Kingdom are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after an Ipswich man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadt...
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Funny story:  Adult acne and homeless cat problems solved

Adult acne and homeless cat problems solved

A new study by the Cornell University, School of Medicine, Dermatology Department has seemed to have made significant strides in alleviating two problems that have appeared unrelated up till now. It has been discovered that cat saliva may have a c...
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Funny story:  PM Orders More Troops To  Olympic Village Following Friday's Security Breach!

PM Orders More Troops To Olympic Village Following Friday's Security Breach!

The Prime Minister has ordered two hundred additional troops to be deployed at London's Olympic Village as a result of the now confirmed breach of security there last Friday night when a black cat somehow managed to slip iundetected into the main Oly...
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Funny story:  Ipswich Man Wins Right to Eat Cat

Ipswich Man Wins Right to Eat Cat

An East Anglian man has been given the all clear by the High Court in London to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Britons to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen as triumph for civil liberties claim many watche...
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Funny story:  Pet mis-diagnosed as suffering from special needs

Pet mis-diagnosed as suffering from special needs

A family pet has become the first animal to be officially diagnosed as special needs after it became trapped in the same place for the eighth time this year. The cat, Daley, named after former Olympic Decathlon Champion Daley Thompson, once again...
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Funny story:  Monty's Airborne Lions

Monty's Airborne Lions

There are many amazing untold tales of World War II. Perhaps one of the most extraordinary is that of the Airborne Lions, a British parachute regiment commanded by Field Marshal Montgomery. They only flew one mission before they were disbanded, but that mission was to prove critical to the war's outcome. The idea for the mission came from Churchill himself, who believed that air-dropping a numb...
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