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Funny story: You And Whose Army, Baroness Ashton?

You And Whose Army, Baroness Ashton?

London - Preposterous New Labour apparatchick (sic) Barrenness Ashton thinks she's a general fighting some sort of holy Blairite war. At NATO HQ in Brussels intelligence chiefs have laughed themselves silly at news of an Irish Republican Army ploy...
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Funny story: New EU Veep 'is Prince William's birth mother'

New EU Veep 'is Prince William's birth mother'

Brussels - (Tossers): The woman whose son by Gorgon Brown was shoehorned into Kensington Palace as a lookalike Prince William back in 1985 has landed the top blagging job in the EU. Turkey-necked Cathy Ashton donated her little Broonie brat to the...
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Funny story: Baroness Bonkers is new EU Veep

Baroness Bonkers is new EU Veep

Brussels - (Sprouts): Baroness Bonkers of Upper Barking is the new Veep to koala bear-faced EU President Herman Van Rumpy-Pumpy. Gorgon Brown's shoo-in slipped in craftily after a classic Labour backstab put the kybosh up Tony Blair's dream. A...
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