Belgium - A never-elected jobsworth currently Britain's High Representative to the European Union and head of the European External Action Service is being groomed to smash apart the 64 year-old military pact created to neutralize post World War II a...
London - Preposterous New Labour apparatchick (sic) Barrenness Ashton thinks she's a general fighting some sort of holy Blairite war.
At NATO HQ in Brussels intelligence chiefs have laughed themselves silly at news of an Irish Republican Army ploy...
Brussels - (Tossers): The woman whose son by Gorgon Brown was shoehorned into Kensington Palace as a lookalike Prince William back in 1985 has landed the top blagging job in the EU.
Turkey-necked Cathy Ashton donated her little Broonie brat to the...
Brussels - (Sprouts): Baroness Bonkers of Upper Barking is the new Veep to koala bear-faced EU President Herman Van Rumpy-Pumpy.
Gorgon Brown's shoo-in slipped in craftily after a classic Labour backstab put the kybosh up Tony Blair's dream.
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