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Funny story: Illuminati scam to smash apart NATO and install daft socialist crone as head of EU army

Illuminati scam to smash apart NATO and install daft socialist crone as head of EU army

Belgium - A never-elected jobsworth currently Britain's High Representative to the European Union and head of the European External Action Service is being groomed to smash apart the 64 year-old military pact created to neutralize post World War II a...
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Funny story: You And Whose Army, Baroness Ashton?

You And Whose Army, Baroness Ashton?

London - Preposterous New Labour apparatchick (sic) Barrenness Ashton thinks she's a general fighting some sort of holy Blairite war. At NATO HQ in Brussels intelligence chiefs have laughed themselves silly at news of an Irish Republican Army ploy...
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Funny story: New EU Veep 'is Prince William's birth mother'

New EU Veep 'is Prince William's birth mother'

Brussels - (Tossers): The woman whose son by Gorgon Brown was shoehorned into Kensington Palace as a lookalike Prince William back in 1985 has landed the top blagging job in the EU. Turkey-necked Cathy Ashton donated her little Broonie brat to the...
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Funny story: Baroness Bonkers is new EU Veep

Baroness Bonkers is new EU Veep

Brussels - (Sprouts): Baroness Bonkers of Upper Barking is the new Veep to koala bear-faced EU President Herman Van Rumpy-Pumpy. Gorgon Brown's shoo-in slipped in craftily after a classic Labour backstab put the kybosh up Tony Blair's dream. A...
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