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Ted Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President

Funny story: Ted Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President

Foreign-born Ted Cruz and foreign-born Penelope Cruz are not eligible to run for President of the United States. He was born in Canada and she was born in Spain. Foreign-born Arnold Schwarzeneggar, though married to a niece of a president, also canno...

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Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

Funny story: Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

John Travolta says that calling Idina Menzel 'Adele Dazeem' at Oscars was a disaster. "I've been beating myself up ever since," he told me in an exclusive interview. But it turns out that the aging star, who has been the object of ridicule for his...

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Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

Funny story: Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

HOLLYWOOD - Kenyan actress Lupita Nyong'o said that she still cannot believe that she beat out such noted actresses as Julia Roberts and Jennifer Lawrence in the Academy Awards Best Supporting Actress Category. Nyong'o who said she is a big fan of...

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Sandra Bullock Explains Why She Did Not Win The Academy Award For Best Actress For Her Film 'Gravity'

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Explains Why She Did Not Win The Academy Award For Best Actress For Her Film 'Gravity'

HOLLYWOOD - Austin-native Sandra Bullock was disappointed that she did not win the Oscar for Best Actress. The Academy Award Show which was hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, an avowed lesbianite, was held at the luxurious Dolby Theater which recently had...

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Russell Crowe as Robin Hood is payback for Mick Jagger as Ned Kelly

Funny story: Russell Crowe as Robin Hood is payback for Mick Jagger as Ned Kelly

Australian actor Russell Crowe admitted today that he was persuaded to take the role of iconic English character Robin Hood after being shown the 1970 film 'Ned Kelly' starring Mick Jagger as the legendary Australian. Although Crowe was born in Ne...

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Cate Blanchett movie about colonic irrigation in India is cancelled

Funny story: Cate Blanchett movie about colonic irrigation in India is cancelled

Mumbai - (Delhi-Belly-Flop): The film, based on Indian Bummer: The Secret Hystery of the U-Bend of an Empire, was to have told the story of Lord Mountbatten, the last viceroy of the British Indian Empire. Hollywood sources commented today that the...

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Universal cancels Blanchette film

Funny story: Universal cancels Blanchette film

Film studio Universal has cancelled historical drama American Summer, which was to star Cate Blanchette. The decision to scrap the film - due to be shot in America - was mainly down to lack of subject matter and US government pressure, according to t...

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Moviegoers warned of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett 'Babel' nausea

Funny story: Moviegoers warned of Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett 'Babel' nausea

Tokyo - (Ass Mess): Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett may be responsible for hundreds of thousands of Japanese moviegoers' nausea and headaches after a raft of complaints from aduiences watching the newly released film Babel.

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Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

Funny story: Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.

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Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

Funny story: Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The 2008 Best Picture Oscar is likely to go to one of five feature films, and Lindsay Lohan's "Nativity!" is the favorite, according to odds-makers surveyed by Variety.

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