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"You're breaking my balls, man!" - California resident cuts off his testes in protest of Trump's wall

Funny story: "You're breaking my balls, man!" - California resident cuts off his testes in protest of Trump's wall

Blake Blu Cox III, 24, says he was forced to castrate himself after Trump's executive order on border patrol was signed into action, in which a wall separating Texas and Mexico a became reality. Cox, who is now suing the state of Cali and the...

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All Priests Should Be Castrated After Taking Vows says Children's Council

Funny story: All Priests Should Be Castrated After Taking Vows says Children's Council

Dr. Meyer Pipick, head of The World Council to Prevent Child Rape, said today from Berne, Switzerland has announced that castration is the only way to stop priests from sexually violating children. He said: 'It is now obvious that nothing can sto...

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"Pig Castrator" Attacked By Bill Mahr

Funny story: "Pig Castrator" Attacked By Bill Mahr

The typical Republican response as to how they stand on climate change is to say, "I'm not a scientist." It is for example, the position of Most GOP House members like Jonie "pig castrator" Earnst who has said "I've not seen proven proof." She gave...

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ISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east

Funny story: ISIS leader commits self-immolation to initiate new beheading program throughout jihadis across the middle east

In a surprising new development, Mr. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State (aka IS/ISIS) has come forth with a program titled "put a sack in your sacrifice" aimed at jihadis waging holy war across the region. This has involved a maneuver in th...

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Castration of German sex offenders is degrading say the CPT (Maybe their victims think differently)!

Funny story: Castration of German sex offenders is degrading say the CPT (Maybe their victims think differently)!

The European Committee for the Prevention of Torture and Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment (CPT) have called castration for sex-offenders degrading and the process should be forbidden. Although castration happens rarely because most sex...

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Pussy crisis strikes Chiswick

Funny story: Pussy crisis strikes Chiswick

Chiswick is facing it's biggest pussy crisis to date, according to local resident Flossie Clunge: "They sometimes keep me up all night" said Miss Clunge, a retired cleaner from Turnham Green. A refusal by owners to neuter their pussies is being c...

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57 Year Old Man's Lost, Castrated Testicles, Found by a Families Bird Dog.

Funny story: 57 Year Old Man's Lost, Castrated Testicles, Found by a Families Bird Dog.

A family's Irish Setter brought a man's lost testicles home for dinner. A man was castrated on Tuesday by an enraged father that discovered a 57 year old man was putting the meat to his 17 year old daughter. "I did what any responsible father wou...

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57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

Funny story: 57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

A 57 year old man was forcibly castrated, fully conscious, with an ordinary butter knife in Germany. A father with a daughter 17 years old, started dating a 57 year old man in her town. When her father caught wind of the torrid affair he went to t...

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Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Funny story: Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Blue Tick, Ohio - An 89 year old Ohio woman faces charges of petit theft and grievous bodily harm after being arrested for keeping neighbourhood children's balls. Edna Gonads was taken into custody by Blue Tick sheriff's deputy, Barney Fife, over...

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Stylish Man Castrates Gay Lover

Funny story: Stylish Man Castrates Gay Lover

(Manila) A manicurist who was told while in flagrante delicto that his longtime paramour had had an affair with a 'fellow' hairstylist is accused of castrating said lover in a horrific act of grooming gone wrong.

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Taxi drivers to suggest all government policies after success of paedophile castration proposal

Funny story: Taxi drivers to suggest all government policies after success of paedophile castration proposal

John Reid, New Labour's Thug-in-chief, has outlined plans to invite the nation's taxi drivers into the policy-making progress. This comes after the success of the "chemical castration" proposal for paedophiles, suggested by cabbie,...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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