Following a night of copious drinking, excessive cigarette smoking and reckless gambling with his wife's gin money, Little Divot man Clive Peddle has issued a stark warning to anyone else contemplating doing the same.
Mr Peddle told us, "After all...
Government Services Agency (GSA) Chief Administrator Martha N. Johnson was forced to resign today amid growing controversy following revelations of her agency's 2010 taxpayer-funded training conference held a plush Henderson, Nevada casino. The con...
HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series, has just received what he is calling one of the best offers he has ever had.
Pattinson said that out of the blue he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. She asked him how his brand...
Nicknamed the Crystal Igloo, the 50,000 square foot facility with adjoining luxury hotel has opened its doors just in time for the holidays. Planned as an extreme getaway destination for wealthy jetsetters, the casino will also appeal to employees o...
LAS VEGAS - The Assistant Director of Casino Chips for the Bellagio Resort Gambling Casino, Sinclair Vindercullen, has informed The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that his casino was robbed of $1.5 million in casino chips.
Vindercullen stated, that he...
Unable to pass the legalization of state-wide privatized prostitution through its house of representatives, Michigan lawmakers have agreed to allow Native American groups to open those extended personal services in existing Casinos on protected Reser...
What was displayed at Harrold's Casino in Atlantic City as the penis of Adolf Hitler has been found to be a fraud, according to the scientists that studied it for one day.
"We thought it would take us some time to get Hitler's DNA and prove that t...
With the high-speed rail controversy still raging in Ohio, the Pen Corporation, which is putting the casinos in the four locations in Ohio is planning to ask the State Legislature to change their licensing options to include a Casino Train which woul...
The Vegas news states that the newest casino planning to open in the Spring of 2011 is catering only to the poorest of the poor.
Where most elaborate casinos in this high rollers city are trended to the big money players, Casino Exsqualler is desi...
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, has been abducted from a Las Vegas casino.
'We thought that a Las Vegas casino was the most secure location...
London - (Les Jeux Son Faites Mess): Police investigating the scandal of MPs' expenses have stumbled on a casino hidden deep beneath 10 Downing Street.
The opulent Las Vegas-style gambling den appears to be modelled on Seizures Palace and was inst...
Atlantic Shitty - (Les jeux sont faits! Mess): Donald Trump's eponymous gaming empire has gone bust after the follically-challenged slickover artiste defaulted on a $40 million Bernard Madoff Ponzi scam hedgefund loan.
He borrowed the money last y...
Manhattan NY: A new Indian casino is moving to Wall and Broad streets in lower Manhattan. It seems fitting that a tribe of the Wappinger Confederacy Indians should return to this place. In 1626 these Indian's sold Manhattan Island to the Dutch fo...
A zookeeper at San Francisco zoo has been relating how all the animals have managed to secretly sneak and go on wild trips to Vegas each nite this month.
Former admitted steroid abuser, body builder, actor and now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed in a press conference today that the best way to raise money for the states foundering economy is to steal it.
Manchester, wounded by Gordon Brown's decision to disembowel the plans for a super casino, is fighting back with revised plans for a Colosseum for gladiatorial battles between lower middle class people from around the country.
Balmy Resorts Inc. has announced plans to build the world's biggest ever casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. The corporation has purchased a 500-acre tract of land at the end of the Strip and will soon begin construction of a "four billion dollar g...
Freehold, NJ--Donald Trump today filed development and environmental impact study plans for a new casino he is proposing to build on 22.8 acres of Rosie O' Donnell's butt.