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Schadenfreude as Blair Screws up his Peerage

Funny story: Schadenfreude as Blair Screws up his Peerage

Today Blair was today frantically scrabbling around trying to get back in favour as it dawned on him that he has probably pissed on his chips when it comes to the whole "Lord Blair" thing. Sources close to Blair have indicated he does now realise...

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Yates of the Yard poised to pounce in 1988 Kenya murder mystery

Funny story: Yates of the Yard poised to pounce in 1988 Kenya murder mystery

London - (Rotters): Was a rogue Mossad/KGB operative involved in the unsolved 1988 Kenyan death of UK photographer Julie Ward? Nairobi Police Department officials are saying nothing. However a recent official visit from former Cash-for-Honour...

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Yates of the Yard vindicated as Met swoops on Lord Levy's £1bn safety deposit box scam

Funny story: Yates of the Yard vindicated as Met swoops on Lord Levy's £1bn safety deposit box scam

London - (Jaw-dropping Mess:) A massive £1+ billion safety deposit box scam linked to the Labour Party's Cash for Honors villain Lord 'Cashpoint' Levy has brought a smile back to the face of embattled Met Assistant Commissioner John Yates...

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TheSpoof.com Writer in Trouble Over Undeclared Cash Donation

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer in Trouble Over Undeclared Cash Donation

A writer on a well-known satirical news website has become the latest person to fall foul of the Government's strict 'cash donations' regulations, and has come under pressure to resign from his post as 'amateur scribbler'

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Dow plunges 200 points amid Bush disgusting rumor fears

Funny story: Dow plunges 200 points amid Bush disgusting rumor fears

New York - (Ass Mess): Wall Street reacted sharply Thursday amid persistent rumors that George W Bush is to be outed for deliberately leaning on British prosecutors to quash the cash-for-peerages police investigation which last week exonerated ex-UK...

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CPS lawyer who gagged cash-for-honors probe "under MI5 surveillance since 9/11"

Funny story: CPS lawyer who gagged cash-for-honors probe "under MI5 surveillance since 9/11"

London - (Rioters): David Perry QC, the Crown Prosecution Service barrister hired to thwart indictments of the Blair dirty tricks department in the cash-for-honors probe, has emerged as a shadowy figure with an MI5 file "as a thick as Abu Hamza&...

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Cops admit 'Cash for Honors' probe was pure cover story

Funny story: Cops admit 'Cash for Honors' probe was pure cover story

New Scotland Yard - (Ass Mess): The Metropolitan Police Serious and Organsied Crime Agency was having the last laugh tonight as ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair, his bagman Lord Levy, his blood-sister Ruth Turner and Chris 'Bung' Evans celebrate b...

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Trash-for-Honors: Bandar gags the CPS

Funny story: Trash-for-Honors: Bandar gags the CPS

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is said to be relieved and delighted that former Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar has managed to gag the Crown Prosecution Service into sumbission over the trash-for-honors police investiga...

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Cash-for-peerages-and-NHS terrorists: prosecutors say probe complete

Funny story: Cash-for-peerages-and-NHS terrorists: prosecutors say probe complete

London - (Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecutions Service has told police they can go ahead and arrest all the villains in the cash-for-peerages-and-NHS terrorists case after an extended investigation found that former Saudi ambassador to the US ordered To...

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Porno star to testify in cash-for-honors against Blair

Funny story: Porno star to testify in cash-for-honors against Blair

London - (Ass Mess): Californian porno star Courtney Coventry has agreed to a plea bargain where she will testify against Tony Blair in the cash-for-porno stars -and-peerages enquiry.

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Schwarzenegger panic as porn star quizzed in cash-for-honours

Funny story: Schwarzenegger panic as porn star quizzed in cash-for-honours

London - (Ass Mess): California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has flown back to the US after a tense meeting in Downing Street with Tony Blair just as cash-for-honors cops arrested American porn star Courtney Coventry, 25.

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Cash-for-honors: cops to arrest ex-BP's Lord Browne

Funny story: Cash-for-honors: cops to arrest ex-BP's Lord Browne

London - (Ass Mess): Disgraced former CEO of BP Lord Browne is to be questioned by the cash-for-honors police according to reports which state that the Crown Prosecution Service wants him 'nailed as soon as possible'.

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CPS tells cash-for-honor cops: "Go get the bastard!"

Funny story: CPS tells cash-for-honor cops: "Go get the bastard!"

Whitehall - (Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecution Service has told the Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad to 'go nail that bastard Blair' after scrutinising the dossier of cash-for-honors evidence against him, his blind trust portfolio bagman Lord L...

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Saudi arms-for-peerages: 'Spanish Inquisition' unit protects Blair cronies by locking up whistlblowers in loony bins

Funny story: Saudi arms-for-peerages: 'Spanish Inquisition' unit protects Blair cronies by locking up whistlblowers in loony bins

Whitehall - (Ass Mess): Just before Fraud Squad cops arrested UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy last year along with Downing Street gatekeeper Ruth Turner and top Labour Party sperm donor Sir Christopher 'Bu...

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Cash for honors cops dump Blair

Funny story: Cash for honors cops dump Blair

London - (Ass Mess): As he heads for his weekend retreat of Chequers UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been told he may not survive another 24 hours in office following the police decision to hand over all the evidence to the Crown Prosecution Service...

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Cash for honours file to disappear

Funny story: Cash for honours file to disappear

Scotland Yard detectives investigating the "cash for honours" affair handed over their main evidence file to the Crown Prosecution Service.

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BBC gagged from reporting Blair's gatekeeper has criminal record

Funny story: BBC gagged from reporting Blair's gatekeeper has criminal record

Drowning Street - (Rioters): The BBC has been gagged by the Attorney General from reporting that in 1993 Ruth Turner, the Prime Monster's official gatekeeper, served a jail term for fraud, embezzlement, extortion and harboring child molestors.

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BNP chief admits stockpiling nukes for UK civil war

Funny story: BNP chief admits stockpiling nukes for UK civil war

London - (Rotters): The Provisional Head of the Hellfire Club and Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne has admitted stockpiling nuclear and explosive chemicals for an anticipated civil war in Britain.

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