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Kazakhstan's 'No Lesbians' rule means Ava-Monroe Johnson's adoption 'was illegal'

Funny story: Kazakhstan's 'No Lesbians' rule means Ava-Monroe Johnson's adoption 'was illegal'

New Jersey - (BabyOiled): "Maybe she fake the heterosexuality test!" the Adoption Services of Kazakhstan sources said today as pharma heiress Casey Johnson was finally laid to rest by her family. The Kazakh baby agency was responding to questions...

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Casey Johnson's will 'leaves half $$$s fortune to Tila Tequila'

Funny story: Casey Johnson's will 'leaves half $$$s fortune to Tila Tequila'

Los Angeles - (Probate Mess): Reports from an LA attorney's office claim deceased socialite and pharma heiress Casey Johnson left half her $30 million trust fund to fiancee Tila Tequila. The December 2009 will was drafted shortly after the gals go...

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Tila Tequila Says "I Need a Wifey with Balls!" Sets Sights on Tony Romo Who Set His Hair on Fire When Hearing the News!

Funny story: Tila Tequila Says "I Need a Wifey with Balls!" Sets Sights on Tony Romo Who Set His Hair on Fire When Hearing the News!

A distraught Tila Tequila, lamenting the demise of her bankrupt 30 year old 'Wifey" Heiress Casey "Q-Tip" Johnson, after yet another drug related tabloid sensation, says she's now looking for someone 'with more balls...and Money!" A spokesman f...

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Johnson family's tough love 'reduced Casey to Brooke Astor squalor'

Funny story: Johnson family's tough love 'reduced Casey to Brooke Astor squalor'

Los Angeles - (Chaos Theory): A celebwatch website has accused Casey Johnson's billionaire family of practising a tough love dogma that lead to her death by squalor. LA FagHaghSlagMag's lead column said today that just like Brooke Astor the carrot...

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Casey Johnson 'was pregnant just like Diana' says Mohammed Al Fayed

Funny story: Casey Johnson 'was pregnant just like Diana' says Mohammed Al Fayed

London - (Reuterus): Harrabs department store hoaxer Mohammed Al Fayed has lashed out at reports that Casey Johnson was embalmed 'for her own good' on family orders. "That's what they say about Diana, to hide the pregnancy!" the phoney pharaoh spl...

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Ava-Monroe Johnson's Kazakh relatives in Dannielynn Birkhead-esque legacy fight

Funny story: Ava-Monroe Johnson's Kazakh relatives in Dannielynn Birkhead-esque legacy fight

Los Angeles - (Reuterus): Fears of a Borat-style Kazakh custody and inheritance farce loom over the bereaved Johnson family. So far there's little actual likelihood of a Virgie Arthur/Judge Larry Seidlin/Howard K Stern/Larry Birkhead public punchu...

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'No Brittany Murphy' Casey Johnson OD'd on Tequila?

Funny story: 'No Brittany Murphy' Casey Johnson OD'd on Tequila?

Los Angeles - (Propofool): LA pathologists were piecing together today Casey Johnson's final hungover hours. Reports claim she'd lain in a coma for nearly a week 'before fiancee Tila Tequila reckoned she could be dead.' Three weeks previously t...

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Casey Aldridge Recovering, Moved out of ICU

Funny story: Casey Aldridge Recovering, Moved out of ICU

Doctors at the University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson, Mississippi, planned to move Casey Aldridge out of their intensive care unit as early as last night or this morning. "They said it was borderline whether he needed surgery or not,...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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