NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows.
Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...
The fantasy world of evolution is celebrating following the surprise find of 100 Caravaggio sketches found in a castle in Milan. It is estimated that the haul is worth in the region of £560 million pounds.
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crac...
It's been reported this morning that Ben Tennyson, the little-lad-sized children's superhero is dead.
Or, at least, if he isn't dead, he was never alive.
Tennyson, 10, and known as Ben, 10, after a clever and inspirational combinational reworki...
HOLLYWOOD - Young teen idols Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have just been signed to lend their voices to cartoon characters appearing on the new animated cartoon show titled, Socks The Cat.
The show is based loosely on President Bill Clinton's da...
In a shock announcement from Tinseltown agent Bobby Golightly, the prominent 80's actor Zac Rabbit has died of myxomatosis.
Rabbit found fame as Roger, starring alongside Bob Hoskins, in the lead to the 1988 classic 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit', a bi...
Joe Btfsplk, the hapless character in Li'l Abner, created by the late political cartoonist, Al Capp, was the world's biggest jinx. He was always pictured walking around with a perpetually dark rain cloud a foot over his head. Anytime he appeared on...
Road Runner was killed today in what is being described as a terrible accident. Nemesis Wile E. Coyote had apparently laid an obvious trap for the fast-legged avian but somehow managed to actually not do a half-arsed enough job, and killed the critte...
Famous cartoon caveman, Fred Flintstone, is angry that a recent story in The Spoof about, a similar-sounding caveman one, Fred Flinstone who frequents drive in theartere "Stonhenge, might" make people who don't know better think, that the story is ab...
The diaries of Fred Flinstone, and his friend Barney Rubble, were found today in the remains of a small town called Bedrock. Remarkably the diaries were in good condition for their age and revealed an important insight into the lives of a caveman.
The real Yosemite Sam passed away on April 21st in his Death Valley, California home. Sam Ruse was the model for the Warner Brother's cartoon character, of the same name, and lived his life like you would imagine; charging about the desert with pu...
Professor Ted Harvard, who teaches at the University of Bedford in New York City held a news conference on Tuesday to present his argument that watching cartoons harms the lives of small children across the nation. He complains that children who are...
Washington - Overruling two precedents about cartoon character's First Amendment rights, the bitterly divided Supreme Joke of a Court on Thursday ruled that the government may not interfere with the outright purchase of the next congress by cartoon c...
Everyone knew Nelson Muntz, the famous bully from the Simpsons with his equally famous catchphrase, "HA ha!!" was trying to get his character changed. He succeeded, but not in the way he wanted. Nelson has been fired from the show and his character's...
It all started about a year ago. Dora Black, TV's famous Dora the Explorer admitted she was indeed in a relationship with Diego Sanchez, who plays her cousin on TV's Go Diego Go and guests spots on Dora's show.
Most people did not know that Dora and Diego are 19 and 18, respectively, and not actually related, and their relationship was, at first, condemned and they were shunned because of it.
It hit him like a bolt of lightning. Squidward Tentacles was visited today by someone pounding on his door and this time it wasn't Spongebob. It was instead Ed MacClam from the Publisher's Sweepinghouse Contest and his "Prize People" delievering a gi...
In his first public appearance in fifteen months, Fat Albert waddled out to the podium to speak. He cleared his throat and said we, the press, would more easily understand if he showed us what he needed us to know. He stepped away from the podium, ya...
In a surprising announcement, the Nobel committee confirmed that Patrick Starr, the character actor made famous by his role on Spongebob Squarepants, will receive the Nobel prize for literature. Patrick Starr is the Author of the novel "Undersea."...
The TV and movie legend, Scooby Doo, known for his portrayal of a cowardly crime solving dog, is taking a little time off from performing to engage in his other love: Tae Kwon Do Moo Duk Kwan.
Scooby's new school will actually be a blending of tra...