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"Carry On" Films - Surviving Cast Members Innocent Of Any Bottom Pinching - CPS Finding

Funny story: "Carry On" Films - Surviving Cast Members Innocent Of Any Bottom Pinching - CPS Finding

Requests by Operation "Holly Bush" investigators to interview surviving cast members of all "Ooh Err Missis!" Carry On films have been dismissed by the CPS, who described it as a farce. All the bottom pinching, innuendos and improper suggestions w...

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Carry On Up The Capello.

Funny story: Carry On Up The Capello.

John Terry has paid tribute to Fabio Capello and expressed his personal regret at losing the England captaincy . "The eyetie stood down in protest at how the FA treated me. I expect everyone in the country to follow his example and resign from th...

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New 'Carry On Up the Coalition' film details!

Funny story: New 'Carry On Up the Coalition' film details!

Film Credits for the new comedy movie 'Carry On Up the Coalition' have been released to the public in advance, in an effort to appeal to the voters who did not vote for the Coalition to govern the country, and that includes everyone on the electoral role. This movie was filmed in Nottingham, where the unemployment and firearm crimes are second only to London, and it was cheaper to make there, a...

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Outrage as Cocks*cking is Banned in Dorking

Funny story: Outrage as Cocks*cking is Banned in Dorking

In a controversial move that is sure to arouse fierce opposition, Dorking Council have passed a motion to ban a millennia-old folk tradition amongst the inhabitants of the genteel Surrey town. "We'll take this outrageous decision to the European C...

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Remake of Carry On Cowboy Film to be made

Funny story: Remake of Carry On Cowboy Film to be made

Spoof Gazette reporter Dense Inchcock, has revealed that despite fears of ridicule, the Government is to produce a remake of the 1966 Carry on Cowboy film - using politicians as actors. (Which will help aleviate the politicians loss in expense fiddles, and help boost their already gigantic ego, although the pay will be well below their normal expectations) Original Character: Short Sighted Sher...

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Harry Redknapp & Tottenham Hotspur To Star In 'Carry On Up Wembley Way'

Funny story: Harry Redknapp & Tottenham Hotspur To Star In 'Carry On Up Wembley Way'

News from White Hart Lane today that haggard-looking Tottenham Hotspur boss, Harry Redknapp, is to star in the first decent new film in the 'Carry On' series for more than 30 years. The film, titled Carry On Up Wembley Way, is a send-up of Spurs c...

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Carry on Spying

Funny story: Carry on Spying

A long lost script to a new old film has recently been unearthed in a garage in Kettering. Carry on Spying was thought to be the final script that the original cast of the Carry on Films were meant to be working on. It was apparently a light spoof...

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'Carry On England Manager' Movie Announced

Funny story: 'Carry On England Manager' Movie Announced

Farthead Productions today revealed that a new 'Carry On' film is to be made about the life and times of a typical England Manager...

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What A Carry On - Frankie's back

Funny story: What A Carry On - Frankie's back

Derek Acorah, the only TV psychic whose name rhymes with an Indian starter, is today counting the cost of having summoned up the spirit of funny man, the late Frankie Howard.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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