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Carrot Top Declines FBI Director Job

Funny story: Carrot Top Declines FBI Director Job

The ideal candidate to lead the FBI has turned down the job, citing his gig in Las Vegas and the implosion of the Trump presidency as the reasons. But Washington insiders tell this reporter that Carrot Top, AKA Scott Thompson, felt slighted by Republ...

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Carrot Top First Headliner Signed To Trump Inauguration.

Funny story: Carrot Top First Headliner Signed To Trump Inauguration.

Speaking to this reporter in Las Vegas, Scott Thompson, AKA Carrot Top, deflected criticism of his acceptance to headline Trump's inaugural ball. We met in his dressing room after one of his acclaimed standup comedy routines in Las Vegas, and he h...

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Carrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window

Funny story: Carrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window

After accruing millions of dollars in debt, the Nobel prize committee will forgo a lavish award ceremony in favor of a webcast hosted by Carrot Top from a drive thru coffee kiosk. Nobel Committee head Jørgen Myklebust is putting his experience in...

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Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Funny story: Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Scott Thompson, known to most as the comedian Carrot Top, has been named as a possible running mate for Donald Trump's presidential bid. The liberal leaning comedian talked to this reporter about comedy and his potential entry into politics. Thomp...

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Rebekah Brooks meets Carrot Top in secret

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks meets Carrot Top in secret

Rebekah Brooks recently heard about the resemblance noted between herself and US Comedian 'Carrot Top'. She was so intrigued that she set up a secret meeting with Scott (his real name). They sat down at a small table in a basement cafe downtown L...

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Rebekah Brooks arrested by appointment? Or is it American comedian Carrot Top?

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks arrested by appointment? Or is it American comedian Carrot Top?

Rebeckah Brooks continues to receive special treatment and was arrested 'by appointment' today. This is the headline in many Sunday Papers this morning. Police are not a liberty to name the person they arrested but this person does have flaming re...

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