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Camelot is Dead - or is it?

Funny story: Camelot is Dead - or is it?

Just in, with the recent death of long standing Senator Edward Moore "Teddy" Kennedy (Dem) of Massachusetts, Camelot will live on. It has come to this reporters attention through sources close to the family that Kennedy himself has it in place wh...

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Solitary Reader of 1116 Page US Stimulus Package Found Dead: Suicide Suspected!

Funny story: Solitary Reader of 1116 Page US Stimulus Package Found Dead: Suicide Suspected!

Washington,DC/ Washington Post /AP - The only elected official in Congress who read the entire Stimulus Package prepared by Democratic Ghost Writers, was found dead today in a Washington park under mysterious circumstances. The Senator, who's name...

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Governor David Paterson's Selection

Funny story: Governor David Paterson's Selection

President Barack Obama trusted her judgment enough to put Caroline Kennedy on his team to help select his Vice President. She proved to be an exemplary choice. No drama Obama got no drama, no leaks, no humming, or hints, and out popped Senator Joe Bi...

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Caroline final says why she withdrew her name

Funny story: Caroline final says why she withdrew her name

Caroline Kennedy has just confirmed what this reporter has speculated all along. It was not the Kennedy curse that scared her off and caused her to withdraw her name from consideration for Hillary Clinton's open senate seat. She said that Uncle Teddy...

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Sarah Palin and Caroline Kennedy in Steel Death Match: Two Women Politicos Enter, One Leaves

Funny story: Sarah Palin and Caroline Kennedy in Steel Death Match: Two Women Politicos Enter, One Leaves

Alaskunt Sarah Palin has challenged former pony rider Caroline Kennedy to a wrestling match to the death. Palin was furious when she discovered that the Kennedy heiress, despite little political experience and a curious dialect was not being subjecte...

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Caroline Kennedy Agrees to be Next Face Transplant Patient In Order to Increase Senate Chances!

Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Agrees to be Next Face Transplant Patient In Order to Increase Senate Chances!

Hyannis Ma/ Boston Globe - In an effort to refloat her fast sinking chances to gain the NY Senate Extra Wide Seat of departing Hillary Clinton, the horse faced debutante has agreed to a complete make over, starting with her face! Although the fi...

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Caroline Kennedy's Small Booty is an Asset

1000 Islands, New York-Caroline Kennedy seeking the nod to succeed Hillary Rodham Clinton addressed a gathering of the Elk's club in Western New York State. In a speech, she said, "…while it won't be easy to fill Hillary's size 14 pantsuit, these har...

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Caroline Kennedy Named to Senate

Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Named to Senate

Caroline Kennedy will join her uncle Ted in the US Senate in 2009. New York Governor David Paterson announced his choice to replace outgoing Senator Hillary Clinton on Sunday. "Many people have raised concerns about her lack of experience in elect...

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Caroline Kennedy Seeks Senate Seat

Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Seeks Senate Seat

New Yawk, NY-- Caroline Kennedy, daughter of JFK, demanded the New Yawk Senate seat being vacated by the departing Hillary Clinton. "Give it to me. I want it. Now." said the unlikable offspring on ABC's Good Mourning, America. Caroline spoke w...

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JFK daughter to Veep for Obama, fingers crossed about junkie ex-sister-in-law business

Funny story: JFK daughter to Veep for Obama, fingers crossed about junkie ex-sister-in-law business

Washington AC/DC - (Lee Harvey Oswald Mess): Presidential wannabe Barrack Obama lining up iconic JFK daughter Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg to be his Veep? Say it ain't so!...

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