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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Clan Offered A Job Touring With America's Biggest Carnival

The Duck Dynasty Clan Offered A Job Touring With America's Biggest Carnival

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Iowa based Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest and largest in the United States. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency stated that it is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief...
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Funny story: Bernanke's farewell: 'switch Capitalism with Carnivalism'

Bernanke's farewell: 'switch Capitalism with Carnivalism'

Washington, DC - Americans won't have Capitalism to kick around anymore. The economic system that built the nation is calling it quits, scheduled to retire next month, when Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke steps down. In an impromptu news conference, sta...
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Funny story: The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest in the United States. It is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief Crazy Cow Traveling Sideshow & Carnival. The carnival's owner and director of operations Phineas Fitch was recently interviewed by Redwood Fingerboo of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. Mr. Fitch was asked how many...
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Funny story: The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 2)

The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 2)

Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle interviewed Phineas Fitch, the owner and director of operations for The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival, which is the oldest carnival in the entire United States. Mr. Fitch stated that they introduced their newest carnival ride on Columbus Day, 2011, in Columbus, Ohio. He said that the ride is a cousin to...
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Funny story: Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike. Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...
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Funny story: Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Following one of the longest and largest Carnival celebrations this year, filled with fried pastries and deep fried potatoes and meats, the Argentinean Medical Board is urging all residents to make healthier food choices during Lent. Commenting on...
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Funny story: Dutch society grinds to a halt as masked, fancy-dressed carnivalists get totally pi++ed!

Dutch society grinds to a halt as masked, fancy-dressed carnivalists get totally pi++ed!

Holland, being a very small, flat nation has ground to a halt at the beginning of the carnival season as millions of hair-brained Dutch people stormed the city and town centres, totally pissed and high. This annual event of over-joyful dancing, bo...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - All The Fun of the Unfair

Isle of Wight News - All The Fun of the Unfair

With the Isle of Wight Festival gathering all of the headlines at the moment, the Ventnor Carnival and Funfair has failed to hit the spotlight yet again. "We've had a carnival and funfair every year for the past three hundred and ninety two years,...
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Funny story: Chaos as Angry Mob Torches Cruise Ship -- Now Marching to Washington

Chaos as Angry Mob Torches Cruise Ship -- Now Marching to Washington

(San Diego, CA) - An angry mob of protestors set fire to the stricken cruise ship, Carnal Splendor, after it docked here on Thursday. Hundreds of thousands of agitated Cruise Passengers' Rights activists stormed the pier, overpowering security guard...
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Funny story: SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Rescuing dead-in-the-water Carnival Cruise ship 'Splendor', US aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan was quick to offer much needed food and water staples including copious amounts of SPAM, while the ailing ship was towed back to American shores. While t...
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Funny story: Carnival Splendor Fire!

Carnival Splendor Fire!

(Somewhere off the coast of Mexico) - Vowing to protect passengers from harassment by Mexican vagrants and vigilantes, the captain refused to give the order to abandon ship. Instead thousands of passengers will continue to enjoy a "magical cruise ex...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Childrens Festival in Doubt

Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Childrens Festival in Doubt

Tomorrow (Wednesday) is the Ventnor Children's Carnival, that point in the Isle of Wight's social calendar that all children on the island look forward to, coming into Ventnor from as far away as Shanklin and Sandford. This year's was set to be th...
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Funny story: Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival workers are furious that...
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Funny story: Nobody's Going to Scarborough Fair

Nobody's Going to Scarborough Fair

Ticketmaster has reported that, according to ticket sales, nobody is going to Scarborough Fair. While many people have asked each other, "Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?", no one is reported to have answered in the affirmative. Additionally, v...
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Funny story: Drunk float drivers invade parade

Drunk float drivers invade parade

Canton Ohio, police were alerted to trouble during a local parade when they were inundated with 911 phone calls.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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