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NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

Funny story: NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

This morning Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, has revealed that due to the overwhelming popularity of the new short-sleeved jerseys among both players and fans, the NBA is considering adding full-body spandex uniforms next season. The commissio...

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The New York Knicks Slam The Brooklyn Nets To Win The Battle of The Big Apple

Funny story: The New York Knicks Slam The Brooklyn Nets To Win The Battle of The Big Apple

NEW YORK CITY - Carmelo Anthony scored 19 points as the New York Knicks snapped a 9 game losing streak by clobbering the Brooklyn Nets 113-83. Knicks fan Spike Lee was so happy he spilled his cup of Aye Caramba Beer on the court. As two of the are...

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Charles Barkley Sticks His Huge Foot In His Huge Mouth Again

Funny story: Charles Barkley Sticks His Huge Foot In His Huge Mouth Again

ATLANTA - If there is one thing that TNT NBA studio analyst Charles Barkely can be counted on it's that he'll stick his big ugly shoe in his big ugly mouth. The NBA 2013-2014 season has just barely started and already The Fat Bro is up to his same...

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Calling Dr. Jordan Crawford, Head Case Proctologist

Noted proctologist and expert in choke holds, Jordan Crawford, the latest irritant in the Celtics universe, seems to have diagnosed a major hole in the game of the New York Knicks. Being a friendly sort, Crawford tried to give a prognosis to Carme...

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Celtics Look Like Jack the Ripper's Victims

The Celtics are taking on water faster than it can be bailed. If you want to bail out the Celtics, have a miracle sent in from Fatima, Lourdes, or the Mount of Olives. Ask Rajon Rondo to put on his superman suit, replete in green. With the ever...

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Melo Anthony Told He is Too Tall To Be a Footman on Downton Abbey

We have learned what Kevin Garnett said to Carmelo Anthony that Mr. Anthony contends should never be said from one man to another. Melo, as he often is called in terms of endearment, found that Kevin Garnett had many unpleasant nicknames beyond Me...

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Carmelo Anthony's Soliloquy on Kevin Garnett

Last night after the game Carmelo Anthony stood over the dead carcass of the New York Knicks and cursed Brutus Garnett. Unlike Marc Antony, Carmelo took it a step further. He went to the doors of the Celtics locker room at Madison Square Garden an...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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