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Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Funny story: Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Like on most issues, Donald Trump seems to be confused about his views on the LGBT community. He indicates that he is opposed to same sex marriage, and in connection with Arianna Huffington's divorce from her bi-sexual husband he made snide remarks...

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Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

Funny story: Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confused? Never heard of a Zombie dentist? Never mind. It makes no difference. Dr. Wichita Sleaze, one of the first dentists in Kansas to specialize in Zombie Maxillofacial Surgery, published an article in Dentistry Legends,...

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Famous Couples Rival Ted Cruz and Carly

In the world of entertainment politics, Ted Cruz continues to clear every room he enters. We have seen Ted Cruz lookalikes everywhere we turn nowadays, and the idea is not comforting. Recently, Jerry Springer brought forth a woman who looks like s...

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Ted Cruz Attempts to Steal Donald Trump's Thunder by Selecting Failed CEO as His VP Candidate

Washington-After a miserable showing in this week's primary elections, the Cruz campaign decided that the best way to stop a failed businessman from becoming the Republican nominee was to sign-on a failed businesswoman as his pick for Vice President.

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Leave It To Beaver Election: Hillary Versus Carly

Funny story: Leave It To Beaver Election: Hillary Versus Carly

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the most recent poll conducted by ACME/Wile E Coyote, just days after the last Republican debate, Carly Fiorina jump-started herself over Donald Trump by 2 points. Of the 4000 registered ex-patriot Aussie, Free-Silver-Lovin...

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Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Funny story: Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...

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"You Have A Beautiful Face, Mrs. Ed," Said The Donald

Funny story: "You Have A Beautiful Face, Mrs. Ed," Said The Donald

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rodney Dangerfield couldn't have said it better. In the debate exchange between Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina the other night, Jake Tapper asked Carly what she thought of Trump's disparaging comments about her face. She coolly r...

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Trump Will Not Use "H" Word On Carly: She No Ho

Funny story: Trump Will Not Use "H" Word On Carly: She No Ho

BILLINGSGATE POST: Questioned by reporters last night on the mothballed battle ship, USS Iowa, as to whether he might be provoked enough by Carly Fiorina to use the "H" word to describe her professional past history. The Donald tucked on the bil...

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Trump To Name Dr. Ben Carson As Personal Brain Surgeon: Carly As Hat Check Girl

Funny story: Trump To Name Dr. Ben Carson As Personal Brain Surgeon: Carly As Hat Check Girl

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confident that he will win the Republican nomination and be elected president, Donald Trump revealed that he has already contacted Dr. Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina about joining his cabinet. Trump said that he was so impressed...

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Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Funny story: Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, the Republican Party rolled out it's new robot candidate, Carly Fiorina. The unveiling of their newest, multi-million dollar invention indeed seemed to fool a lot of TV viewers into thinking it was human, but the folks over...

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Pelosi Takes New Job at Nordstroms in San Francisco

Funny story: Pelosi Takes New Job at Nordstroms in San Francisco

Ousted as the Speaker of the House of Representatives just a day before, Nancy Pelosi has agreed to take on the role of "Add On Sales Marketing Director" for all of Nordstrom's west coast operations. The new role will be very similar to her old jo...

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Barbara Boxer and Carly Fiorina in Cage Match for Senate Championship

Funny story: Barbara Boxer and Carly Fiorina in Cage Match for Senate Championship

While Fiorina is a Northern California Muay Thai and Jujitsu specialist, Boxer is more aptly named as a boxing and wrestling champion from SoCal. Both will appear this Saturday in a five round title match for the light heavyweight division in the Ul...

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Carly Fiorina's Husband Says She Combs Her Hair with an HP Word Processor

Funny story: Carly Fiorina's Husband Says She Combs Her Hair with an HP Word Processor

SACRAMENTO -- California Republican Senate candidate Carly Fiorina says that the federal government's $862 billion stimulus package hasn't done nearly enough to create jobs. The former chief executive of Hughlet-Packard said Friday that President...

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Republicans Critical of All Public Appearances by Michelle Obama

Funny story: Republicans Critical of All Public Appearances by Michelle Obama

Washington, DC - Republicans, and specifically, Republican candidate Carly Fiorina, are criticizing Michelle Obama for addressing troops at Camp Pendelton in California, saying it is just a publicity stunt to campaign on behalf of Senator Barbara Box...

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Sarah Palin Lusting After Carly Fiorina Has Facebook Fans Furious

Funny story: Sarah Palin Lusting After Carly Fiorina Has Facebook Fans Furious

Palin's Facebook page took over 2000 angry hits after a post she wrote stated that she strongly endorsed Carly Fiorina to challenge Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat in November. The Facebook entry started out "Carly, Carly, she's our (Wo)man, if...

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Carly Fiorina sheep-shagging video all the rage among Welsh Nationalists

Funny story: Carly Fiorina sheep-shagging video all the rage among Welsh Nationalists

Carmarthen - (Ewe'll-Be-Sorry!): Plaid Cymru pulses are throbbing with gay abandon this week after California GOP wannabe Senate candidate Carly Fiorina played a blinder with her demon sheep-shagging video. The emblematic mascot of the Welsh Natio...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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