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Tevez Missing World Cup: His Choice!

Paper bag supermodel Carlos Tevez is missing the World Cup Finals, not because Argentina Coach Alejandro Sabella didn't choose him, but because he has decided to quit football and return to his first love of acting. Carlos Tevez, best known in the...

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International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!

Funny story: International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!

Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Carlos Tevez, Juan Mata... a team line-up to die for? Well it seems fans of stricken Portsmouth, will soon be on life support as some of the greatest names in the game sign up to help the club out of its difficulti...

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Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch. (The Guardian) And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off! Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez (Daily Star) Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis. Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...

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Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012

West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair" (Daily Mirror) They're repaying at 50p per week. Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood. (Sunday People) Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous lett...

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Football Gossip & comments 14th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 14th August 2012

Manchester City win the Community Shield with goals from a 3-2 win over Chelsea at Villa Park. Fans who missed the game while watching the more entertaining ego-free Olympic coverage, could be excused thinking it was a another PR stunt by Max Clifford when the names of 2011/12 missing strikers Fernando Torres and Carlos Tevez both appeared on the scoresheet. Eyewitness video footage shows th...

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Football Gossip & comments 13th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 13th August 2012

Carlos Tevez has stunned Manchester City's coaching staff by returning to training over a stone lighter than last season. (Sunday Mirror) The Atkins Diet strikes again! Blackburn manager Steve Kean is under pressure before the start of the season, with Shebby Singh, advisor to the club's owners, saying he will be sacked if Rovers lose their first three games. (The Observer) In a remarkable...

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Tennis star David Nalbandian fires up Falkland feud at match

Funny story: Tennis star David Nalbandian fires up Falkland feud at match

Argentine tennis ace David Nalbandian has started off a Falkland War feud after kicking out at British line judges at a Wimbledon warm up tournament at Queens Club yesterday. Nalbandian claims he was kicking an advertising hoarding out of frustrat...

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Man United Fan blames QPR's Joey Barton as Man City win the Premier League

Funny story: Man United Fan blames QPR's Joey Barton as Man City win the Premier League

Local man Maurice Sheringham today slammed former Manchester City player Joey Barton for his sending off at the Etihad Stadium, where City beat QPR 3-2 to clinch the Premier League for the first time in 44 years. Barton was sent off in the 54th mi...

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Tevez Wins PFA 'Idiot Of The Year' Award

Funny story: Tevez Wins PFA 'Idiot Of The Year' Award

Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, has claimed the highly coverted 'Idiot of the year' award at this years glittering PFA awards ceremony. Tevez, who was the clear favourite with bookmakers, had tears in his eyes as he collected the award. Spe...

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Animal rights to investigate 'Man City' throwing the Canaries to the Wolves

Funny story: Animal rights to investigate 'Man City' throwing the Canaries to the Wolves

Animal rights have promised to investigate a report of animal cruelty in the Norfolk area, after rumours on twitter of canaries being savaged by a group of rich playboys known as 'Man City'. The group hail from Argentina, Italy, Holland and other...

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Manchester City Stuff Norwich - Expert's Health In Danger

Funny story: Manchester City Stuff Norwich - Expert's Health In Danger

A top football pundit was under doctor's orders this afternoon following Manchester City's demolition of Norwich City. The Manchester outfit walloped the Canaries 6-1 at Carrow Road, with former outcast, Carlos Tevez, netting a hat-trick. But t...

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Redknapp in Tevez fear

Fears have arisen today about what would happen if Harry Redknapp, self confessed "ungreediest man in Britain" should encounter his arch nemesis and the most lazy and greediest bastard alive , Carlos Tevez, in the confines of a football stadium.

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Tevez: Roberto Mancini treated me like a dog

Funny story: Tevez: Roberto Mancini treated me like a dog

CARLOS TEVEZ has accused Roberto Mancini of treating him 'like a dog' and branded the Manchester City boss 'a liar'. The Argentine returns to City today after three months on strike. He blasted Mancini as he recalled the Champions League game v Ba...

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Transfer Window: Man City offer neighbours Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes

Funny story: Transfer Window: Man City offer neighbours Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes

As the transfer window nearly slammed shut today, Man City shocked the world of football today when they offered neighbours Man United old player Carlos Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes. Scholes made a successful return to the United team after...

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Transfer Window: French club Lorient join race for Tevez

Funny story: Transfer Window: French club Lorient join race for Tevez

Lorient of French Ligue 1 have initiated talks to sign Carlos Tevez after talks with Paris Saint-Germain broke down. An insider at the French Ligue one club told the spoof "We don't have the money to pay his transfer fee or wages but we didn't wa...

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Carlos Tevez Enthusiastic About Proposed Burnley Offer

Funny story: Carlos Tevez Enthusiastic About Proposed Burnley Offer

After being rejected by Manchester United, suspended by Manchester City, and snubbed by just about everybody else, controversial striker, Carlos Tevez is allegedly enthusiastic about an offer from Burnley. Who have put in an offer to Manchester Ci...

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Neil Warnock reveals all about his sacking by QPR

Funny story: Neil Warnock reveals all about his sacking by QPR

The controversial Neil Warnock spoke out today about his sacking at QPR, pinning the blame on chairman Tony Fernandes. And West Ham. And Carlos Tevez. And the FA. And the Premier League. And the fans and players at QPR. Thats all, I think. But defini...

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Transfer Window: Berlusconi promises to make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world

Funny story: Transfer Window: Berlusconi promises to make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has promised that he will make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world if he joins the Italian football chumpions AC Milan. 'Bunga-sconi' as he is now known after leaving office, promised Tevez t...

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