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John Terry Happy With Hughes or Hiddink

Funny story: John Terry Happy With Hughes or Hiddink

John Terry has told a press conference that he would be quite happy if either Guus Hiddink or Mark Hughes replaced Carlo Ancelotti as the Blues boss after the latter was released prematurely from his Stamford Bridge contract. " Guus Hiddink, Mark...

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Ian Holloway Linked With Chelsea Job As Ancelotti Is Sacked

Funny story: Ian Holloway Linked With Chelsea Job As Ancelotti Is Sacked

Ian Holloway, the gung-ho Blackpool boss, whose team were relegated on Survival Sunday following a 4-2 defeat at Manchester United, is beingly hotly tipped to leave the club in order to take over at Stamford Bridge. It is thought that Roman Abramo...

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Ancelotti's eyebrow on the move again

After Chelsea's defeat by Manchester United, Carlo Ancelotti's left eyebrow is looking for another move upwards. Already one of the best movers in the Premier League, Ancelotti's left eyebrow is looking even more unsettled, especially in post-mat...

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Arrivederci Chelsea - Ancelotti Off To Roma

Funny story: Arrivederci Chelsea - Ancelotti Off To Roma

Hot down the drain news suggests that Chelsea boss, Carlo Ancelotti is off back to his home town of La Bella Roma, and about to bid Stamford Bridge 'arrivederci.' After Chelsea virtually surrendered their Premiership title to fellow London club, M...

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Chicharito Leaves Chelsea In Tatters

Funny story: Chicharito Leaves Chelsea In Tatters

Chelsea's season ended ignominiously here at Old Trafford tonight, at the precise moment that Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito pounced onto a Ryan Giggs cross to score as half-time loomed in the Champions League quarter final second leg. That goal...

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Chelsea Focus On Innertubes Ahead Of City Clash

Funny story: Chelsea Focus On Innertubes Ahead Of City Clash

In a revolutionary change of direction just before the Premier League takes an international break, Carlo Ancelotti has introduced innertubes into Chelsea's training. The Italian feels that Sunday's game against top-four rivals Manchester City is...

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Ancelloti Denies Losing Control

Funny story: Ancelloti Denies Losing Control

Beleaguered Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelloti has vehemently denied that there are disciplinary problems at Stamford Bridge or that his players are out of control. The claims surfaced after left back Ashley Cole was the subject of a police enquiry afte...

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Carlo Ancelotti Sacked After His Name Discovered To Be Strange Anagram

Funny story: Carlo Ancelotti Sacked After His Name Discovered To Be Strange Anagram

Football has been shaken to its very roots this evening, after it was revealed that the Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti had been relieved of his duties when Stamford Bridge executives discovered that the letters of his name, carefully rearranged, wer...

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Abramovich Files for Divorce For Ancelotti and Wife of 25 Years

Funny story: Abramovich Files for Divorce For Ancelotti and Wife of 25 Years

Despite a plea to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, manager Carlo Ancelotti could not save his wife, Luisa Ancelotti. The Italian admitted that it was a boardroom decision and he was powerless in this regard. Abramovich has displayed his ruthless st...

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Carlo Ancelloti is writing happy ending for Chelsea - and he GETS it!

Funny story: Carlo Ancelloti is writing happy ending for Chelsea - and he GETS it!

Carlo Ancelloti has had to adapt 'big time' to British Soccer after 33 years of playing and coaching in Italy. One thing that he has had to deal with, of course, are the sexual appetites of certain players, who hit the headlines recently with thei...

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Ancelotti Reveals Secret Passion For Rivals

Funny story: Ancelotti Reveals Secret Passion For Rivals

Chelsea boss, Carlo Ancelotti, raised eyebrows recently, revealing that he is actually a fan of his rivals. The Italian supremo was being quizzed on his tactics, for his side's upcoming title decider against Manchester United, and when asked what...

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