Speculation was mounting last night that Scottish Premier League crisis club Rangers were looking to buy English league one club Bury and move the club 200 miles up to Glasgow, bringing English Football League fixtures to Scotland for the first time.
Residents in one area of northern England were in shock last night after, what was initially thought to be a 'Close Encounter of the Third Kind' incident.
In a stunt geared towards gaining publicity for the 2010 football World Cup, which may be staged in England, Sir Elton John, the well-known homo, will play a concert at the stadium where the Final would be held,
Leeds United officials have described as "rubbish" claims made by The Spoof writer Monkey Woods, that the Yorkshire club has been awarded a precious bonus point by the Football Association...
UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.
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