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The Case Against Recreation - Part 16: Card Games

Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 16: Card Games

Cards- There are many types of card games, most of which are designed to pit the players against each other in order to cultivate a hostile antagonistic society, with all the problems that entails. Card games were contrived by the ruling class to control the proletariat, simple-minded, illiterate peasants who were easily manipulated by such tricks that appealed to their base instincts. Eve...

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Wallmark to Introduce New Line of Sympathy Cards for Victims of Gun Violence

Funny story: Wallmark to Introduce New Line of Sympathy Cards for Victims of Gun Violence

KANSAS CITY, MO---The NRA, ever vigilant against liberal, extremist groups who want to take away citizens' right to bear arms, now has an enemy's list. In addition to Wallmark Cards, among its many targets are Britney Spears, the YWCA, AARP, B'nai B...

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President Obama Makes An Astonishing Comment About Area 51

Funny story: President Obama Makes An Astonishing Comment About Area 51

LAS VEGAS - President Obama traveled to Las Vegas to speak at the Annual Retired Casino Card Dealers Dinner. He told the assembled group that he wanted them all to know that he did not have any aces up his sleeve. He then kidded that he did have a...

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Professional Poker Player Wins $9 Million But Gets Disqualifed

Funny story: Professional Poker Player Wins $9 Million But Gets Disqualifed

RENO, Nevada - The 21st Annual Reno Professional Poker Tournament saw newcomer Kipp "Chips" Hickenbolt, 29, win the main prize of $9 million. Hickenbolt, who hails from Little Rock, Arkansas, said that the last time he was this happy was back in h...

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February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day

Funny story: February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day

For as long as there have been florists and card shops, February 14th has been called Valentine's Day in order to boost sales of flowers and cards during a slump in the card selling calendar. One section of society has long since come to hate this da...

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Students to be given cards

Every student, at universities across the country, will be given a Christmas card under a scheme to make them feel more welcome on campus. In order to qualify, students will have to attend at least one lecture before terms ends in mid-December. In...

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Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed

Funny story: Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed

Annapolis MD: The governing board of the American Pinochle Association (APA) has proposed updating this old French card game to encompass the 21st Century concept of same sex marriage. A Pinochle deck of 48 cards consists of two copies for each o...

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Other Mother's Day for transgendered fathers on Father's Day

Funny story: Other Mother's Day for transgendered fathers on Father's Day

Traditionally on Father's Day, there is one subset of Father's who do not joyfully open up a card that tells them that for one day they can be the boss before handing the title back to their wife, nor do they get a little present of beer, beans or be...

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Stalker day a great success for card shops

Funny story: Stalker day a great success for card shops

High Street card shops have hailed the National Stalker and Harassment Day a great success, with millions of cards sold nationwide. "We're really glad that the government have come up with this new day to accompany Mother's Day, Grandparent's Day,...

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New "Death Cards" To Be Released

Funny story: New "Death Cards" To Be Released

Greetings cards have been shared between people for thousands of years. Archeologists believe that the first greetings card was sent by ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Amenhotep to his cat Mrs Whiskers, in the 13th century BC. Since then, the greetings c...

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Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards Taken Off Of The Market

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards Taken Off Of The Market

CHICAGO - The leader in the bubblegum trading card industry has decided that it will honor the request of its thousands of card buying customers and fans and remove all Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards from their store displays. A spokesper...

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Two more cards to be carried by refs next year

Funny story: Two more cards to be carried by refs next year

Soccer's President Sepp Blatter has announced that starting from next year referees will be issued with additional cards to the current yellows and reds. Two additional cards, a green and a white, will be needed because of the new 'sin-bin' rule...

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Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards To Become The Biggest Selling Trading Cards In History

Funny story: Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards To Become The Biggest Selling Trading Cards In History

NEW YORK CITY - Chew This, the bubble gum trading card company that will be producing the new Justin Bieber Bubble Gum Trading Cards has already had advance orders of 10 million cards. Company spokesperson Broussard T. Winniefelt stated that the s...

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Diabolical Plot Uncovered

Funny story: Diabolical Plot Uncovered

Bedbug sniffing dogs, during a routine search of the Zawahee Shipping Company warehouse in New Jersey, discovered a shipment of multi-colored greeting card envelopes, destined for the Al Ahamaamad Printing Company. The envelopes were embedded with be...

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500 Years Later, 53rd Card Makes Debut in Decks

The introduction of a new playing card to standard decks is creating a furor among card players, casino owners, psychics, gypsies, 3-car monty dealers and kids with bicycles. Introduced last week without fan fare, the new card, marked with the let...

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Isle of Wight News - McGill's Saucy Postcard Exhibition opens in Newport

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - McGill's Saucy Postcard Exhibition opens in Newport

Donald McGill is famed across the length of breadth and Britain for his saucy seaside postcards, but few know that he was born on the Isle of Wight and lived her for seventy of his sixty-four years. Now a permanent museum in Newport will house a c...

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Wortham Loses Tournament but Dominates Local News

Funny story: Wortham Loses Tournament but Dominates Local News

P.M. Wortham engaged the world's best Euchre players this past weekend in an epic charity card playing event. Though coming short on the overall points victory, Wortham's good looks and engaging personality were enough of a draw to be featured in th...

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P.M. Wortham Makes Appearance at World's Largest Euchre Tournament

Funny story: P.M. Wortham Makes Appearance at World's Largest Euchre Tournament

With the Book of World's Records in attendance, P.M. Wortham, semi-famous hack spoof writer, will join thousands of others in an attempt to break the record for the world's largest Euchre tournament. Held in the Detroit area this coming weekend an...

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