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Pope Announces Sweeping Reforms

Funny story: Pope Announces Sweeping Reforms

The Vatican is introducing sweeping reforms to its liturgical practice. Mass, benediction and special services, from now on, will be all-ticket affairs. The "pensio" as the ticket is called can be bought online. Marketing director for the Vatican...

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Pope Francis Warns Joan Rivers She Better Stop With Her Hate-Filled, Venom-Spewing Ways Or She'll End Up In Hell

Funny story: Pope Francis Warns Joan Rivers She Better Stop With Her Hate-Filled, Venom-Spewing Ways Or She'll End Up In Hell

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently stated to a group of Cardinal trainees at the Vatican that he cannot stress enough the fact that they need to remember the tremendous lawsuits that a group of libido-crazed priests have cost the church. He told...

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Fine scarlet silk robes for Pope's 19 new Cardinals but were any of them wearing knickers?

Funny story: Fine scarlet silk robes for Pope's 19 new Cardinals but were any of them wearing knickers?

Rome - At first glance the nineteen extravagantly kitted devil dodgers congregating in Rome today to receive the church's highest gong were sporting ten thousand dollarsworth of silken couture topped off by unmistakeable Cardinal red silk hats. Un...

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Drunken Cardinals In Orgy Of Violence Cause Havoc In Rome's Nightclubs And Bars

Funny story: Drunken Cardinals In Orgy Of Violence Cause Havoc In Rome's Nightclubs And Bars

Rome is preparing itself for another night of violence, vandalism and mayhem as more cardinals arrive in the Italian city to vote on a new pope. "It happens every time they need a new pontiff," explained bar owner Luigi Pistone as he swept broken...

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Cardinals pick Satan to be next Pope

Funny story: Cardinals pick Satan to be next Pope

St. Louis - Matt Holiday of the Cardinals announced today that the Cardinals have picked Satan to be the new Pope. While there are no good Catholics on the team, many are well versed in the ways of the Vatican. "We feel Satan best represents the...

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Bono announces intention to be the next Pope

Funny story: Bono announces intention to be the next Pope

Following the announcement that Pope Benedict the XVI will step down on the 28th of February Bono the lead singer of the band U2 has said that he would like to be the next Bishop of Rome. Popes are elected by a conclave of cardinals under the age...

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Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere gather in unauthorized conclave

Funny story: Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere gather in unauthorized conclave

TORNADO, WV (ABSNN) - An unauthorized conclave of Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere has been gathering for the past four weeks in this tiny West Virginia hamlet. Dressed in their scarlet robes, and attended by nuns wearing earth tones, priests...

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Pope names 22 cardinals

Funny story: Pope names 22 cardinals

Rome - He's pointing the finger at Sicilian-born Monsignor Vinnie 'The Gobbler' Mortadella, ex-Grand Master of the Order of the Holy Drive-By Shooting and sometime wannabe archbishop of Chicago, Illinois. Also fingered in this morning's announceme...

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Pope Benedict in Alzheimers Names Kendall Jenner and Kylie Kardinals

Funny story: Pope Benedict in Alzheimers Names Kendall Jenner and Kylie Kardinals

It's hard to keep up with the Kardashians Kris, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner just rocketed to the top of the nekts generation when Pope Benedict XVI named 22 new Cardinals today including Kendall J...

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