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Funny story: Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Munich, Germany - Scientists here, not of the Nazi Party, have determined that human exhalations are releasing gasses that are escaping to outer space, traveling to the Sun, falling into the Sun, causing it to get hotter, and causing ice on the moons...
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Funny story: The footprint elimination extremists

The footprint elimination extremists

A group of extreme environ-mentalists have been attempting to promote their frugal lifestyle. The Footprint Elimination Group (FEG) are determined to live their lives making as little impact on the planet as possible. FEG members eat nothing but lentils and water, and their clothes are made from lentils too. Twenty of them sleep side by side on the floor of an apartment they have rented, which...
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Funny story: Government Think Tank. Phew what a bunch of loonies!

Government Think Tank. Phew what a bunch of loonies!

A Government think tank has released a report on how it will reduce the carbon footprint of the United Kingdom. In the report Professor Lance Loony expresses concerns about the impact of maintaining current infrastructure policies and recommends cut...
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Funny story: Nuclear war would help reduce world's carbon footprint

Nuclear war would help reduce world's carbon footprint

A controversial report has been released by the Party Responsible for Engineering Propaganda about Universal Carbon Emissions (PREPUCE). The report suggests that a nuclear war would significantly reduce the world's carbon footprint. The shadowy or...
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Funny story: Local Man In Whistling Kettle Terror

Local Man In Whistling Kettle Terror

Local man Martin Shuttlecock was left in tatters today, his nerves in shreds following wife Anne's attempt to reduce the family's carbon footprint by buying a whistling kettle from an internet auction site. The whistling kettle, which reduces ener...
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Funny story: Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

LONDON- According to my secret source code named slash-8, a new business plan of the Environment Agency will slash carbon emissions by 60 percent, or 13 tonnes. It will leave five million cars on the road, and still reduce emissions! Slash-eigh...
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Funny story: No Car-bon-bon Footprint

No Car-bon-bon Footprint

Environmental groups have welcomed the announcement of the newest 'green car', the Citroen Scribble. The new car from the French company will be the most environmentally friendly vehicle on the planet. The Scribble will have a zero carbon footprin...
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Funny story: Prince Charles has reduced his carbon footprint, "but not his toe-jam," says wife

Prince Charles has reduced his carbon footprint, "but not his toe-jam," says wife

LONDON (ABSNN) - Charles, Prince of Wales, and heir to the English throne, has kept his promise to reduce his carbon footprint by no longer flying on the Royal jet, by burning all his own, and Lady Camilla's feces instead of peat, and walking up stai...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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