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Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Funny story: Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Munich, Germany - Scientists here, not of the Nazi Party, have determined that human exhalations are releasing gasses that are escaping to outer space, traveling to the Sun, falling into the Sun, causing it to get hotter, and causing ice on the moons...

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Government Think Tank. Phew what a bunch of loonies!

Funny story: Government Think Tank. Phew what a bunch of loonies!

A Government think tank has released a report on how it will reduce the carbon footprint of the United Kingdom. In the report Professor Lance Loony expresses concerns about the impact of maintaining current infrastructure policies and recommends cut...

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Nuclear war would help reduce world's carbon footprint

Funny story: Nuclear war would help reduce world's carbon footprint

A controversial report has been released by the Party Responsible for Engineering Propaganda about Universal Carbon Emissions (PREPUCE). The report suggests that a nuclear war would significantly reduce the world's carbon footprint. The shadowy or...

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Local Man In Whistling Kettle Terror

Funny story: Local Man In Whistling Kettle Terror

Local man Martin Shuttlecock was left in tatters today, his nerves in shreds following wife Anne's attempt to reduce the family's carbon footprint by buying a whistling kettle from an internet auction site. The whistling kettle, which reduces ener...

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Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

Funny story: Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

LONDON- According to my secret source code named slash-8, a new business plan of the Environment Agency will slash carbon emissions by 60 percent, or 13 tonnes. It will leave five million cars on the road, and still reduce emissions! Slash-eigh...

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No Car-bon-bon Footprint

Funny story: No Car-bon-bon Footprint

Environmental groups have welcomed the announcement of the newest 'green car', the Citroen Scribble. The new car from the French company will be the most environmentally friendly vehicle on the planet. The Scribble will have a zero carbon footprin...

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Prince Charles has reduced his carbon footprint, "but not his toe-jam," says wife

Funny story: Prince Charles has reduced his carbon footprint, "but not his toe-jam," says wife

LONDON (ABSNN) - Charles, Prince of Wales, and heir to the English throne, has kept his promise to reduce his carbon footprint by no longer flying on the Royal jet, by burning all his own, and Lady Camilla's feces instead of peat, and walking up stai...

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