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Britain's PM Cameron Brokers New China Deal - Delivery charges dropped on orders within 20 mile radius

Funny story: Britain's PM Cameron Brokers New China Deal - Delivery charges dropped on orders within 20 mile radius

Prime Minister David Cameron has accidentally negotiated a super deal with China on free delivery of takeaway special meals for two within 20 miles. China has agreed to use its influence on British Chinese food takeaway outlets in a major concession...

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EPA To Outlaw Beer - Will Run Super Bowl Ad To Explain C02 Threat

Funny story: EPA To Outlaw Beer - Will Run Super Bowl Ad To Explain C02 Threat

Having recently declared that carbon dioxide poses a threat to human health and welfare, the Environmental Protection Agency took its first regulatory action today to limit CO2 emissions by outlawing carbonated beer. "We understand that this may not...

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Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

Funny story: Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

LONDON- According to my secret source code named slash-8, a new business plan of the Environment Agency will slash carbon emissions by 60 percent, or 13 tonnes. It will leave five million cars on the road, and still reduce emissions! Slash-eigh...

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Personally I think it's great, but then again, I'm completely made of wood.

Funny story: Personally I think it's great, but then again, I'm completely made of wood.

"Personally I think it's great, but then again, I'm completely made of wood." - This was the typical response that climate change experts experienced when lobbying a random cross-section of trees during last months investigation into the possibiliti...

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Gift to Mankind - Mobile Carbon Dioxide Scrubbers

Funny story: Gift to Mankind - Mobile Carbon Dioxide Scrubbers

Scientits have made a remarkable breakthrough in carbon dioxide clean-up technology: the carbon dioxide scrubber - converts CO2 to carbon-black particles that float freely in the air. Can be fitted to any car exhaust, cows asses, chimney pots, s...

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An end to Climate Change

Funny story: An end to Climate Change

The soft drink manufacturer Spritzer that makes such drinks as Cake Cola and Fanba, have come up with a remarkable scheme that looks set to not only halt the increase of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, but actively reduce it. "What we are propos...

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CO2 successfully eradicated

AP Wires - Lagos, Nigeria: For the first time in recorded history the Nigerian Government has announced that a project with no internal corruption has been a success. According to Dr. Uday Muballa, whose father was unfortunately killed in a rebel...

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Satellite designed to monitor US CO2 output 'fails'

Funny story: Satellite designed to monitor US CO2 output 'fails'

A satellite designed specifically to monitor Carbon Dioxide levels in the atmosphere has mysteriously failed to launch correctly. The launch of the unit, which would have allowed pinpoint readings of the US adherence to emissions targets, was undert...

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Global Warming Over - Carbon Paper Solution!

Funny story: Global Warming Over - Carbon Paper Solution!

In a stunning "Eureka" moment, researchers have realised that the phasing out of carbon paper in the last forty odd years has been the sole cause of global warming. For readers under 40, in a pre-photocopier/printer age the blue/black ink soaked t...

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G8 Summit Leaders Lead From the Front in the War on Carbon Dioxide

Funny story: G8 Summit Leaders Lead From the Front in the War on Carbon Dioxide

In Japan yesterday, leaders of the G8 summit were seen planting trees as showed off their new initiative to fight the carbon dioxide emissions that are ruining the atmosphere.

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Global Warming - Planet Will Become Too Hot To Walk On

Funny story: Global Warming - Planet Will Become Too Hot To Walk On

Scientists studying the effects of so-called Global Warming have said that the Earth may become so hot, that it will be impossible to stand on its surface in bare feet.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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