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Funny story: Dorking pensioner had a shed load of one inch Hitlers

Dorking pensioner had a shed load of one inch Hitlers

A pensioner nicknamed 'Der Fuhrer' has been arrested at a Dorking car boot sale for spreading Nazi propaganda. The local recluse, Adolf Nonce , lives in a bungalow just outside Dorking called 'The Berlin Bunker'. Herr Nonce, who according to h...
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Funny story: National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

Following the shocking discovery that both Doctor Who and Britain's Got Talent finished its runs last week, the National Grid admits it has overstocked on domestic electricity. The Grid has been required over previous weeks to provide extra capaci...
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Funny story: Boot sale jaunt ends in transformation of toilet parts

Boot sale jaunt ends in transformation of toilet parts

Bedfordshire. The A5. - Miss Bland of Hemel Hempstead got more than she bargained for, Sunday just gone. Little did she know that when she pulled on yesterdays skiddies, thinking 'It's only Sunday, I'm not going anywhere' that she would be on a...
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Funny story: Car Boot Sale A Bit Of A Let Down

Car Boot Sale A Bit Of A Let Down

The inaugural car boot sale held in the grounds of Saint Juste The Same school in Frigghall On Sea turned out to be not quite the money spinning cash cow the organisers had hoped for. Mayor Sully Birdkrapp expressed his disappointment that only ni...
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Funny story: Bush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale

Bush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hoping to partially offset record budget deficits, President Bush has called for a yard sale of unprecedented proportion. Republican members of the House and Senate will join the Bush administration in collecting various items and...
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Funny story: Car Boot Sales Selling Cut-Price Holidays In Lanarkshire

Car Boot Sales Selling Cut-Price Holidays In Lanarkshire

In North Lanarkshire today, car boot sales were selling cut-price holidays. Mrs. Eileen McCormack, of Airdrie, said: 'Aye, give us a fiver, and you can spend a week in the boot of our Renault Megane. No extras, no hidden costs, just a nice wee break...
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Funny story: Nurse Found Hiding In Car Boot

Nurse Found Hiding In Car Boot

A nurse who had been missing for more than a week, has been found hiding in the boot of a car in Scotland, police have said. Magdeline Makola, 33, from Livingston, had not been seen since the morning of 15 December when she left work at Edinburgh...
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Funny story: Bank of England holds car boot sale

Bank of England holds car boot sale

The bank of England today announced it would be holding a car boot sale to raise much needed funds. Punters would be able to purchase items ranging from pens on chains to an ATM machine. Bank chairman Sir Alfred P. Moneybags said "We believe we...
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Funny story: Confessions of a car booter

Confessions of a car booter

Well, I went, I saw and I conquered my first (and possibly only) car boot sale of the year. And what an exciting day it was to boot (aaarrrggghhhhhhh! sorry).
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Funny story: Car Boot, 'Boot-leg' trousers are dangerous!

Car Boot, 'Boot-leg' trousers are dangerous!

HARTLEPOOL, ENGLAND: A huge explosion shook many buildings in the city centre today, scattering tens of shoppers running for their lives. Police and fire crews were alerted and investigations soon le...
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