The leaders of Al Queda, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Leona Lewis Fan Club have shown unusual co-operation by issuing a joint statement to their respective fanatics and murderers.
From 1st September, all car bombs used by suicide and homicide bombers...
APE Line-London, United Kingdom - Officials here in London today are circulating the the picture of a man they are calling the "Unibrow Unibomber". He is now suspected as a common link to several suspects currently in custody.
Baghdad, Iraq - Factional fighting broke out between Al Qaeda terrorists and Sunni militants resulting in the possible death of Al Qaeda leader, Adu Ayyub al-Masri, today; all in an apparent dispute over global warming, claim Sunni tribal fighters.
Newly installed Iraqi Deputy Foreign Minister Bassam Kubba was assassinated by unknown gunmen in Baghdad. This follows the car bomb killing on May 17th of Ezzedine Salim, then head of the Iraqi Governing Council and the May 27th attack on the convoy...
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