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Funny story: Kirk reports back from the frontier of his initial sighting and first battle with the rogue Trumphole™

Kirk reports back from the frontier of his initial sighting and first battle with the rogue Trumphole™

Only days after launch James T. Kirk and the USS Enterprise get their first taste of battle in the initial engagement. Obviously the entire world is waiting with baited breath as Kirk makes his post battle report to World Leaders. Despite Holly...
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Funny story: Kirk visited by World Leaders on the eve of his Life and Death Trumphole™ mission launch

Kirk visited by World Leaders on the eve of his Life and Death Trumphole™ mission launch

As Admiral James T. Kirk (frmly ret. but now temp unret.) prepares his ship and film crew for his planetary life and death battle with the rogue Trumphole™ heading towards earth. Many well wishers from around the world are paying their last...
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Funny story: Trump denies all association with deadly Trumphole heading towards earth - says it is a Clinton Campaign dirty trick

Trump denies all association with deadly Trumphole heading towards earth - says it is a Clinton Campaign dirty trick

For those that have been following the unfolding Trumphole Drama. Trump is today on the warpath as he finds out scientists have named the deadly rogue blackhole after him (or what has been called the Trumphole) and claims Clinton campaign had paid...
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Funny story: Hacktavists rebroadcasting Kirks battle with the deadly Trumphole are shutdown by Hollywood lawyers

Hacktavists rebroadcasting Kirks battle with the deadly Trumphole are shutdown by Hollywood lawyers

As Admiral Kirk (ret) of the Starship USS Enterprise readies for his battle with a rogue Trumphole heading for earth a bigger fight between Hacktavists and Hollywood lawyers has erupted. Hacktavists claim that this is far too important for any pet...
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Funny story: Admiral Kirk (ret) to come out of retirement to hunt Trumphole heading towards earth

Admiral Kirk (ret) to come out of retirement to hunt Trumphole heading towards earth

In a breaking development on the Trumphole threat to the planet, Admiral Kirk (ret) of the star ship USS Enterprise is to come out of retirement to lead a mission to tackle the Trumphole reported by Scientists to have a deadly earth trajectory. Sh...
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Funny story: Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered! The True Origin Of Subsequent Series Revealed!

Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered! The True Origin Of Subsequent Series Revealed!

A long lost Kirk/Spock vintage Star Trek episode that never aired has turned up in a forgotten vault at Paramount Studios. "The Deflowering" was a 1967 show featuring all the beloved and famous characters who made the show such an unforgettable sci-...
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Funny story: Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid. Speaking with Pomona Vox of...
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Funny story: William Shatner or Captain Kirk? Turns out he didn't know either

William Shatner or Captain Kirk? Turns out he didn't know either

'Trekkies' the world over can barely contain their excitement following a sensational find at a major Hollywood studio this week. Kirk's famous 'Captain's Log', it seems, was a real document. The studio has already released excerpts from the journal...
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Funny story: Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Los Angeles - "It was an episode about the Federation's launch of the 'Meet The Cardassians' holodeck program," the head of Star Trek archives said today. "The studio canned it when a props tragedy saw real weed being smoked by Kirk and the floozi...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

LOS ANGELES - Star Trek premiered on NBC back in 1966. It ran for three seasons and although it did not become a big hit in the ratings department it did attract a huge loyal fan following who refer to themselves as "Trekkies." Two of the main sta...
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Funny story: Star Trek Captain Loses Post After Lewd Video Shown

Star Trek Captain Loses Post After Lewd Video Shown

The motto of the USS Enterprise, the vessel whose 5-year mission "to boldly go where no man has gone before", seems to have been taken all too literally, after it was announced that NASA has relieved a US spaceship captain of his command over the pr...
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Funny story: Kirk on chick planet shock

Kirk on chick planet shock

In his Starfleet blog this week Admiral James T. Kirk , better known to his colleagues as wiggy , has been complaining about his recent diplomatic mission to the all female planet of Lesbostonia. Having heard it was a chicks only planet old wiggy...
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Funny story: William Shatner spotted at the new "Star Trek" movie dressed as Capt. James T. Kirk

William Shatner spotted at the new "Star Trek" movie dressed as Capt. James T. Kirk

Hollywood, California - Taking over the movie projector room, William Shatner pulled the film reel of the new "Star Trek" movie out from the projector and onto the floor, leaving the silver screen blank with only the blaring white light on it as movi...
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Funny story: Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

A wig wearing Britney Spears checked back into a Los Angeles rehab center today for treatment. Unfortunately for those who saw her, it was not the right kind of wig. The former pop princess casually strolled into the facility wearing the toupee wor...
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