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The true story of Marvel Comics' The Punisher

The Punisher, a sadistic sociopath, is the son--some would say, the spawn--of a love tryst between Gene Conway and his wife, John Romita. Taunted mercilessly by his bullying schoolmates because of his dubious parentage, vowed to avenge himself not only upon his tormentors, but also upon society in general. To show that, in his case, the apple, although wormy, had fallen far from the tree, he wo...

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Mitt Romney Comments On The New Marvel Super Heroes Film "The Avengers"

Funny story: Mitt Romney Comments On The New Marvel Super Heroes Film "The Avengers"

CHICAGO - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney and his wife Ann attended a showing of the new super heroes film The Avengers. The blockbuster movie broke the all-time opening weekend record with ticket sales of over $200 million. After vie...

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"The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

HOLLYWOOD - The Avengers opened at movie theaters and scored extremely big at the box office breaking the all-time weekend take at over $200 million. The Marvel superhero movie literally left every other movie at the starting gate. One of the f...

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Captain America under military investigation for alleged homosexuality

Funny story: Captain America under military investigation for alleged homosexuality

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A Military Tribunal has been formed this week to investigate recent allegations that Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, is gay. Members of the secret agency S.H.E.I.L.D. refused to comment, but one anonymous source said it does not...

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Chris Evans, The Star of "Captain America: The First Avenger," Reveals Some Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits

Funny story: Chris Evans, The Star of "Captain America: The First Avenger," Reveals Some Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits

HOLLYWOOD - Massachusetts native Chris Evans says that he has never been prouder of one of his movies as he is about Captain America: The First Avenger a film based on the Marvel Comics character. He recently spoke with Voodoo Dupree of The West H...

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Charlie Sheen: Secret Agent for Uncle Sam

Funny story: Charlie Sheen: Secret Agent for Uncle Sam

In a surprising turn of events US Secretary of Defense, Robert M. Gates, has made this revelation: Charlie Sheen IS Captain America. Mr. Sheen alluded to his superpowers during a NBC interview when he stated that he has tiger blood flowing in hi...

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New Captain America Pops a Cap in America's Tush

Funny story: New Captain America Pops a Cap in America's Tush

New York (mn) - Marvel Comics announced this week that Captain America would be reborn with issue #34, just nine issues after the Sentinel of Libery was shot dead on court house steps in issue #25.

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Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

Funny story: Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

New York, New York - Making good on a pageant promise to take a bite out of crime, Miss 'Captain' America, as law officials affectedly donned her, Lauren Nelson, joined crime-fighting forces with American's Most Wanted famous crime fighti...

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Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Funny story: Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Melbourne, Florida - (Ass Mess): It's the old battle of the sexes rearing its ugly once again as a New Jersey physician found out last weekend after advice from colleagues in how to succeed with the opposite sex went horribly awry.

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Captain Colbert. Stephen Colbert to Replace Steve Rogers as Captain America.

Funny story: Captain Colbert. Stephen Colbert to Replace Steve Rogers as Captain America.

Cap has fallen. Hard. Who better to pick up the shield, the mantle, the passion, the AMERICA... than Steven Colbert.

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Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

Funny story: Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

It's happened - Britney Spears has finally come up with an alternative to herself. The damaged girl, who the media and internet seem intent on damaging even more, has asked the people of the world to go and read NEXTWAVE instead of bothering her...

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Iron man steps down

IT WAS REVEALED today that Vihelm Vatanabe Henshacnker the 45th will not succeed Iron Man as the next American king.

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Comic Book Superhero Captain America Dies

Funny story: Comic Book Superhero Captain America Dies

Captain America was killed in his latest Marvel Comics issue. The superhero, who was first published in World War II to fight against Hitler, joins a long list of dead comic book heros (several of whom have been resurrected or reborn). The New York...

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