Pasadena, Ca - "Just a couple of big breaths should get these babes going," the head of NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today, "so long as you don't have an allergy to rubber or speak with a lithp - er...lisp!"
News of the delivery was welco...
Accused astronaut Capt. Lisa M Nowak recently had a rash of irrational thoughts leading her into a string of out of character actions.
Who'd a thought that NASA would give the United States Postal Service competition in the employee rage department - Never saw that one coming! Perhaps rage by American Idol rejects, but certainly not astronauts. Astronauts have always been regard...
Texarse - (Rioters): International space station cosmanaut Capt Lisa Nowak, a 43 year old US Navy officer, wore only a diaper to avoid detection and the need to take a toilet break during her 1,000 mile drive from Houston to Orlando International Air...
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