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Carnivor Cruise Line to feature cannibalism on the high seas

Funny story: Carnivor Cruise Line to feature cannibalism on the high seas

Miami, FL - A new reality TV series will launch this fall documenting the adventures of vacationers braving voyages on the new Carnivor Cruise Line, producer Annibalcay Rossgay told us when we asked him what’s new. Vacationers sign a waiver that t...

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Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Funny story: Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Sparking fears of tainted meat and even cannibalism at the Trump Tower Grill, anonymous sources are speaking out about how the kitchen sources it's meat. After Donald Trump Tweeted a photo of himself eating a Taco Bowl on Cinco de Mayo, a holiday...

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Ted Cruz Accuses Rivals Of Cannibalism

Funny story: Ted Cruz Accuses Rivals Of Cannibalism

Saying the New York Times reported it first, the Cruz campaign was distancing itself from a mailer a Cruz super pac sent out to Nevada voters describing his opponent's practices of ritual sacrifices and cannibalism. "It was a mistake to tell vote...

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First Recorded Case Of "Coyote Leg" Reported

A team of doctors from "Coyote Arm" International has confirmed that Manny Orbach from Bensonhurst in Brooklyn NYC chewed off a large chunk of his leg (which had to be subsequently amputated), thinking it was his arm, when he awoke from a night of dr...

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Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society- Reverts To Cannibalism

Funny story: Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society- Reverts To Cannibalism

The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective economy and without anyone who understands any technology beyond that of making heroin the entire la...

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Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

Funny story: Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

DRESDEN, Germany - Local authorities in the German town of Dresden are reporting that there is so much hatred and animosity towards 55-Year-Old German cannibal police officer Detley G. that they are having to take him out of the city. An official...

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Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

Funny story: Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

DRESDEN, Germany - A cannibal cop arrested for the killing of a man he met online is blaming his crime on the fact that he ate horse meat lasagna purchased and eaten last year and claims it gave him mad cow disease. A representative from Findus,...

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Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola. The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country...

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I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism

Funny story: I-95 Traffic Snarl Up Leads To Cannibalism

Two college buddies headed to Florida from their home in Richmond have been arrested and charged with murder after eating the third member of their group after being held up in traffic on the I-95. Brian James and Steven Brookes, both 21 year-old...

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Now horse meat found in cannibal meals

Supermarket giant Tesdabury's has become the latest store caught up in the horse meat scandal after allegations that horse meat has been found in its "Cannibal Range" of ready meals. A clearly shaken company spokesperson Sue Perior admitted "This...

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Plot To Eat Rosemary Shrager In Jungle Foiled By Phillip Schofield

Funny story: Plot To Eat Rosemary Shrager In Jungle Foiled By Phillip Schofield

A sinister plot by fellow contestants to eat Rosemary Shrager in the I'm A Celebrity jungle studio was foiled at the last minute last night by television personality Phillip Schofield. Viewers and Ms Shrager were left unaware of the menacing plot...

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Cannibal Cop's Arrest Prompts Bloomberg To Limit Human Flesh Portions

Funny story: Cannibal Cop's Arrest Prompts Bloomberg To Limit Human Flesh Portions

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg made the Big Apple less appetizing to the city's cannibal community today, introducing a new Health Department regulation that limits flesh eating to "one pound per person per day." The restriction came on the he...

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Nibbles - A short gruesome play on cannibalism

Funny story: Nibbles - A short gruesome play on cannibalism

Act One Mitchum Mr. Thwaite? Mr. Thwaite? Thwaite Yeah…What is it? Mitchum You OK, Mr. Thwaite? Thwaite I ain't bloody dead yet, mate. Mitchum I wasn't suggesting that… Thwaite Oh, I'm sure you weren't, mate. However, your verbal demeanor had a bit of anticipatory delight there. Mitchum How's that, Mr. Thwaite? Thwaite You were hoping that I cashed in and you co...

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Brain Eating Virus Identified - Could Be Responsible For Cannibal/Zombie Attacks

Funny story: Brain Eating Virus Identified - Could Be Responsible For Cannibal/Zombie Attacks

The Center for Diseased Conditions in Atlanta Ga. announced early Thursday that a mutant strain of the dreaded KMA2 nerve virus - which renders individuals incapable of coherent thought, and likely to react violently to things like flies and grey shi...

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US Animal Rights Organizations Membership in Decline

Funny story: US Animal Rights Organizations Membership in Decline

Washington DC: The US Department of Labor announced that the number of animal rights activists residing in the 48 contiguous states has steadily declined by 50% between 2009 and 2012. The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) launched a probe int...

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German Masterchef pulled off the air after cannibalism rumours

Funny story: German Masterchef pulled off the air after cannibalism rumours

The German version of Masterchef, Meisterkoch has been taken off the air when it was revealed that the contestant calling himself Hans Waschen was the suspected cannibal Luka Magnotta. "We were initially okay with Magnotta's first round dish," sai...

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Cannibals outraged at media's coverage of zombie attack

Funny story: Cannibals outraged at media's coverage of zombie attack

MIAMI, Fl. - Cannibals from all over the United States and the world have registered their complaints that the media coverage following an attack in Miami is unfairly depicting cannibalism as an act committed on a living person. A cannibal is defi...

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Greyhound Bus Cannibal to get Hospital Furloughs after Agreeing to eat only Vegans

Funny story: Greyhound Bus Cannibal to get Hospital Furloughs after Agreeing to eat only Vegans

They Grey Hound bus guy who stabbed another guy to death and ate part of him while requesting take home boxes for the parts that he did not eat, has now been granted furloughs from Canada's Asylum for Future US Members of Congress which is more commo...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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