Supermarket giant Tesdabury's has become the latest store caught up in the horse meat scandal after allegations that horse meat has been found in its "Cannibal Range" of ready meals.
A clearly shaken company spokesperson Sue Perior admitted "This...
A sinister plot by fellow contestants to eat Rosemary Shrager in the I'm A Celebrity jungle studio was foiled at the last minute last night by television personality Phillip Schofield.
Viewers and Ms Shrager were left unaware of the menacing plot...
New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg made the Big Apple less appetizing to the city's cannibal community today, introducing a new Health Department regulation that limits flesh eating to "one pound per person per day."
The restriction came on the he...
Act One
Mitchum
Mr. Thwaite?
Mr. Thwaite?
Thwaite
Yeah
What is it?
Mitchum
You OK, Mr. Thwaite?
Thwaite
I ain't bloody dead yet, mate.
Mitchum
I wasn't suggesting that
Thwaite
Oh, I'm sure you weren't, mate. However, your verbal demeanor had a bit of anticipatory delight there.
Mitchum
How's that, Mr. Thwaite?
Thwaite
You were hoping that I cashed in and you co...
The Center for Diseased Conditions in Atlanta Ga. announced early Thursday that a mutant strain of the dreaded KMA2 nerve virus - which renders individuals incapable of coherent thought, and likely to react violently to things like flies and grey shi...
Washington DC: The US Department of Labor announced that the number of animal rights activists residing in the 48 contiguous states has steadily declined by 50% between 2009 and 2012.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) launched a probe int...
Philadelphia, PA-- There's something new on the menu at fast-food places around the city this summer. It's called long pork and it's being served just like hamburgers. Long pork is another name for human meat.
Fast-food joints got the idea for lo...
The German version of Masterchef, Meisterkoch has been taken off the air when it was revealed that the contestant calling himself Hans Waschen was the suspected cannibal Luka Magnotta.
"We were initially okay with Magnotta's first round dish," sai...
Miami, FL-- Recent stories in the news have shed light on one of America's smallest minorities--the cannibal. This new minority is now coming out of the closet and claiming their rights like any other citizen. 21st Century cannibals want to be know...
MIAMI, Fl. - Cannibals from all over the United States and the world have registered their complaints that the media coverage following an attack in Miami is unfairly depicting cannibalism as an act committed on a living person.
A cannibal is defi...
They Grey Hound bus guy who stabbed another guy to death and ate part of him while requesting take home boxes for the parts that he did not eat, has now been granted furloughs from Canada's Asylum for Future US Members of Congress which is more commo...
A self-confessed cannibal and his vampire mistress have asked their psychiatric institute in Sweden if they can get married and live the rest of their bloody lives together (promises to be pretty short lives!).
The cannibal, enjoyed chewing the fl...
Acton man Terry Scrote has turned himself in to the police and confessed to eating his neighbour's brain.
"I was Hank Marvin after getting legless in the Bush with Stan Snide so i necked the contents of Arthur Saveloy's skull" claimed the part ti...
CHICAGO: On July 30, 1975, Teamster president Jimmy Hoffa disappeared from the face of the earth. Until yesterday his disappearance remained a mystery. Although he had many enemies who had reason to kill him, Chicago police and the FBI were unable...
Washington - Cannibals testifying before Congress today criticized the Obama Administrations recent change from the decade old food pyramid to the new MyPyramid.
With much fanfare, the USDA recently retired the old Food Guide Pyramid and replaced...
Channel 4 favourite Come Dine With Me has become staple viewing for foodies across the country. The programme, where 5 strangers meet over the course of a week, are treated to home cooking by each contestant in turn, and then vote on the results with...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...
A Slovakian cannibal who advertised for a victim to be eaten over the internet changed his mind as his victim, a Swiss Nutter, turned up stinking of garlic.
Most cannibals like their meat fresh, tender and without any spices or herbs attached, but...