Angelina Jolie's breasts, removed in a double mastectomy when the American actress tried to beat the threat of cancer, have vowed to remain in the film industry despite the painful break-up last week. Both breasts claimed to have been inundated with...
In a break with tradition, and common sense, organisers of the Cannes International Film Festival have decided to up sticks and move to the once sleepy village of Little Divot.
Festival president, Gilles Jacob-Cremecraquer, made the decision after...
(Entertainment Weakly, Hollywood) - Eight years after his poor dad's death, Z!xau, son of Namibian bush-farmer-turned-actor-turned-bush-farmer, N!xau, has shown interest in picking up where his late father left off.
Our reporter in the bush submit...
Despite being banned from the recent Cannes Festival, Danish film director Lars Von Trier has promised to continue making films.
Von Trier was prohibited from attending the festival after commenting that he "sympathised with Hitler".
It wasn't quite the shower scene from Hitchcock's Psycho and it didn't feature Janet Leigh, mother of Jamie Lee Curtis, getting stabbed up in the nude. But Dita Von Teese, the burlesque queen caused quite a storm in a Cannes nightspot by performing a...
People who drop litter in a London borough, or commit unsociable acts, could be filmed by a special council team and face £80 fines or an on-the-spot rogering by their PFI-contracted squads of puffy hi-viz environmental community service snitches.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Cannes, France - When Pamela Anderson, now 39 years old, was booed by photographers when she showed up late for her photo session and only stayed around a few minutes to pose for a photo shoot, or at least that's what she t...
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