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Funny story:  Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

Lady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage

A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...
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Funny story:  Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport. Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of fli...
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Funny story:  President Obama Says He's In Favor Of Illinois' Proposed Marijuana Law

President Obama Says He's In Favor Of Illinois' Proposed Marijuana Law

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - President Obama took some time out from his busy schedule to visit the capital of Illinois. He had been asked to travel to Springfield by state Senator Hayley Martha Tuckerbucker [D-Kankakee]. The Land of Lincoln State,...
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Funny story:  Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Col...
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Funny story:  China Has Just Purchased 3 Marijuana Shops In Denver

China Has Just Purchased 3 Marijuana Shops In Denver

DENVER - Colorado Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just let the news media know that the Republic of China has finalized a deal for the purchase of three pot shops located in Denver. The senator stated that he was both excited and honored a...
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Funny story:  NORAD commander worried local pot laws having adverse effect on US aerospace defence command

NORAD commander worried local pot laws having adverse effect on US aerospace defence command

El Paso County, Colorado Springs - Four star General Charles H Jacobs Jr has voiced his concerns after a tense standoff at NORAD HQ with a slow-moving marijuana cloud that swamped much of Peterson Air Farce Base yesterday. The musky THC-laden fug...
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Funny story:  Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

DENVER - With the new Marijuana Law now going into its third month, many Colorado college students are having weekend pot parties. A rock band that is based in Denver has been playing at three marijuana parties every weekend. The band Rocky For...
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Funny story:  Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

BOULDER - The city of Boulder Chamber of Commerce is reporting that The Snowflake Hotel has just become the most popular hotel in the entire city. The hotel is located within walking distance of 3 marijuana shops and as a result is booked solid al...
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Funny story:  The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

DENVER - Ever since January 1, 2014, when Governor John Hickenlooper signed the Marijuana Bill which allows anyone in Colorado the right to buy and use pot, the state has become one gigantic happy place. Everywhere one travels within the state the...
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Funny story:  Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

DENVER - A realtor in Denver has just stated that he received a phone call from a Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the members of the all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot which hails from Russia. Miss Tolokonnikova wanted to see about purchasing some...
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Funny story:  Hop on Pot - Not by Dr. Seuss

Hop on Pot - Not by Dr. Seuss

Longmont, CO (STT News) - The owner of a craft brewery in Colorado has come up with a unique idea and one that stands on the verge of shaking the entire industry to the core. Tommy Marin, who six years ago began bottling his specialized beers and...
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Funny story:  The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people. When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

A Colorado Springs Diner Sells More Marijuana Brownies Than Any Other Eating Establishment In The State of Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed the owners of Bubba's Pikes Peak Diner in Colorado Springs that they have just set a state record. The governor met with Beaumont "Bubba" Rindello, owner of the diner and inf...
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Funny story:  Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation. Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to th...
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Funny story:  Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

DENVER - The director of The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan has just informed the press about the state's 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest. Miss Coxcoogan said that the one-of-a-kind event will be held in Denver...
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Funny story:  Snowdon Leaks Finally Expose UFOs

Snowdon Leaks Finally Expose UFOs

Colorado Springs, CO (STT News) - The US Air Force Base just outside of Fort Carson today issued a response to the Edward Snowdon Leaks pertaining to UFOs. In the released documents, Snowdon indicates that the USAF has long known of UFOs and that the...
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Funny story:  Colorado Governor Chickencooper hails pollution-busting scheme

Colorado Governor Chickencooper hails pollution-busting scheme

Denver, Colorado - "The atmosphere here in the Highest State has significantly improved since we banned toxic nocturnal emissions," the Colorado Governor said today, "many of which were contributing to the uh, glow ball warming effect." Hickenloop...
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Funny story:  Girl Scout Sets Up Cookie Stand Outside of Pot Shop - Sells Out In 5 Minutes

Girl Scout Sets Up Cookie Stand Outside of Pot Shop - Sells Out In 5 Minutes

BOULDER, Colorado - Little Boulder Girl Scout Brandy Valdesti, 12, has to be one of the most enterprising youngsters in the entire United States. Brandy had a total of 20 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies to sell and she decided to set up a table right...
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