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Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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Epileptics to Get Cannabis on NHS

Funny story: Epileptics to Get Cannabis on NHS

In a groundbreaking ruling a government body has agreed that in rare cases epileptics can receive treatment for epilepsy with cannabis oil. We found epileptics rejoicing on the streets of London at the new ruling following The Home Office u-turn.

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Health Problem Linked to Recreational Marijuana

Sacramento, CA. With the sale of recreational marijuana now legal in California, that state's health department has warned young adult males that even minimal use of the product may result in an embarrassing but not lethal problem involving male sex...

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High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!

Funny story: High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!

In a state of "Man this is so cool and I'm really floating, man!" A Danish pot smoking, high as a kite, gentleman, became so disorientated after spending all afternoon, and evening, puffing pot, he ordered a taxi to take him back to Christiana. An ar...

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Amsterdam bans beer bikes because pot smokers can't relax!

Funny story: Amsterdam bans beer bikes because pot smokers can't relax!

Beer bikes, a common sight on Amsterdam's cobble-stoned streets, and seen riding alongside canals, are causing so much noise the coucil has banned them! The bikes are rented by groups of boozed up tourists celebrating anything. However, they are c...

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Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Funny story: Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Meteorologists are predicting a late July, early August return of a unique pot cloud that formed during the three day Woodstock festival in Bethel, NY. The cloud was carried off by the jet stream after the concert concluded and eventually ended up in...

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Drug Addicts Fund A Kick-Starter Account To Free El Chapo

Funny story: Drug Addicts Fund A Kick-Starter Account To Free El Chapo

Everytown, U.S.A - Coke heads, crack heads, pill freaks and heroin junkies have all banded together in support of freeing their beloved El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord, from prison, by opening a Kick-Starter page. "Our goal is to raise enough mone...

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Historians Hide Stash in Ancient Tomb

An ancient Chinese tomb brought to the U.S. for study turns out to be a drug mule. The two historians credited with finding the tomb were convicted of marijuana possession with intent to distribute. According to police evidence the researchers brough...

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Obama Offers Philippine President Duterte Joint Causing International Blow-Up

Funny story: Obama Offers Philippine President Duterte Joint Causing International Blow-Up

Leaders of the G-20 met in executive session and adopted an emergency resolution. The resolution called on putting U.S. President Barrack Hossein Obama and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte in time-out after the two traded insults and accusations...

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Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

In a Mayo Clinic study of one hundred elderly pot smokers there was one revelation that surprised and stunned the small staff that conducted the study. The participants in the study were all volunteers, some of whom regularly smoked and a few who jo...

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50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Funny story: 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...

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Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Funny story: Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Denver, Colorado - Governor John Chickencooper (R) wasn't so sure about letting his citizens grow mad weed and flog it out across the rest of America like a big weed rainbow, lighting up the sky - but he's sure enjoying the big pot of gold which has...

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Is Pot Kosher For Passover?

Funny story: Is Pot Kosher For Passover?

New York - Rabbis at Manhattan's B'nai Jeshurun are slugging out conflicting theories about this year's vital Jewish poser, Is Pot Kosher For Passover? The eight-day holiday begins at sundown Friday just as West Manhattan's Ashkenazi faithful dem...

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Aircraft Giant Flying Higher With Legal Pot Breaks For Assembly Line Workers

Funny story: Aircraft Giant Flying Higher With Legal Pot Breaks For Assembly Line Workers

BILLINGSGATE POST: With Washington State legalizing the possession and growing of pot, aircraft manufacturer Gunwing announced that workers in their assembly facility in Everett, Washington would be allowed to smoke pot on their breaks. Although th...

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'Potella' jar sparks lethal blaze that destroys family home

Funny story: 'Potella' jar sparks lethal blaze that destroys family home

Colorado Springs, USA - An empty jar of the yummy cannabis, chocolate and pistachio nut paste 'Potella' is suspected of being behind the total destruction of a family home. Forensic investigators say the six bedroom property and a family dog were...

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Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Funny story: Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Windsor Castle The Royal Family are having a battle royal since discovering Prince Henry gave Prince Charles some marijuana. "If you thought he was boring before, you should here him now. If he gets started on the philosophy of gardening, he can g...

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NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

Funny story: NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

The NFL is now extensively testing players before football games for marijuana usage. This is a recent policy change. National Footbal League Commissioner Roger Goodell gave an explanation. "The problem with Cannabis is that it is a 'peace" induc...

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Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Funny story: Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains. This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades o...

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The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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