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Funny story:  Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

BILLINGSGATE POST - Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, new problems have complicated things for the citizens living there. With much discussion concerning how to test drivers for driving too high, the debate was lifted to a higher level by pot...
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Funny story:  California Wants To Buy Marijuana From Colorado

California Wants To Buy Marijuana From Colorado

BEVERLY HILLS - A Southern California group known as FOP for Friends of Pot has contacted Colorado state authorities about the possibility of making a rather large purchase of Colorado marijuana. Hayden "Scooter" Tallyhouse, 21, representing FOP s...
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Funny story:  Obama sends emergency goody bags to Vatican Choom Room

Obama sends emergency goody bags to Vatican Choom Room

Rome - College of Cardinals tokers got a rare treat today as an emergency aid package from the White House signaled the start of the Papal bong convention. Hundreds of pick-n-mix Walmart goody bags laden with candy, chewing gum, cigarette papers,...
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Funny story:  Maryland Wants To Legalize Marijuana

Maryland Wants To Legalize Marijuana

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - In a move that caught many residents of Maryland by surprise, state delegate Curtis "The Wow Dude" Anderson has introduced a bill into the Maryland legislature that would make marijuana legal for anyone over the age of 21. An...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Apologizes To President Obama For Smoking Pot

Justin Bieber Apologizes To President Obama For Smoking Pot

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House recently received a certified letter addressed to President Obama. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the letter was from Justin Bieber, the singer. In the 193-wor...
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Funny story:  New Pot Laws Effects on Colorado

New Pot Laws Effects on Colorado

In November, two states, Colorado and Washington, legalized recreational pot use. What impact have the new laws had upon those states? To get answers, reporter Kanye Blankenbaker spoke with Dune Halverson from the Colorado State Attorney General's office. Blankenbaker: Dune, how has the passage of the law affected the state, if at all? Halverson: Man, where's my shoe? I lost my shoe,...
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Funny story:  Pot To Be Taxed

Pot To Be Taxed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Now that the states of Colorado and Washington have voted to legalize marijuana, word coming out of Congress is that they will be considering a bill that will place a tax on pot. Senator Shelia P. Fluckaminski [R-Arizona] will b...
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Funny story:  Colorado Opens Up Hundreds of Pot Parks

Colorado Opens Up Hundreds of Pot Parks

DENVER - A new meaning has just been given to the old John Denver song "Rocky Mountain High." Since the state's voters voted to make marijuana legal, literally tens of thousands of young people have moved to The Rocky Mountain State from such plac...
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Funny story:  Pot Smokers Concerned After Announcement "No More Twinkies"

Pot Smokers Concerned After Announcement "No More Twinkies"

Following Friday's announcement that Hostess Brands was shuttering its facilities and ceasing operations, sales of the company's flagship product, Twinkies, have increased 10 fold - with some paying up to $550 for just one crème filled cake. T...
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Funny story:  Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

The US economy, only now beginning to recover from the devastation of Hurricane Sandy, was dealt another financial tsunami this morning when Hostess CEO, Gregory Rayburn announced that Irving Texas based Hostess has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankr...
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Funny story:  Fourth Secret Of Fatima Revealed

Fourth Secret Of Fatima Revealed

Vatican City-- A surprise announcement from the Vatican today is shocking Roman Catholics around the world. It turns out four secrets were given by the Virgin Mary to some Portuguese children in 1917 and not three. The fourth secret was not to be r...
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Funny story:  Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

Smokey Bedford, UK: An OAP couple who supposedly purchased a cannabis plant thinking that it was a daisy plant have been arrested after "kicking up" too much business selling the leaves of their "daisy" plant. The plant just grew and grew and the...
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Funny story:  Strategic Cannabis Reserve mooted for drought-hit California

Strategic Cannabis Reserve mooted for drought-hit California

Los Angeles - Dwindling bud supplies have virtually dried up in parts of California prompting calls for the creation of a state-wide Strategic Cannabis Reserve modeled on Big Oil's Gulf of Mexico emergency storage facilities. The proposal has the...
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Funny story:  Federal Govenment Begins Mailing Weed To Everyone

Federal Govenment Begins Mailing Weed To Everyone

Washington, DC-- The Department of Homeland Insecurity has begun mailing an ounce of marijuana per week to all of the 312 million citizens of the United States. The government expects some tough times ahead in the next few months, and they want ever...
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Funny story:  Curiosity Rover Discovers The Bong On Mars

Curiosity Rover Discovers The Bong On Mars

Houston, TX-- The Curiosity rover exploring Mars has spotted something completely unexpected. The rover spotted a bong standing up on a rock with a little bit of gray smoke coming out of it and something burning in the bowl. Scientists at the Johns...
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Funny story:  Queen's mental decline blamed on bong hit decades

Queen's mental decline blamed on bong hit decades

London - Mental slippage and cognitive retardation have wreaked havoc on HM's sunset years after decades Commonwealth ganja dependence a royal source said today. Palace quacks' insistence on bleeding her with leeches first identified the scale of...
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Funny story:  L.A. To Close Down All Marijuana Shops

L.A. To Close Down All Marijuana Shops

LOS ANGELES - Literally thousands of high school and college students are extremely upset at a statement that has just been issued by Mayor Antonio "El Hey Dude" Villaraigosa. Speaking before hundreds of members of the news media Mayor V, as Linds...
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Funny story:  Higgs Boson Found--Then Lost Forever

Higgs Boson Found--Then Lost Forever

Bern, Switzerland-- Excited physicists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) have finally discovered the elusive Higgs Boson. The sub-atomic particle has been the object of an intense search by scientists for over thirty years. Tears of joy at its dis...
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